Don't Watch Bio-Dome! It's Really Bad! And Gross. And Mean!

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just wanted to put on something dumb for me and ol' cyrus and i KNOW how dumb his movies are but this one isn't even funny dumb and the two stoners are gross and mean and not funny and they totally grope women when the women are asleep. it's just ewwwww. we lasted about 20 minutes. we were both grossed out.

this was even worse than the time we watched ace ventura because i thought oh hey goofy jim carrey and animals and totally forgetting the sad sean young parts and the part where he has to take a hysterical shower after kissing what turns out to be a dude. yuck.

i usually find a way to defend most dumb movies but i can't defend anything about Bio-Dome. it's a monument to bad. i don't even want to know what happens after the first 20 minutes or so.

scott seward, Friday, 6 October 2017 21:10 (seven years ago)

hey buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Karl Malone, Friday, 6 October 2017 21:17 (seven years ago)

one of s. baldwin's best roles

Karl Malone, Friday, 6 October 2017 21:20 (seven years ago)

thanks for the scoop

shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Friday, 6 October 2017 21:29 (seven years ago)

72% liked this film
Google users

5%
Rotten Tomatoes

calzino, Friday, 6 October 2017 21:31 (seven years ago)

i didn't see ace ventura until a few years ago and it's fairly innocuous until you get to that bit and it's like "oh shit". in a kid's movie as well, shitty.

i constantly get this when i watch some junk that i enjoyed when i was 11 or whatever and then swiftly realize it's a total horror-show of shittiness

-_- (jim in vancouver), Friday, 6 October 2017 21:32 (seven years ago)

uuuuu-dy!!

Karl Malone, Friday, 6 October 2017 21:47 (seven years ago)

"this one isn't even funny dumb"

If anyone is ever looking for some of that, The Core is a stone cold classic. I watched it once drunk + on painkillers + weed with + a broken ankle. Some of the concerned scientists talking + explaining scenes are so fucking hilarious. And then the disaster scenes > pigeons dive-bombing Trafalgar Square ... arrrgh!

calzino, Friday, 6 October 2017 22:04 (seven years ago)

I still remember the commercial. Pauly Shore: “..die and come back as a leotard”

Doopee Time (FlopsyDuck), Saturday, 7 October 2017 01:55 (seven years ago)

Just because we're stuck in a bubble, doesn't mean we can't cause trouble.

Bio-Dome is Pauly Shore's essay on life in America, and being human in general. This movie proved he's America's Herzog.

carpet_kaiser, Saturday, 7 October 2017 02:42 (seven years ago)

I would rather die and come back as Lyotard.

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Saturday, 7 October 2017 02:42 (seven years ago)

https://youtu.be/vlnoIKaPTSY?t=1m42s

carpet_kaiser, Saturday, 7 October 2017 02:45 (seven years ago)

I regret to advise that it isn't as good as "Jury Duty" or even "In The Army Now".

Smootown Philly (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 7 October 2017 02:52 (seven years ago)

When I was a kid I wanted to punch Pauley Shore in the face. That video is now like a vision of American Arcadia...

carpet_kaiser, Saturday, 7 October 2017 02:53 (seven years ago)

A simpler life when everyone was just trying to weez the nugs from good, stoney crusty dudes. I wish we could return to those times.

carpet_kaiser, Saturday, 7 October 2017 02:55 (seven years ago)

My revulsion towards Pauly Shore and Ace Ventura were responsible for making me even more of an outcast in high school than I already was.

the general theme of STUFF (cryptosicko), Saturday, 7 October 2017 03:00 (seven years ago)

The second ace ventura film is really shockingly racist as well

good art is orange; great art is teal (wins), Saturday, 7 October 2017 09:30 (seven years ago)

I don't wanna kiss a dude tbh

rip van wanko, Saturday, 7 October 2017 10:07 (seven years ago)


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