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A genuine news story:

"`CHICK' PERV IS FACING JAIL Oct 29 2002

A SERIAL pervert is facing up to 10 years in jail after being convicted of having sex with a chicken.

Michael Bessigano, 32, sneaked on to a farm in the middle of the night, stole the bird and took it to a hotel.

Police in Indiana, USA, launched an investigation after a chambermaid discovered the dead chicken, feathers and blood on the bed.

Inquiries revealed Bessigano had previously been jailed for a string of animal sex cases.

In 1991, he was arrested after he was found trying to molest a neighbour's geese. A year later, he was jailed for two years for having sex with a Rottweiler dog.

A month later, he was accused of the attempted theft of an Alsatian."

Anyone else find this hilarious? Other stories about bestiality, please.

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 12:17 (twenty-four years ago)

Haha, yes I saw that in the Metro this morning.

― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 12:23 (twenty-four years ago)

Ew ew ew!!

― Plinky (Plinky), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 12:24 (twenty-four years ago)

I find it unpleasant. He should have been attmpting to MAKE LOVE w/the chicken, which wouldn't have killed it.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 12:24 (twenty-four years ago)

I love the way he takes the chicken to a hotel:

Michael Bessigano: "I've planned a little get-away for the two of us, Mrs. Rooster"

Mrs. Rooster: "Oh Michael, that's so romantic"

Michael: "No sleazy motels for you, Mrs. Rooster. I'm going to wine and dine you in the lap of luxury"

Mrs. Rooster: "Oh! (Swoons) You're so thoughtful and handsome"

Michael: "I find your clucking captivating. I want to feel my lips against your proud beak, and run my hands through your soft feathers"

It's kind of sweet, when you think about it.

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 12:32 (twenty-four years ago)

Yeah up till then, then he KILLS HER w/his VIOLENT BRAND OF LOVEMAKING! God it's so awful! Also are you not at all sad for Mr Rooster?

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 12:38 (twenty-four years ago)

Yeah, i am sad for Mrs. Rooster. i think it IS awful, but it is quite funny at the same time.

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 12:40 (twenty-four years ago)

Do we know the sex of the chicken and does it matter?

Sounds a bit like my neighbour Jimbo actually and his wife who's a chicken.

― Pete (Pete), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 12:50 (twenty-four years ago)

No MISTER Rooster! Trust me I think this is actually pretty funny. Poor cuckolded Mr Rooster!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 12:53 (twenty-four years ago)

Plinky, your boyfriend isn't Michael Bessigano, is it?

Just kidding. Although I did find this story in a Scottish tabloid...

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 13:09 (twenty-four years ago)

Are you calling me a Rooster?

― Plinky (Plinky), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 13:10 (twenty-four years ago)

the thing that bugs me about this is that the state of Indiana is going to have to pay abt 33k a year to house this fellow because of his "relations" with animals.

If he does 5 years, that is going to cost $160,000 dollars to lock up a chicken-fucker.

― Mike Taylor (mjt), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 18:12 (twenty-four years ago)

and even worse, he is not even doing for a worthy cause like teaching cops how to read.

― Mike Taylor (mjt), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 19:11 (twenty-four years ago)

Does avisodomy involve killing the bird?

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 23:21 (twenty-four years ago)

He faces additional charges of ASSHOLISM!

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 01:18 (twenty-four years ago)

(someone pleeeeeeeeease catch the ref)

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 01:18 (twenty-four years ago)

Well, I do, but I was there when DB encountered that so it doesn't count.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 02:56 (twenty-four years ago)

Sex with Giraffes is improper.

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 05:26 (twenty-four years ago)

He should have been attmpting to MAKE LOVE w/the chicken, which wouldn't have killed it.

As opposed to choking it to death.

― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 09:11 (twenty-four years ago)

I got db's ref, but I'm from the greater Baltimore area.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 09:51 (twenty-four years ago)

Assholism is punishable by death, right?

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 12:51 (twenty-four years ago)

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