Pitch names for new centrist parties here

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1. Tony Blair's High Flying Birds

Matt DC, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:28 (seven years ago)

2. The 1997 Party

Cardi Acs (imago), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:30 (seven years ago)

3. Latte to the Party

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:39 (seven years ago)

4. Swarm of Toynbees

calzino, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:41 (seven years ago)

5. The Smarm Set

calzino, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:45 (seven years ago)

6. Legitimate Conservs

Cardi Acs (imago), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:46 (seven years ago)

5. Keynesian Felds

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:47 (seven years ago)

5. Keynesian Fields

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:47 (seven years ago)

6.The HaffCam Whigs

calzino, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:48 (seven years ago)

7. Dentrist Cads

Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:48 (seven years ago)

8. The Rational Front

Stevie T, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:49 (seven years ago)

9 Jesus, Izzard!

calzino, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:51 (seven years ago)

5. Keep Calm And Carry On

Cardi Acs (imago), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:51 (seven years ago)

11. SebCoe and Sons

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:53 (seven years ago)

12. The Literal Democrats

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:55 (seven years ago)

lol that one

Cardi Acs (imago), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:56 (seven years ago)

13. The Convenient Truth

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:56 (seven years ago)

14. The Wankers Revolutionary Party

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:58 (seven years ago)

15. BNP Paribas

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:02 (seven years ago)

16. Macron (+ On + On)

Matt DC, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:16 (seven years ago)

17. What's The Story (Sensible Tory)?

Matt DC, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:17 (seven years ago)

18. Justice Dept4dads

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:19 (seven years ago)

18. Orwell That Ends Well

Matt DC, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:20 (seven years ago)

19. Cleggs and Co.

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:24 (seven years ago)

20. 2020 Vision

But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:26 (seven years ago)

21. Party McPartyface

But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:29 (seven years ago)

22. (In the Dark) All Cats are Grayling

more a motto than a name i guess

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:30 (seven years ago)

23. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Party_of_Moderate_Progress_Within_the_Bounds_of_the_Law

^^^one from the classics there

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:33 (seven years ago)

24. The Conservative Party

Matt DC, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:33 (seven years ago)

there it is

Cardi Acs (imago), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:35 (seven years ago)

25. If Whigs Could Fly

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:37 (seven years ago)

26. Whig'wan

But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:40 (seven years ago)

27. Nu-Kip

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:40 (seven years ago)

28. Sane and Stable Party

Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:44 (seven years ago)

29. Clear Blue Walkover

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:06 (seven years ago)

30. Tuscany First.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:10 (seven years ago)

now that rick parfitt's dead 'status quo' is probably available

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:12 (seven years ago)

fair to middling

estela, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:14 (seven years ago)

Lawyers for Francis Rossi would probably insist on Stephen Kinnock's Status Quo.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:14 (seven years ago)

33. Opportunity Kinnocks

31 is Stephen Kinnock's Status Quo, 32 is Fair to Middling

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:19 (seven years ago)

34. Dont Kinnock It!

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:19 (seven years ago)

35. Reversion to the Mean

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:21 (seven years ago)

(lol i am very bad at actually thinking of joeks which work as remotely plausible party names)

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:22 (seven years ago)

36. Ooh Ah Up the Bourgeois.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:26 (seven years ago)

37. Kendall Calling

devvvine, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:32 (seven years ago)

38. The Know-Somethings

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:40 (seven years ago)

39. Thread!

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:44 (seven years ago)

40. Tweetstormfront

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:44 (seven years ago)

41. 1/

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:45 (seven years ago)

42. D:Reams Of My Country

Matt DC, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:47 (seven years ago)

72. The Jamie Oliverian Revolutionary Party.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:33 (seven years ago)

73. Pinko and the Brians

The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:34 (seven years ago)

74. Mumford and Party.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:34 (seven years ago)

75. Habitatcherites

The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:34 (seven years ago)

76. Dr Brian's a Cock Party

calzino, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:37 (seven years ago)

77. The Neoliberalism Isn't A Real Word, wtf is hegemony lol btw I did PPE at Oxford Party

But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:39 (seven years ago)

78. Brian Professes to be a Cock Party

calzino, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:39 (seven years ago)

79. The Nozi Party (Notional Socialists)

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:45 (seven years ago)

80. Jolyon Marche

But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:45 (seven years ago)

81. The Point Is To Not Change It

The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:46 (seven years ago)

82. Real Talk Talk Talk Talk Talk

The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:46 (seven years ago)

83. The Scando Noirshirts

The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:47 (seven years ago)

84. Lack of Momentum.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:47 (seven years ago)

85. The Eagles of Def Settle

The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:49 (seven years ago)

86. Gucci Remain

But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:50 (seven years ago)

87. Lamehouse Declaration

devvvine, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:50 (seven years ago)

88. The Just Us League

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:50 (seven years ago)

89. The Politics Friends

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:52 (seven years ago)

Has anyone approached Richard Branson to start a new Virgin-branded political party?

