Ebay - a source of endless amusement!

I visit this site regularly

http://home.houston.rr.com/surrenderownz/auction.htm

Check the pics at the bottom

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320209292527

LOL

not bad lol

I'm assuming it's to attract people to the page as word spreads on the net, surely no-one is daft enough to put the wrong pic up.

Text and ask - she's kindly put her mobile number there for you.

It's probably been put up by a soon to be divorced husband

Heheh - gotta love my city...

Looking for a car Herman?

or a woman in her underwear?

I don't drive. I just saw the link posted on the ex southern lord folks board and thought it might amuse some over here.

right, so you *weren't* just searching ebay for semi-naked women then. i believe you ;-)

no

:)

id buy that car. if certain conditions were met.

Maybe he can use the money from the sale of the car to buy a bigger TV.

id buy that car. if certain conditions were met.

ok i'll ask, what conditions?

girl - in trunk.

^^correct.

On 22-Jan-08 at 19:32:27 GMT, seller added the following information:

PLEASE NOTE DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND, THE PICTURE OF THE HALF NAKED LADY PLACED ON HERE BY ACCIDENT WHICH WE CANT REMOVE IS NOW AVAILABLE IN A SERIES OF SNAPS..PLEASE EMAIL OFF✧✧✧@ADTRANSP✧✧✧.C✧.U✧

ha hahahhaa!
i figured it had to be an accident. what were the odds, really, of some english bloker being media savvy enough to anticipate the viral power of a random ass shot!?

yeah, what are the chances of that!

(can't remove picture my foot!)

Just clicked on it to see if it actually translated into bids for the car, and the ad is gone/deleted.

Is still there, currently running at 33 bids and £1030

Half price listing day tomorrow. I'd better get picture of me in a posing pouch sorted today.

Ah, clicked on the first (five years old) link...

i hae been on ebay since 1990 fucking 8 thats when ebay was EBAY. money orders stamps envelopes non of this pay pal bullshit. you had to email the guy to get his address not just clikc a link. and when you didnt leave feed back they would email you and cry a hundred times

On 23-Jan-08 at 19:14:41 GMT, seller added the following information:

http://www.jon44w.co.uk/forum/viewthread.php?tid=146559 discussion board set up on the naked ebay lady, she aint happy by the way!!!..in the dog house for letting 10,000 people look at her ...hehe, women no sense of humour!!

Herman you can stop looking at it. There are other sources for that kind of thing.

Is that your favourite?

Male chasity set

Not very safe for work (this is my advice about look at the page, not a comment on the device).

Chastity, rather.

2nd pic
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Midget-Optimism-cd-OOP-Beach-boys-xtc-jack-duckworth_W0QQitemZ150210698642QQihZ005QQcategoryZ1049QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

How annoying that I don't even remember now what that first link was now. "The Cure" toilet seat perhaps? I know I saw that once...

http://cgi.ebay.com/Electric-Teisco-Checkmate-Guitar_W0QQitemZ330241267364QQihZ014QQcategoryZ2384QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

last pic

haha wtf

thats a regular trick on ebay now. Blogs and message boards pick up on it and it gets loads of people watching. Dont be surprised if the seller starts to sell pics of the girl. That happened the last time.(scroll up)

oh. fooled again :(

What about the guy who would sell reflective things and you could always see a reflection of his naked self in the photos?

less of a trick

http://cgi3.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewUserPage&userid=bill-cosby-charity-auction

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/selling-my-wifes-whole-12-record-collection-over-2100_W0QQitemZ320278671409QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item320278671409&_trksid=p3286.m14.l1308#ebayphotohosting

(noting Kerr's last post but still)

Wau! This question under the listing made me lol:

Q: hello. i am considering bidding on this auction, however my concern is that you state 'pick up only'. but what if your (ex) wife is there ...
A: don't worry i don't think i'll ever see her again she's probably more intrested in her new man to bother about the records

please put a watch on this item

the more watchers the more chance she will see it

she could never keep away from ebay

On 25-Jul-08 at 21:59:18 BST, seller added the following information:

i need t go

:(

I can imagine Luke Haines singing a good proprtion of that listing

there are a lot of these 'i'm selling my cheatin wifes stuff' auctions arent' there. i think we smell bullshit really don't we.

dude should just check ILM

sorry for the abomination that was my apostrophe usage there.

A few of his "old" auctions involve old house 12" singles...

On 29-Jul-08 at 17:41:21 BST, seller added the following information:

just been in contact with my wife

let me get one thing straight i love my wife with all my heart

and i think she still loves me

the problems been the both of us we started drinking a few years ago

at first binging at the weekends

and then one night led to another until it was seven days a week

majority of it was my fault i wasn't showing her any emotion

i just lost how to show it

she didn't make this decision lighty it took her months to try and get me to show her some emotion and i woudn't, i didn't even relise i was shunning her

she left the boy's with me because she coudn't bear to take them off me

she said it would break my heart (it would have)

the drink and the not showing emotion became a habit i couldn't get out of until now

i've stopped drinking and i've never felt so much emotions in my life

even if she doesn't come back to me (i pray she does)i'll never drink again

i believe her when she say's billy is just a friend who would listen to her (i woudn't)

when i did the original listing i was angry(another emotion i don't usually show)

shona i can't bear to lose you

shona say's she doesn't care about the records anymore

she only collected them for something to do

i can understand that now

so please this is not shona's fault but mine

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