RIP Mark Zuckerberg

not really

Can we get a NSFW in this pls

"feed me fish!"

lol Shakey

it’s sad, he was an amoral Silicon Valley shithead

I had no use for him but rip

Pouring one out for my homepage

that which was never alive cannot die

Children not yet born rest easier tonight

alright, everyone back to friendster

who will be the next american president now

dwayne ‘the rock’ johnson iirc

That's Dwayne "The President" Johnson now

good thread title

Loved him in father's Day 2

thread title is now going to be a perpetual tease ala RIP David Brooks

you besmirch Lisa Kudrow

REFRESH
REFRESH
REFRESH

*"Baby You're a Rich Man" plays*

Dude

lol have any of the people in these threads actually died yet

David Brooks

RIP Mark

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/782474226020200448/zDo-gAo0_400x400.jpg

Zuck will bury us all (personally)

Ol' Zucky

MySpace Tom lost the battle, but won the war.

Dude knows the full name and exact whereabouts of everyone who's posted on this thread and will be taking notes.

Zucky Done Gone

Ta ra, zuck

ID-ing Zuckerberg as one of the Great Old Ones in my D&D game was one of the better ideas I've had lately.

the winkles claiming each other as an alibi is a bit suspicious

ICYMI... such a maverick

https://theintercept.com/2017/12/30/facebook-says-it-is-deleting-accounts-at-the-direction-of-the-u-s-and-israeli-governments/

More like sucker berg. This guys a titanic dud

Zuck on this berg

Duck a turd

Mark Zuckerberg: ILX's New Fidel Castro

ILX's new David Brooks iirc.

John Lanchester is gripping & chilling on digital totalitarianism https://t.co/AW2VU1mJAp -- but my favorite part is this Iphigenia stuff in which Zuckerberg invites Xi to name his daughter as a bid for market access. pic.twitter.com/tHQlhwbk5J

— Jedediah Purdy (@JedediahSPurdy) October 6, 2019

wtf

wow

the things we do for love
like walking in the rain and the snow
when there's nowhere to go
or asking Premier Xi to name your daughter

lmao

The Social Network II is gonna be bananas.

How do you do my fellow heartland Americans? Just enjoying grilling up some brisket and ribs on the smoker and Weber big Green egg with some sweet Baby Ray's BBQ sauce™ just like all you other Americans out there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVyLlFezj2E

https://people.com/thmb/2GZxqpAbtFIT5-NZTds760Ox-tg=/1500x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc():focal(756x430:758x432)/priscilla-chan-statue-tout-081324-d4223718f30c44db848e503f7f3d2e81.jpg

trying to one-up Bezos' Lauren Sanchez figurehead

also this was interesting...

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/08/20/technology/meta-section-230-lawsuit.html

having a midlife crisis and dressing like an influencer >>>>

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xtg6uhgsy2j7k2a6qtcood2w/bafkreiaqcpgt5tcoyp6g7ulyiwimj7djhxjtg6yjq4ud6rcjp3mu75n5pm@jpeg

Tanning bed eyes too.

https://techcrunch.com/2024/09/28/meta-offers-a-glimpse-through-its-supposed-iphone-killer-orion/

https://techcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/GettyImages-2173579243.jpg?resize=500,300

lmao

https://i.imgur.com/qZHNplR.png

those are the glasses bart wore when dr hibbert was in the hmo and het got referred to a million specialists

https://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/c_limit,w_680/fl_lossy,pg_1,q_auto/hw2hwtuukphxfvvsyr5x.jpg

Zune compatible

I have seen the future and it is Tina Belcher

lol

Also available in blue:
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01211/brains-thiunderbir_1211873f.jpg

looking like their suppression efforts failed magnificently

An exposé by a former employee of Meta has become a bestseller despite the social media company banning the author from promoting the book.

Careless People by Sarah Wynn-Williams, a former director of global public policy at Meta’s precursor, Facebook, topped the New York Times bestseller chart and will be fourth on the Sunday Times nonfiction hardback chart this weekend.

The book “sold a staggering 1,000 hardbacks a day in the first three days on sale in the UK, despite Meta’s legal tactics to silence the book’s author”, said Joanna Prior, CEO of publisher Pan Macmillan. “This early success is a triumph against Meta’s attempt to stop the publication of this book.”

The book is fourth on the overall Amazon US chart, and 13th on the Amazon UK chart.

Clearly Facebook has to get into bookselling so it can have more power suppressing book sales.

I might not have even heard of the book had I not seen all the press coverage of their attempts to silence her book tour... unintended consequences I guess

Bezos getting revenge for Zuck eyeballing his fiancee.

You'd think someone that works at meta would know about the Streisand effect.

yeah definitive own goal here

Mr. Zuck goes to Warshington
Must be nice to have $23 million in cash lying around

For a month, neighbors in Washington’s upscale Woodland Normanstone neighborhood have speculated about the unidentified buyer who paid $23 million in cash for a 15,000-square-foot mansion. The sale was the third-most expensive in city history and was shrouded in secrecy, with real estate agents muzzled by non-disclosure agreements. Soon after the deal went through in early March, images of the house became pixelated on Google Maps.

But on Monday, the same day flight-tracking web sites revealed that the Meta CEO’s private jet had landed at Dulles Airport, observers on the quiet block not far from the Naval Observatory noticed an uptick in action at the house, which had been largely dark for months.

And on Wednesday, the same day Zuckerberg was spotted at the White House, a Meta spokesperson confirmed it to POLITICO Magazine: “Mark and Priscilla have purchased a home in D.C., which will allow Mark to spend more time there as Meta continues the work on policy issues related to American technology leadership,” the spokesperson told me in a statement referencing Zuckerberg and his wife, Priscilla Chan.

Lived in DC over 20 years and never heard of the Woodland Normanstone neighborhood

Mark Zuckerberg says Meta's chatbots will supplement your real friends: "The average American has fewer than 3 friends ... but has demand for ... 15 friends"

https://bsky.app/profile/drewharwell.com/post/3lo4foide3s2g

cant we find some way to eliminate this man

Zuck assuming he's an 'average American' again.

His non-profit school that was providing education to low-income students in the area where Facebook's headquarters are is suddenly closing due to lack of funding.

MZ's net worth is $200B

https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/article/zuckerberg-philanthropy-closing-the-primary-school-20294417.php

To be fair his money should be confiscated and sent to public schools

Mark Zuckerberg says Meta's chatbots will supplement your real friends: "The average American has fewer than 3 friends ... but has demand for ... 15 friends"

This really sums up so much about our present moment, the thing where people whose profound mental illness/personality disorders sync up beautifully with the profound sickness of late capitalism and believe that the rest of the world wants, for instance, to get railed an AI cat-man in the Metaverse just as much as they do if not moreso

is the metaverse a dystopia?

if a metaverse launches on the internet and no one logs on does it make a dystopia

more like a dissed opioid