the best way to be a better person in 2018

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https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/28/style/9-ways-to-be-a-better-person-in-2018.html

nyt encourages us to be better prepared, less anxious, and last but certainly not least, shower more

but which one takes the cake?

let us, ilxors, discuss

Poll Results

Option	Votes
5. Accept the things you cannot control.	11
4. Schedule sex.	3
7. Embrace your age.	3
8. Pack condoms.	3
2. Wear weather-appropriate shoes.	2
6. And if you still feel stressed, distract yourself with a real-life fairy tale.	2
9. If you suffer a setback, just keep going — and going out.	2
1. Make your bed.	1
3. Wash your hair.	1

― infinity (∞), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 23:37 (seven years ago)

Where’s “confirm you cancelled your subscription”

― Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 23:39 (seven years ago)

The only one that makes good sense to me is #5, and I'm not sure it will actually make you "a better person", only a slightly saner one.

― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 23:47 (seven years ago)

Brb scheduling sex (given I'm single, this may prove troublesome)

― albvivertine, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 23:53 (seven years ago)

which one takes the cake?

Sex scheduling. Unless you are a highly paid hooker and your client is the attorney general of NY. Then scheduling is a professional best practice.

― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 23:59 (seven years ago)

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/41/64/ff/4164ffb2af92cf504635bbc9d543f569--back-to-bed-peanuts.jpg

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 00:19 (seven years ago)

#5 but it requires a corollary to acknowledge and focus the moreso on the things you can control

― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 00:41 (seven years ago)

aren't 5, 7 and 9 all the same thing

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:13 (seven years ago)

also 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, and 8

― j., Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:14 (seven years ago)

and as for 1, 2 and 3, uh, if you are not doing them, they will not make you better

xp well

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:15 (seven years ago)

#7 sounds like it could mean something, but it only simulates having a meaning.

― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:18 (seven years ago)

4 and 7 straight up contradict tbh

― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:27 (seven years ago)

Making 8 irrelevant, 5 necessary, 3 unnecessary and 1 bitter

― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:28 (seven years ago)

xp ha!

― the late great, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 03:38 (seven years ago)

weirdly 5 is the one i feel the strongest urge to fight against

― flappy bird, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 04:49 (seven years ago)

6 is the only one that i believe in, other than the obvious (1 and 3)

― flappy bird, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 04:50 (seven years ago)

is this a sex quiz?

― flappy bird, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 04:51 (seven years ago)

Don’t wash your hair

― The Bridge of Ban Louis J (silby), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 07:05 (seven years ago)

its silly to shampoo more than 2 times a week

― flappy bird, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 07:10 (seven years ago)

i think i do it once a week

― flappy bird, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 07:10 (seven years ago)

Schedule condoms.

― ... (Eazy), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 07:16 (seven years ago)

interesting replies guys

― infinity (∞), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 16:45 (seven years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Monday, 8 January 2018 00:01 (seven years ago)

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― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Monday, 8 January 2018 14:12 (seven years ago)

mods delete this

― pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 8 January 2018 14:46 (seven years ago)

steal this poll

― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Monday, 8 January 2018 15:08 (seven years ago)

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― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Monday, January 8, 2018 6:12 AM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

but yr trolling on ilx is one of the reasons this place is good dmac

― infinity (∞), Monday, 8 January 2018 17:34 (seven years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Tuesday, 9 January 2018 00:01 (seven years ago)

What if you can’t control scheduling sex??

― Jeff, Tuesday, 9 January 2018 00:02 (seven years ago)

XP two false assumptions there mayne

― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 January 2018 09:26 (seven years ago)

okay dmac u post less then well still luv u

― infinity (∞), Tuesday, 9 January 2018 17:58 (seven years ago)

Getting Things (Each Other) Done

― ... (Eazy), Tuesday, 9 January 2018 18:47 (seven years ago)

ten months pass...

uncle bot has some opinions just in time for thanksgiving

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/11/18/opinion/thanksgiving-family-argue-chat-bot.html

― F# A# (∞), Tuesday, 20 November 2018 23:17 (seven years ago)

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