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:56 (seven years ago)

90. The Bollyshevik Party.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 16:03 (seven years ago)

The Centrist Party

infinity (∞), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 16:20 (seven years ago)

Manifestos Not Hot

nashwan, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 16:32 (seven years ago)

en farce

||||||||, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 17:41 (seven years ago)

none of these are as bad as irl centrist grouping names like "En Marche" or "Ciudadanos"

khat person (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 17:58 (seven years ago)

feel like they would use a one word thing that suggests unity:

Agreement
Consensus
Unitas

khat person (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 18:01 (seven years ago)

remembering that centrist coalitions in catalunya and chile were called "Convergence and Union" and "Agreement of forces for democracy" respectively. the latter being replaced by "the new majority"

khat person (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 18:02 (seven years ago)

Austria's new(ish) centrist party is called NEOS, as in greek for 'new' and also Neue Österreich or 'New Austria - that's pretty bad

soref, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 18:05 (seven years ago)

Weird how the real ones would work as names for fascist parties too

The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 18:12 (seven years ago)

Radical SUK is still the best actually existing UK suggestion: https://twitter.com/RadicalsUK

(they have a sign-up page but seem to have gone a bit quiet)

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 18:13 (seven years ago)

National Union Party

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 18:16 (seven years ago)

looking at that radicalsuk twitter feed and remembering that everyone who appears on football weekly or the totally show is a centrist dad

khat person (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 20:02 (seven years ago)

United Windsock Party

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 20:05 (seven years ago)

The Non-Douchebags

Hideous Lump, Thursday, 14 December 2017 02:53 (seven years ago)

Weird how the real ones would work as names for fascist parties too

― The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), 13. december 2017 19:12 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lol, so true. In Denmark we have a pretty much fascist party called 'New Citizens' and two new centrist parties called 'New Alliance' (already defunct) and 'The Alternative'. The far-left party is also called The Unity List, which does have that typical leftist bureaucratic tinge.

Frederik B, Thursday, 14 December 2017 11:13 (seven years ago)

Fudgeit Spinners

nashwan, Thursday, 14 December 2017 11:43 (seven years ago)

lol

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 14 December 2017 11:52 (seven years ago)

Embrace

faust apes (NickB), Thursday, 14 December 2017 12:19 (seven years ago)

The Mod(erate)fathers

faust apes (NickB), Thursday, 14 December 2017 12:30 (seven years ago)

Stay Dad

faust apes (NickB), Thursday, 14 December 2017 12:33 (seven years ago)

Knights Temperate

nashwan, Thursday, 14 December 2017 12:35 (seven years ago)

Kafabian

faust apes (NickB), Thursday, 14 December 2017 12:37 (seven years ago)

All Moderate Cons.

Matt DC, Thursday, 14 December 2017 13:44 (seven years ago)

Edstonians

El Tomboto, Thursday, 14 December 2017 14:00 (seven years ago)

Friedmen on the Land

The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 December 2017 14:02 (seven years ago)

Jolyon and the Lib Lab Con

faust apes (NickB), Thursday, 14 December 2017 14:13 (seven years ago)

ten months pass...

is accelerationist the new centralist

unproven (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 November 2018 11:09 (six years ago)

dunno, don't even have a driving license.

calzino, Thursday, 8 November 2018 11:22 (six years ago)

three months pass...

Shed 7.

Matt DC, Monday, 18 February 2019 20:41 (six years ago)

four months pass...

none of these are as bad as irl centrist grouping names like "En Marche" or "Ciudadanos"

― khat person (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, December 13, 2017 9:58 AM (one year ago) Bookmark

ciudadanos going into coalition in local government with far-right group vox in andalucia and with vox and the conservative pp in madrid.

meanwhile they refuse to countenance going into coalition agreement with the psoe in the national parliament.

ah, centrism.

findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Monday, 24 June 2019 18:48 (five years ago)

five months pass...

Epstein Killed Himself Party

anvil, Tuesday, 26 November 2019 13:10 (five years ago)


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