why are so many subway ads/billboards about EJACULATE now?

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Saw this one on a screen in Times Square
http://www.indiewire.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/bigmouth_vertical-main_rgb.jpg

I remember this one too
https://static1.squarespace.com/static/52ed1d38e4b0f2c10ae7702d/52ed2aabe4b049f552272c6f/52ed2be6e4b01dec5331bd7f/1391274985750/BOTS-BusShelter.png?format=1500w

sic And Mordy’s worst fans don’t deserve sic And Mordy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 18:15 (seven years ago)

A bad misreading of this thread title has completely put me off Subway sandwiches

Marcus Hiles Remains Steadfast About Planting Trees.jpg (DJP), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 18:17 (seven years ago)

I think i saw this one too

http://cdn.collider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/ted-2-poster.jpg

sic And Mordy’s worst fans don’t deserve sic And Mordy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 18:18 (seven years ago)

And can you imagine Gilks' surprise when Barry's putrid ursine semen flooded his ruptured chest cavity? (By the way, Mr. Gilks, whatever cologne you've been wearing, where can the public get some?)

sic And Mordy’s worst fans don’t deserve sic And Mordy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 18:19 (seven years ago)

yeah this would be a bad direction for Subway, Inc, for a variety of reasons

rip van wanko, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 19:43 (seven years ago)

A New Footlong's Coming! (And You'd Better Not Spit)

rip van wanko, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 19:45 (seven years ago)

"A Five Dollar What?!"

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 19:46 (seven years ago)

I thought this was going to be a misread thread title but no.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 19:50 (seven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DLruxtpVAAAUqhM.jpg

shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 19:52 (seven years ago)

holy shit

Marcus Hiles Remains Steadfast About Planting Trees.jpg (DJP), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 19:57 (seven years ago)

burn everything

Marcus Hiles Remains Steadfast About Planting Trees.jpg (DJP), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 19:57 (seven years ago)

where's that thread about advertising becoming too glib and chummy? I feel like this is an offshoot of that.

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 20:23 (seven years ago)

This one?
Does the entire Innocent Smoothies aesthetic strike you as deeply fucking irritating?

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 20:25 (seven years ago)

offshoot

ew...

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 20:25 (seven years ago)

(snoball)

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 20:26 (seven years ago)

feel like there was another thread but can't find it.

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 20:42 (seven years ago)

I remember the thread you're referring to, because I mentioned the hot sauce ads that said " I put that s*** on everything."

Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 20:45 (seven years ago)

lol

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 20:45 (seven years ago)

Is that from the 'marketing of masculinity' thread?

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 20:47 (seven years ago)

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ee/8a/70/ee8a7092edd498e4689cbf2f0317f60d--vintage-advertisements-vintage-ads.jpg

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 20:54 (seven years ago)

There's a fart subtext to that one.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 20:57 (seven years ago)

this is a local pet shop franchise:
http://www.doggiestylepets.com

i pass it all the time i cannot understand what they were thinking

Mordy, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 20:59 (seven years ago)

https://assets.teenvogue.com/photos/59a02d2bb145652ce0b1b6e3/master/pass/oreo.jpg

The Marmadook (latebloomer), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 21:06 (seven years ago)

'chewed up Oreo with the resulting paste used as a sandwich spread between two intact Oreo biscuits'

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 21:09 (seven years ago)

haha, my son is a HUGE john mulaney fan and begged to watch big mouth. we made it five minutes into one episode and I was like "yeah no, that's enough". he's 11. he can go sneak watch that stuff like I did at his age.

akm, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 21:10 (seven years ago)

peeing and farting in movies and TV for kids: research and observations

(as the threads seem to be converging)

mark s, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 21:13 (seven years ago)

ass the movie, coming in 2018

maura, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 02:16 (seven years ago)

https://youtu.be/zBLGPmj2dxg

rip van wanko, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 16:18 (seven years ago)

Just came across that one

rip van wanko, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 16:18 (seven years ago)

"came across"

Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 16:19 (seven years ago)

Captain Morgan: It'll make yer nuts explode

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 16:21 (seven years ago)

Because that's how ejaculation works, apparently.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 16:22 (seven years ago)

Is that a sperm whale?

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 16:32 (seven years ago)

They probably won't market those Oreos in Los Angeles.

http://gawker.com/kids-forced-to-eat-teachers-semen-cookies-win-140-mill-1665693781

nickn, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 16:44 (seven years ago)

why did i click

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 16:46 (seven years ago)

jfc

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 16:46 (seven years ago)

https://i0.wp.com/adturds.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/MILK1-1-300x300.jpg

piscesx, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 16:52 (seven years ago)


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