Will you still post here when ~~~THIS~~~ poll ends?

! first lol

i feel this, at last, is the right thread in which to get petulant about nobody reading my novel

because nothing will drive me faster from this website than wild acclaim

(khalid voice)you da best!(/khalid) :^)

imago otm

(hope to have finished it in 5 years, if i'm not dead)

also, what's with the crappy advice to vote just before the poll closes? how does that do our future selfs any favors? if anything we should all vote within 24 hours, but the result won't be shown until five years.

this is why ilx is going to hell.

you do suck xp

i'll post here for the next 4 years and 364 days, see this thread get bumped from the automod poll is closing post and promptly fling myself off a bridge before it ends

see I'm beginning to suspect that nobody has admitted to having read imago's novel because it's a King In Yellow-style cursed text that drives everyone who reads it to the grave or the insane asylum. there's a single used copy for sale on amazon, but it was probably pried from the cold dead hands of a succession of unfortunate previous owners who were pecked to death by magpies or whatever

(in spite of my fears, I still intend to read it at some point over the next half decade)

I would read imago's novel but I'd prefer to buy it from a bookstore or door to door peddler

yes

jeff bezos peddles at every door

looking forward to the trail of broken minds left by my dread hand over the next five years of vigilant ilx posting

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

Spoiler alert

sadly ILX won't be around

cos i can't post on
cos i can't post on
cos i can't post on
if i'm on my owwwn

ilx will be deleted on September 17, 2022

voted I don't know

I just voted in this poll. Still a few hours for me to be wrong.

(in spite of my fears, I still intend to read [imago's novel] at some point over the next half decade)

― the old rugged crocs (unregistered), Sunday, September 17, 2017 7:28 PM (five years ago)

well shit, at this point I may as well hold out for the NYRB Classics reprint :-/

and fwiw I still lurk and occasionally post on the ilxor.com classic rock 'n' 20th century pop culture minutiae message boards as of 11:07 p.m. GMT on September 17, 2022

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and yet you still haven't had the good grace to register