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Do the descriptions 'left wing' and 'right wing' still mean anything any more?

Do you consider yourself politically on the left, or the right?

Momus, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

This little quiz might help:

1. Are you tough and macho or tender and effeminate?

2. Do you believe that human nature is essentially good or evil?

3. Should we be communicative or secretive?

4. How do we treat those who think differently from ourselves?

5. Do we regard moral values as fixed or negotiable?

6. Is art just cultural masturbation?

7. Is sex always dirty, or only when you do it right?

In these terms, a right wing position would be:

I'm tough and macho.

Human nature is evil.

We should be secretive.

We should persecute those who think differently from ourselves.

Moral values are fixed.

Art is wank.

Sex is dirty.

Momus, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You're asking whether left and right wing mean anything anymore and then you go ahead and define them two seconds later.

Kris, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

In the real actual physical world I am completely unable to remember which is left and right. I have R and L pasted in the correct places on my work-station screen so I can get the captions worded correctly. This is true. Even Momus cannot find a way to clear this block in my head. I am fine on eg North South Up Down In Out and ok on male female, tho that is of less consequence to me.

Next time I give you a lift, be prepared to point, in good time.

mark s, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What if you think that human nature is neither essentially good nor essentially evil?

Kerry, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(btw Mr M has just demonstrated by science that Nietzsche was on the whole a man of the left)

mark s, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Momus, I'm now firmly convinced you're a masochist.

"Left" and "Right" come from the Assembly after the French Rev.: the republicans sat on the left and the monarchists on the right. This doesn't seem too different from today's major political divide (all bow to His Appointed Majesty King George Dubya), so I'd say they can still be effectively used.

Politically I'm somewhere in the Green's near orbit, but w/o their annoying new puritanism. I like the Bentham-Mill-Dewey liberal tradition and I agree w/ Judith Shklar that the definition of a liberal is someone who thinks cruelty is the worst thing we do. Of course it can't always be avoided so I believe in the freedom of the arts so they can be a sort of laboratory in which to work out a lot of our more evil tendencies.

But I'm also pragmatic enough to know you often have to compromise and prioritize. I think the labor-enviro coalitions that have sprung up in response to the WTO and IMF are very good things. I'm rambling a bit so I'll sign off and let you receive your abuse now.

tha chzza, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Left, but I'm not one for splitting hairs. I suspect more of me is disgustingly laissez-faire than I'd care to admit.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My question was prompted by a

story in today's Guardian

about how people in Britain (including the government) witch-hunt 'the liberal elite', which turns out to be a lot smaller and less elite than you might think.

I'm aware that 'liberal' is a weak word, though, because in the US and in economics it can mean right wing. So I prefer good old fashioned 'left and right'. And yes, the quiz was me saying 'It still means something to me'.

I'm waiting for Ally here. Can you like the rich and real estate brokers more than artists and the poor and be anything but 'right wing'? It's a genuine question, not a slur.

Momus, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That Guardian story, since the HTML didn't work:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,3604,538025,00.html

Momus, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

At politicalcompass.org, you can take a test to find your political position. It uses a left->right axis as representing views on the economy (left=communism, right=neoliberalism) and then also a libertarian->authoritarian axis for views on social issues.

Obviously it's not a hundred per cent great (it's a bit like The Spark but with a straight face) but anyway, I got -5.31 on the left/right scale and -6.67 on the liberal/authoritarian scale, which puts me slightly to the right of Tony Benn, but I'm slightly more liberal than him.

Does this help? Or does it screw the question, is the point to simply define ourselves on a left->right axis?

jamesmichaelward, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Just in case it's not clear, I meant I got minus 5.31 on the left/right thing and minus 6.67 on the libertarian/authoritarian thing.

jamesmichaelward, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

George W. Bush, the most one-dimensionally ideological western leader since Margaret Thatcher, seems to have revived the left / right schism (hence, perhaps, his ultimate contribution to history will be as the man who isolated the US on the world stage by petty vetos of all well- meaning legislation, and made the anti-global protesters look totally righteous).

Both Thatcher and Bush seemed motivated mainly by revenge for the former successes of liberalism. Thatcher battled against the 'permissive socoety' of the 1960s and, especially, Socialism and Communism. Bush battles Clinton's successes and Gore's policies, which actually beat his in the popular vote and hang around as ghosts worthy of jousting with: 'We *will* drill in the Arctic Reserves...'

