You're in a box. A moving box. They want you dead, or in their lie...The Handi-Snacks Cheese Spreader Poll

used the stick and miss it

Strictly a Toast Chee man myself, but how do you spread the cheese without the red stick?

instead of spread-spread-spread and bite-bite-bite. you now must dip-bite, dip-bite, dip-bite.

as a kid i definitely scooped the cheese out with my finger and ate it straight but even then i knew how wrong it was. the stick separates us from the animals.

We don't have these in England. It looks like a self assembly Ritz Cheese Sandwich. What's the appeal?

We believe in self-sufficiency here in the States. Furthermore, as the old adage goes, if you want it done right, you gotta do it yourself.

Also, let it be known that it is a point of American Pride that goths love processed cheese food.

xxp the cheese bucket is sealed until you peel back the plastic film. this either allows or causes there to be more moisture in the cheese compared to a pre-assembled sandwich. i might be wrong, but cracker sandwich cheese seems too chalky and rigid to easily spread or dip into.

The red stick is the same colour and approximately the same size as the spreader that used to be supplied with tubes of Copydex glue.

I usually used the stick but sometimes just dipped the cracker into the cheese. When I first saw these as a kid I thought the cheese section was too small, but in actuality I usually had leftover cheese when the crackers were all gone, which I probably did scoop out with my fingers to make sure I got every last bit. Been awhile since I had one and didn't know they took away the spreader. It's an essential part of the Cheese n' Crackers eating experience (that is what they were originally called IIRC) and should remain.

Poll needs option: Huh?

I'm pretty sure the stick and the cheese are both made from the same plastic.

xp In this world, a man, himself, is nothing. And there ain't no world but this one, the one with stickless Handi-Snacks.

Disgusting

the stick is an obvious choking hazard. think of the children lawsuits you savages

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7wnJKw-PmA

one day in 2nd grade me and another kid started quoting this commercial verbatim and then we became best friends

what the fuck

what the fuck

Used the stick to divide the cheese well into 4 equal segments for spreading, and miss the stick. A well meaning but dopey neighbor kid actually collected his used sticks in a ziploc baggy, around the time of Garbage Pail Kids.

If he kept the sticks, he could sell them on eBay and make a fortune.

j. otm

Choc dips resolved this problem by having an edible 'spoon'.

Oh God I loved these as a kid. Used the stick. Don't miss it because I am an adult and haven't had these in over 20 years. That said, would miss if I were to eat some today and now I want to but will boycott because no stick.

that commercial really tapped into the inherent charismatic persona of the stick

Also, let it be known that it is a point of American Pride that goths love processed cheese food.

― rip van wanko, Wednesday, October 11, 2017 2:27 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Handi-Snacks or charismatic stick man's coffin? the mystery is gone.

wonder if going stickless helps save the planet or if the sticks were previously made of recycled punch-out scraps from plastic army men that are no longer in style

or if it is the work of a high-paid consultant. the person who advised mcdonald's to put only one half of a slice of american cheese on the filet o' fish had another brilliant stroke.

or even a 'highly paid consultant' bc wtf is a 'high-paid consultant.' 'handi-snacks' is fucking with my internal monologue.

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

a classic 21-3-2-1 split

apologies to anyone hoping this revive is related to a reintroduction of the thin red stick. i've nothing as exciting as that to share in this or any thread today. or ever. but someone is still stocking the breakroom cabinet with these on occasion, and i've noticed that this most recent batch features crackers that have been over-toasted. they have a brownish hue and subtle burnt nutty flavor. i don't think i've ever encountered a snack food produced at this scale with this kind of process variability. or perhaps the variability is common out in the wild, but most manufacturers catch and bin any burnt product to protect the brand. either way, i'm starting to respect the fuck-it-let's-just-do-it-and-be-legends cheek of the current Mondelez International management.

Love Kaukana spreadable cheese, ahh handisnax for grow ups

Whatever happened to Wispride? Overnight it was gone and Kaukana took its place.

Sarah Handibee-Snackers