hold on to yr colostomy bags, it's the 2018 CLIFF RICHARD CALENDAR POLL

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which cliff are you? and why?

Poll Results

Option	Votes
october	7
august	2
november	2
june	2
march	2
february	2
may	1
april	1
september	1
december	1
july	0
january	0

― straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 10 December 2017 19:36 (seven years ago)

i'm august - shirt open, feelin' that summer breeze through my tasteful smattering of chest hair as i take my length of rope for a walk

― straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 10 December 2017 19:38 (seven years ago)

It is lazy as fuck to impose him onto different coloured washes of watercolour without any attempted sense of location on every month. Is that a yew tree he is standing in front of in July, or a map of Ireland?

― calzino, Sunday, 10 December 2017 19:48 (seven years ago)

The Peter Pan* of Pop!

*Peter Pan stole little children from their homes

― glumdalclitch, Sunday, 10 December 2017 19:49 (seven years ago)

Is that a yew tree he is standing in front of in July

i'd like to make it clear that any attempts to link sir cliff to operation yewtree itt, no matter how veiled, will not be welcome

― straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 10 December 2017 19:52 (seven years ago)

location every month is hell iirc

― mark s, Sunday, 10 December 2017 19:53 (seven years ago)

of all the trees SirCliff could have stood in front of

― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Sunday, 10 December 2017 19:59 (seven years ago)

Every month is shirt-tucking-in month for Sir Cliff

― Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 10 December 2017 19:59 (seven years ago)

It looks like they've photoshopped the same headshot onto 12 different male models.

― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, 10 December 2017 20:08 (seven years ago)

these could probably go in the ‘old men who look like lesbians’ thraed too now that i think of it

― straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 10 December 2017 20:09 (seven years ago)

Also getting a strong Freeman's catalogue vibe.

― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, 10 December 2017 20:10 (seven years ago)

October bcz the pose makes lol

― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 10 December 2017 20:12 (seven years ago)

"ow my hip"

― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, 10 December 2017 20:12 (seven years ago)

he’s missing half a middle finger there too, the poor wee soul

― straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 10 December 2017 20:19 (seven years ago)

Worn down from overuse.

― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, 10 December 2017 20:21 (seven years ago)

"Every time he takes a microphone in his hand

They scream and they shout

And they know just what it's all about

Cos there ain't another boy who can move it around like Cliff"

They Call Him Cliff – Don Lang, 1960

― calzino, Sunday, 10 December 2017 20:24 (seven years ago)

i love i love i love my calendar cliff
yeaah my calendar cliff

― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 10 December 2017 20:29 (seven years ago)

January looks like Brett Anderson crossed with Shakin' Stevens.

― Dan Worsley, Sunday, 10 December 2017 20:37 (seven years ago)

November on my best days, but probably more of a March

― jmm, Sunday, 10 December 2017 20:38 (seven years ago)

november def has an early-bieber vibe

― straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 10 December 2017 20:46 (seven years ago)

Can't wait for the Cliff calendar where he's pissing in a bucket one month.

― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, 10 December 2017 20:50 (seven years ago)

he looks like he is sat on the shitter in March.

― calzino, Sunday, 10 December 2017 20:51 (seven years ago)

🎶 Wired for defecation 🎶

― calzino, Sunday, 10 December 2017 20:54 (seven years ago)

More like 'Tired For Sound'.

― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, 10 December 2017 20:57 (seven years ago)

(lol Cliff iz old joek)

― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, 10 December 2017 20:57 (seven years ago)

I voted for October but I have to say that I'm offended by the bro shirt he's wearing.

― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, 10 December 2017 20:59 (seven years ago)

i was gonna say "good for him not being afraid to show flesh at his age" but on closer inspection i'm not even sure those are photos

― best display name of 2017 (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 10 December 2017 21:14 (seven years ago)

wd like to think he's wearing Daisy Dukes in the August picture

― best display name of 2017 (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 10 December 2017 21:15 (seven years ago)

i was gonna say "good for him not being afraid to show flesh at his age" but on closer inspection i'm not even sure those are photos

or flesh

― straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 10 December 2017 21:20 (seven years ago)

5 out of 5 stars Thank you Cliff
By Popeye on 10 November 2017
Format: Calendar|Verified Purchase
Another year yippee

I like this A****n review of the calendar by Popeye.

― calzino, Sunday, 10 December 2017 21:31 (seven years ago)

truly he is the Daniel O'Donnell of the Home Counties

― best display name of 2017 (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 10 December 2017 21:37 (seven years ago)

O'Donnell 2018 calendar is £14.99, but you get some fridge magnets as well.