Momus, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

jamesmichaelward, that Political Compass test is really interesting, thanks for signposting it. Puts my little quiz to shame!

For the record, my scores:

Economic Left/Right: -2.45

Authoritarian/Libertarian: -8.36

Unsurprisingly I'm on the libertarian left. Quite extreme on the libertarian scale, but not as far left economically as I expected. Oi vey! Like Ned, I must be a bit more laissez faire than I realised. Blame the music industry. I just signed a new publishing contract with Sony, but haven't paid my Musician's Union membership fees in about ten years.

Momus, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Momus, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I do not belive in the left or right because it ignores other options such as idenity politics.

anthony, Saturday, 18 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

or post-identity positiosn and excuses that i prefer.

Geoff, Saturday, 18 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Left/Right: -2.45

Auth/Lib: -7.38

Blimey I'm right next to Momus. I can see where I dropped a few points - there's that qn about "It is normal for people to have rebellious ideas and then settle down" which I thought was factually correct but not neccessarily desirable, but I clicked 'agree' anyway, heh.

Tom, Saturday, 18 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

NB Momus - that is a 2D space you've got up there, not 3D. Maybe you should do some questions for a third dimension on Pop/Unpop.

Tom, Saturday, 18 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Holy shit.

Economic left/right: -7.55.

Authoritarian/Libertarian: -9.03

Very left, very left-wing...and very left-handed. Coincidence?

Now just give me a bunch of money, someone, and we'll see if my seeming radicalism holds any water whatsoever.

suzy, Saturday, 18 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Scarily, I just entered answers for my Bush-voting, death penalty approving mother ('honey, sometimes dead is GOOD') and her economic left-right came out more left than Nick's!

suzy, Saturday, 18 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

-5.31 left/right.
-7.59 lib/auth. I'm slap, bang next to Red Ken! Which is odd as I'm not that much of a fan. Still... I had a girlfreind who couldn't tell left from right. If I was ever giving directions as she drove and we would come to a junction, I would say 'go left' and she would dither a bit and make as if to go right so I would go 'go left!' to which she would scream 'which is left???'

DavidM, Saturday, 18 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I did that political compass test, I was almost in the centre. Apolitical, moi.

jel, Saturday, 18 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I really would make a wise and insightful leader.

jel, Saturday, 18 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

DavidM, I am yr girlfriend. The solution, you insensitive GOOSE, is to point not shout!!

My problem with the diagram is that it feels to me [boring sloppy word alert] reductive and trivialising. I'm more suspicous of how CLOSE Ken and T.Benn are then how much more "right" Clare Short is than Hitler. Partly I spose I'm just being my usual perverse argumentative self: "Oh this is the map you all use, well you know it's totally wrong" plus a good splash of "you'll never diagrammatise or define ME I am a FREE SPIRIT I am punk roXoR see me MORPH etc etc"... But partly I am just BORED with a shorthand derived from the revolutionary assembly from BEFORE the two centuries when the actual real concrete problems and failures of [the STATE = the PEOPLE] as a mechanism of social organisation was introduced. It's just fatuous to say pro-state, anti-state. I think the MONOCULTURE and the GUNS thread blew diff.big holes in the plan that diagram gives. None of the foax — well *maybe* Ken, but he's *such* a dogde- and-weave pragmatist-playa — in the left- libt zone strike me as particularly libertarian (Gandhi?! How'd HE get there?!) I'm not judging Momus as I'm quite unable from thread to thread to work out WHERE his position is: too much of it is merely provocatively topically positional and thus not necessarily internally coherent (a good comeback here is IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE)

(ps to be honest putting second/third rung politicians anywhere on such maps is a waste of space: obviously Blair's ministers will be near Blair, their current job is articulate HIS project.)

mark s, Saturday, 18 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(ps bit of shorthand I wd like to have inherited from the Rev.Ass. The shouty radicals sat in a part of the room called THE MOUNTAIN!)

mark s, Saturday, 18 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hmm, Economic Left/Right: -4.49, Authoritarian/Libertarian: -5.44. Somewhere near my namesake Robin, it seems.

Ally C, Saturday, 18 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Economic Left/Right: -6.53 Authoritarian/Libertarian: -7.38
This ignores my catholicism though .

anthony, Saturday, 18 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Economic Left/Right: 4.49
Authoritarian/Libertarian: -0.56 I might have to take it again to inch myself into Authoritarianism.

