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THEY HAVE IT IN 4 L CARTONS,I BOUGHT 4. I LOVE EGG NOG LIKE I LOVE SODOMY OR GOD OR THE ART OF MARCEL DUCHAMP. AND NOW IN FOUR LITER JUGS. I AM HAPPY. ALSO DRUNK ON NOGGY GOODNESS.

― anthony easton (anthony), Friday, 1 November 2002 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

eggnog people, think god like.

― anthony easton (anthony), Friday, 1 November 2002 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Marge: Homer, didn't you get any milk? All I see is egg nog.
Homer: 'Tis the season, Marge! We only get thirty sweet noggy days.
Then the government takes it away again.

― koogs, Friday, 1 November 2002 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

homer is wise. but he didnt have 4 liter jugs.

― anthony easton (anthony), Friday, 1 November 2002 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Egg nog is a fine thing. But it works best when used sparingly, lest your arteries cry.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 1 November 2002 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

ned. lies make baby jesus cry. eggnog needs only to be consumed in 4 liter jugs, often in onw sitting.

― anthony easton (anthony), Friday, 1 November 2002 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

One of my best friends used to drink a lot of eggnog. He was stabbed to death by his estranged girlfriend. Is there a connection?

― Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 1 November 2002 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I absolutely love eggnog. And get this, apparently there's a vegan version which is far less fattening, but just as good. SilkNog... Eggnog and variants are the only good things about the holiday season. I cannot fucking wait.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 1 November 2002 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Homer: I've figured out the boy's punishment. First, he's grounded. No leaving the house, not even for school. Second, no eggnog. In fact no nog, period.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 1 November 2002 21:42 (twenty-two years ago)

4 litres Egg nog, 13 ounces or 26 ounces dark rum?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 1 November 2002 22:05 (twenty-two years ago)

no rum. just the sulphur yellow fake dairy shit.

― anthony easton (anthony), Friday, 1 November 2002 22:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Anthony dear- Eggnog and Sodomy in moderation Tah!

― brg30 (brg30), Saturday, 2 November 2002 01:43 (twenty-two years ago)

"Everything in moderation, including moderation," my mother always said.

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 2 November 2002 03:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I used to, but I don't think I'd like it anymore. hmmm

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 2 November 2002 04:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Eggnog is like Christmas in a jug. Lovely.

― C J (C J), Saturday, 2 November 2002 08:15 (twenty-two years ago)

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