― calzino, Sunday, 10 December 2017 21:46 (seven years ago)

can't imagine DO'D rocking Daisy Dukes tho

― best display name of 2017 (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 10 December 2017 21:48 (seven years ago)

well I can now, u monster

mods pls delete this violence

― straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 10 December 2017 21:49 (seven years ago)

SEXY violence

― The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 10 December 2017 21:50 (seven years ago)

MODS

― straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 10 December 2017 21:51 (seven years ago)

why is Cliff doing Pepe le Pew cosplay in July?

― The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 10 December 2017 21:53 (seven years ago)

Can't imagine DO'D ever sitting on a toilet tbh.

― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, 10 December 2017 21:53 (seven years ago)

better that than pepe the frog tbf xp

― straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 10 December 2017 21:54 (seven years ago)

No daisy dukes, unfortunately.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/14/article-2203454-14FE57F1000005DC-255_306x485.jpg

― jmm, Sunday, 10 December 2017 21:54 (seven years ago)

wtf it’s not even a new pic???

― straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 10 December 2017 21:55 (seven years ago)

i bet he's not even a real pirate

― The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 10 December 2017 21:55 (seven years ago)

something something roger the cabin boy

― straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 10 December 2017 22:01 (seven years ago)

shooping aged cr faces onto youthful cr bodies is good not bad

― mark s, Sunday, 10 December 2017 22:03 (seven years ago)

can we paste him into better backgrounds

― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 10 December 2017 22:08 (seven years ago)

Always been a fan of Gerhard's backgrounds

https://i.imgur.com/gUwfXzK.png

― Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 10 December 2017 22:13 (seven years ago)

these pictures remind me of when I am standing around in a gathering of people and suddenly think "where do I put my hands, oh shit, where do normal people put their hands when they are listening and being normal and not anxious or conspicuously bored or otherwise weird, uhhh let's try here... oh, no, nope, that's not right... help..."

so, my answer to "which Cliff am I" is that I am basically all the standing-up Cliffs on loop in rapid succession while those words flash through my mind

(possibly the sitting down ones too in cases of extreme social distress)

― a passing spacecadet, Sunday, 10 December 2017 22:16 (seven years ago)

hard lol xp

― straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 10 December 2017 22:32 (seven years ago)

it looks like a JC Penney campaign for their new line of “cool grandad” wear

― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 10 December 2017 22:34 (seven years ago)

March, for the shitter / bath chair.
Why is the ink splotch replicated for every month title?

― attention vampire (MatthewK), Sunday, 10 December 2017 23:13 (seven years ago)

December missing crucial cosy Mistletoe and Wine vibes

Fuk u Cliff

― Master of Treacle, Sunday, 10 December 2017 23:32 (seven years ago)

The head of April has been photoshopped onto the the body of September. October pose is class but November is the most natural looking and gets my vote.

― Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Sunday, 10 December 2017 23:43 (seven years ago)

why it look like he drunkenly smear the name of every month

― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 10 December 2017 23:49 (seven years ago)

we’re all going on a creepy holiday

― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 10 December 2017 23:52 (seven years ago)

two weeks pass...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Saturday, 30 December 2017 00:01 (seven years ago)

Yeah, saw this cal a couple days ago. Thought the same.

Voted for mmmmmm no.

― Mark G, Saturday, 30 December 2017 00:24 (seven years ago)

you can buy a personalised version of this

https://i.imgur.com/DgnPUnK.png

― soref, Saturday, 30 December 2017 00:32 (seven years ago)

he has the look of a befuddled elderly uncle who has no idea who you are when you show up on the doorstep for a visit

― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 30 December 2017 04:26 (seven years ago)

the bolo tie is HILARITY ITSELF

― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 30 December 2017 04:26 (seven years ago)

aw fuck uncle cliff’s been at the dressing-up box again

― h.p. minecraft (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 30 December 2017 09:09 (seven years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Sunday, 31 December 2017 00:01 (seven years ago)

weird pose hooray

― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 31 December 2017 04:09 (seven years ago)

the people have spoken, and they have said ‘ow my hip’

― pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 31 December 2017 07:27 (seven years ago)

June's facial expression is "Yes, I was told your partner has a terminal illness, but I'm still going to have to let you go. All the best, no hard feelings?"

― attention vampire (MatthewK), Sunday, 31 December 2017 09:49 (seven years ago)

November's loose shorts give off a sex tourist vibe.

― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, 31 December 2017 10:52 (seven years ago)

January: "Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be k.d. lang."

― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, 31 December 2017 10:55 (seven years ago)

June: creepy line dancing instructor.

― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, 31 December 2017 11:01 (seven years ago)

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