Otis Wheeler, Saturday, 18 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I took the Political Compass test some time ago - was about where Tony Benn and Ken Livingstone are, I think. Very left-libertarian, certainly.

I judged myself by Momus's original questions *ages* ago and was on the left in all of them. However I would define myself in terms of a set of values rather than party political allegiance, so I suppose I *have* transcended traditional set ideas of "left" and "right".

Robin Carmody, Saturday, 18 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

On Momus' questions I answered neither on most of them, or depends.

jel, Saturday, 18 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Economic Left/Right: -6.95 Authoritarian/Libertarian: -6.05

i've never considered myself to be political at all. i did notice while takingt he test that there were a few questions where i believed the actual statement to be accurate in the US, though it did not reflect my personal views... i'm going to retake the test and see if said questions had a significant impact on my score. nice thread, by the way.

mike j, Saturday, 18 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Here is an interesting analysis of that quiz, for those interested:

http://www.stats.org/newsletters/0107/quiz.htm

Mark, Saturday, 18 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Suzy, the reason your Bush-loving mom (*ouch*, apologies for horrible chance pun) comes out more left than Momus is 'cause, despite widely held assumptions- conservatives do not really believe in a "free market". Witness massive direct government intervention in the economy through defense industry contracts, which always go up whenever a Republican is in the white house. Not to mention continued high tariffs on steel imports and the current drive to keep Canadian lumber out of US market.

tha chzza, Saturday, 18 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

while reducing political beliefs to two axes might be a little bit better than trying to fit everything along one axis, it is still silly. this compass was designed by "libertarians" - it considers only those issues that are important to them, using a framework relevant to their ideology. (not everyone would necessarily agree, for example, that unfettered capitalism = economic "freedom").

sundar subramanian, Saturday, 18 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm confused. I have always heard in the US that liberal=left.
In terms of government, I agree with Ayn Rand on most issues, even though she was crazy. As for the quiz:
"Jews surely have to take some of the responsibility for their persecution over the past 2000 years." What the hell kind of idiotic question is that? I don't even understand what they mean.
"Education should involve enabling children to develop their own personality." What are they talking about? Public school is for brainwashing kids into being good citizens. You're not supposed to pay too much attention to it.
"When adults are entertaining, a child should be seen and not heard." What does this have to do with politics?
"Wars and social chaos will probably be ended by a flood, earthquake or other catastrophe." Okay, that was funny. Economic Left/Right: 0.50
Authoritarian/Libertarian: -4.31

Lyra, Sunday, 19 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm in Suzy's neighborhood. I was getting worried for a minute there, because she was the first person I've seen who is anywhere near the lower left corner. Economic Left/Right: -7.13, Authoritarian/ Libertarian: -9.33

Kerry, Sunday, 19 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I haven't looked at the quiz yet, but I find it pretty hilarious that Lyra says she agrees w/ Ayn Rand on government issues, yet is smack dab in the middle as far as economic stuff goes. As for "Education being about developing children's personalities" look up John Dewey and Rudolph Steiner's ideas about education. They're very interesting and the complete opposite of the American system, which is still based on the Prussian model of turning out good little soldiers.

tha chzza, Monday, 20 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That surprised me too...many of the questions on that quiz weren't straight-out political, though. That could do it.

Lyra, Monday, 20 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I was somewhere right near Kenneth Clarke. Who's he?

Kris, Monday, 20 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Kris, he is standing as candidate for leadership of the Conservative Party in Britain. Would you like to make a late bid for the position?

Nick, Monday, 20 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Would I get to argue with Tony Blair in that room with all the green benches and have everyone laugh at me?

Kris, Monday, 20 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh yes. Go on, it'd be brill.

Richard Tunnicliffe, Monday, 20 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i should've never gone to college: it's turned me into a fucking pinko.

left/right: -0.50, authoritarian/libertarian: -2.67

me and charles kennedy seem to very close. if only i knew who he was.

fred solinger, Monday, 20 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

God DAMN, i thought i was bad, look at all of you commie bastards. christ!

fred solinger, Monday, 20 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Fred: go to http://www.libdems.org.uk (the "third party" in the UK political system). Kennedy's their leader.

Robin Carmody, Monday, 20 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

three weeks pass...
I don't know how i missed this one before!

