You, German speaker, help create plausible but non-existent compound words!

for:
-The situation where you don't want to finish this yogurt, but there is only one spoonful left, and you're not going to waste a spoonful of yogurt so you force this yogurt down.
-You're hungry for a hamburger, but your friends have decided to get hot dogs instead, so you are angrily eating this hot dog which fills your stomach but also stokes your desire for hamburgers.
-The sense of loss when you politely refrain from taking the last hot, delicious slice of pizza, but at the end of the party, you see that no one has taken the last slice and it is thrown out because it is now a cold, congealed mass of grease mixed with discarded napkins.

etc...

gezwungenjoghurtessen

keinburgerhabenzorn

kaltpizzaangst

ich habe vier jahre deutsch gelernt im gymnasium

ich sprache deutsch wie ein kinder von funf jahren

wunderbar!

how about:
-you crave something savory, but the only thing around to eat are desserts
-you have no desire to eat, but are eating because there will otherwise be no food for you later
-you think this food you're eating is interesting, but don't know why, so you are compelled to keep eating it until you realize it contains an ingredient you find repulsive, and now your experience is retroactively one of intense revulsion, and you raise your fist and curse the gods for this cruel trick they have played on you

people that do this in english c/d

they mostly work in marketing

-marketeers who invent new words for the purposes of crass commercialism

iirc there are only two German speaking ilxors

You, person who can do a passable Werner Herzog impression, help create plausible but non-existent compound words!

Falsch xp

ENBB, James, SV (?), me and a slew of Subs iirc

You're not hearing me

oic

You and how many others

big fan of backpfeifengesicht (a face in need of a punch)

ENBB, James, SV (?), me and a slew of Subs iirc

There's more than that.

-heisenbergian indeterminacy of number of german speakers within any given group

Three Word Username speaks German way better than I do.

In fact, wondering if I should concentrate on my German studies instead of diluting them with time spent on some of the, um, other German languages.

The correct answers so far, in order:

- der Joghurtzwang
- die Wutwurst
- der Margheritatorschusspanikschmerz
- der Salzneid
- die Vernunftfresssucht
- die Gelatinereue
- die Arschlöcher
- die TWU-Theorie

wow! the yogurt is gendered!

-The Talmudic arguments that arise when contemplating the essential gender of a yogurt.

Weirdly, Joghurt is one of the only words in German that is actually non-gendered -- der, die, or das Joghurt are all ok.

Is German real pic.twitter.com/yBje6J3XKF

— Evan Edinger (@EvanEdinger) December 11, 2017

who knew that yogurt was so progressively cultured!

The first time I ever heard Antibabypillen was when my Oma said it and I seriously thought she made it up.