Economic Left/Right: -5.63
Authoritarian/Libertarian: -6.15

gareth, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I seem to have shifted to the left. I'm more to the right, in my opinion.

Economic Left/Right: -3.25
Authoritarian/Libertarian: -2.87

jel, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Economic Left/Right: -3.38, Authoritarian/Liberal: -6.62. A little bit above Momus. Nice!

Johnathan, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

seven months pass...
According to Momus' questions, Adolf Hitler was somewhere in between left and right.

Does that make him a liberal?

JS, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

National SOCIALISM....

Pete, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

YEAH! Do you see? That means that socialism must be evil, cos it's like what Hitler is.

RickyT, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

eleven months pass...
futurist FM2030 coined the term "upwinger" (as opposed to right-winger or left-winger).

Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Saturday, 12 April 2003 07:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Economic Left/Right: 2.12
Authoritarian/Libertarian: -1.59

Ian SPACK (Ian SPACK), Saturday, 12 April 2003 17:08 (twenty-three years ago)

politicalcompass.org says I'm:
Economic Left/Right: 2.12
Authoritarian/Libertarian: -1.59

Ian SPACK (Ian SPACK), Saturday, 12 April 2003 17:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Econ. -8.25
Auth./Lib. -7.90

I'll expropriate all your asses!

Methuselah (Methuselah), Saturday, 12 April 2003 19:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Economic Left/Right: 0.12
Authoritarian/Libertarian: -2.62

oh no! not direct center! oh no!!!

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 12 April 2003 20:51 (twenty-three years ago)

four years pass...

This test always maddens me when I see it. How do you answer questions like this: "If economic globalisation is inevitable, it should primarily serve humanity rather than the interests of trans-national corporations."

The question should be whether trans-national corporations would be serving "humanity" better than the alternatives presented in the question, not whether one prefers the concept of a business institution more than flesh and blood people. You're just supposed to assume that by answering trans-national you're taking the pro-market, anti-leftist stance. The whole test is filled with straw-men like that.

Cunga, Sunday, 5 August 2007 06:33 (eighteen years ago)

Why "should" the question be worded in your way?

milo z, Sunday, 5 August 2007 06:34 (eighteen years ago)

It would be less of a loaded question.

Because the question should be more about trans-nationals v.s. other modes of serving humanity rather than humanity v.s. trans-nationals. It'd be a bit like framing global warming/gigantic state control over the economy as "Should be let the earth get warmer and watch the world implode or leave people to make decisions about energy consumption to themselves?"

Cunga, Sunday, 5 August 2007 07:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://politicalcompass.org/printablegraph?ec=-5.50&soc=1.90

Bah! occidentocentric BS

Heave Ho, Sunday, 5 August 2007 07:07 (eighteen years ago)

It's a question about corporate stewardship and influence. Do corporations have a primary moral duty to humanity as a whole or to stockholders and the profit margin. (And how should the state respond.)

When a libertarian whines about 'loaded questions,' it always seems to boil down to 'not loaded the right way.'

milo z, Sunday, 5 August 2007 07:14 (eighteen years ago)

these categories don't mean anything. tocqueville was right when he said that the only real political differences were between those who wished to "restrict" or "extend" popular rule. c.f.:

socrates, lenin, woodrow wilson = "leftists" (or liberal heroes) who thought the masses should just shut up and let the elite run things for the common good.

hamilton, hayek, reagan = "conservatives" who thought people had no right to use their own government for the common good.

anyone who fits the commonsense definition of an actual believer in democracy - jefferson, la follette, lincoln, nader - is uncategorizable as either "left" or "right."

J.D., Sunday, 5 August 2007 07:31 (eighteen years ago)

It's a question about corporate stewardship and influence. Do corporations have a primary moral duty to humanity as a whole or to stockholders and the profit margin. (And how should the state respond.)

I think you're referring to another (albeit similar) question that's asked on their.

When a libertarian whines about 'loaded questions,' it always seems to boil down to 'not loaded the right way.'

Because the question isn't misleading and tricky at all. Had I written it it would've asked something like "State regulation or freedom, eh, Lefty?" blah blah everybody slants everything.

these categories don't mean anything. tocqueville was right when he said that the only real political differences were between those who wished to "restrict" or "extend" popular rule. c.f.:

Thomas Sowell broke it down into an "unconstrained" and "constrained" visions (or ideologies) about how the world worked. (The most memorable part for me lately was where he breaks down why youth worship is common on the left and abhorred by the right.) William Goldwin epitomizes the uncategorized figure as the train of thought of countless leftist ideas came directly from his "station" (social justice being the biggest) and yet he would've never have advocated anything but laissez faire economies to fix many of the problems he saw.

The book is absolute essential for understanding modern political thought and the roots behind countless ideas we all seem to just assume are either random or just built on tradition, and not essential to the ideologues' mindset..

Cunga, Sunday, 5 August 2007 08:04 (eighteen years ago)

Economic Left/Right: -2.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -6.97

This is roughly what I expected. I don't this test has any real value.

J.D., I would categorize neither Socrates nor Lenin as "liberal heroes".

I do agree that true democrats are difficult to categorize as left or right, but I think that that difficulty extends to just about everybody.

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Sunday, 5 August 2007 08:06 (eighteen years ago)

Your political compass
Economic Left/Right: -5.50
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.97

I'm pretty close to Gandhi. Hooray!
(of course if there was a laziness/self-discipline vector I don't think I'd come so close)

Hurting 2, Sunday, 5 August 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

Economic Left/Right: -4.62
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -2.92

bobby bedelia, Sunday, 5 August 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

.5 / -3.38. Nobody at all who is famous is in the bottom right quadrant except Friedman? Weird.

x-pst - Gandhi was too lazy even to eat or dress, what are you talking about?

humansuit, Sunday, 5 August 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

i couldn't give yes or no answers to so many of them i gave up. does this make me a liberal now?

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Sunday, 5 August 2007 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

i mean seriously, is there too much entertainment mixed with fact? what the fuck does that even mean?

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Sunday, 5 August 2007 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

I remember doing this once and then doing it about a month later and getting completely different results because I took the questions at face value at first.

jim, Sunday, 5 August 2007 17:30 (eighteen years ago)

Poorly worded questions, but my interpretation of that was: Does entertainment slip information into it that can be harmful (re: rap songs), and do information outlets utilize information too much? (re: news broadcasts reporting on car chases)

humansuit, Sunday, 5 August 2007 17:31 (eighteen years ago)

Despite my reservations in the past:

Economic Left/Right: -6.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.69

I'm still not sure that a question like this is a useful barometer of political views (but maybe I'm wrong):

"When you are troubled, it's better not to think about it, but to keep busy with more cheerful things."

Sundar, Monday, 6 August 2007 02:19 (eighteen years ago)

(I like how every major US presidential candidate is in the top right quadrant.)

Sundar, Monday, 6 August 2007 02:20 (eighteen years ago)

Political Compass seems to interpret 'politics' as an entire world of cultural and moral beliefs along with policy.

milo z, Monday, 6 August 2007 02:21 (eighteen years ago)

The reservations you expressed before were about a different test, Sundar. The American libertarian "SMALLEST TEST IN THE WORLD THAT WILL UNDOUBTEDLY TELL YOU TO VOTE LIBERTARIAN" is completely unrelated to the PC people.

My score:
Economic Left/Right: -8.75
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -9.38

milo z, Monday, 6 August 2007 02:27 (eighteen years ago)

Funny, I just took this one with a friend the other day and we groused about all the same shit. I forget the numbers, but I was right by the Dalai Lama.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 6 August 2007 02:36 (eighteen years ago)

Hey
Economic Left/Right: -5.50
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 1.90 makes a communist, right?

Heave Ho, Monday, 6 August 2007 04:47 (eighteen years ago)

Economic Left/Right: -8.75
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -6.77

marmotwolof, Monday, 6 August 2007 05:00 (eighteen years ago)

I'm a little curious about where they place some people. I don't know that much about the Dalai Lama's poltics so I could be off (and I'll back him over the Chinese occupation all day long) but if he were in power, he'd be a divine-right monarch, wouldn't he? Why would the Swedish govt be so much further right than the Canadian NDP or Dennis Kucinich?

Sundar, Monday, 6 August 2007 13:24 (eighteen years ago)

Hm, maybe not quite: "He expanded on the Five-Point Peace Plan and proposed the creation of a self-governing democratic Tibet, "in association with the People's Republic of China".

Sundar, Monday, 6 August 2007 13:31 (eighteen years ago)

(Still, would his views on social issues necessarily be *that* much more libertarian than Hilary Clinton's, say?)

Sundar, Monday, 6 August 2007 13:38 (eighteen years ago)


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