I like my women how I like my beer

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Yeasty.

― webber (webber), Saturday, 2 November 2002 12:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Full of alcohol.

― webber (webber), Saturday, 2 November 2002 12:21 (twenty-three years ago)

$10 a dozen at Paknsave.

― webber (webber), Saturday, 2 November 2002 12:22 (twenty-three years ago)

In a glass.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 2 November 2002 12:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Tall, smooth, and with no legs.

― webber (webber), Saturday, 2 November 2002 12:24 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't like women that way. Can I have my beer like I have my men, dirty-looking, thick and habit-forming?

― kate, Saturday, 2 November 2002 12:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Bubbly, intoxicating, and in liquid form.

― webber (webber), Saturday, 2 November 2002 12:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Easily breakable.

― webber (webber), Saturday, 2 November 2002 12:29 (twenty-three years ago)

With a "born on" date on their back.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 2 November 2002 12:35 (twenty-three years ago)

On tap.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Saturday, 2 November 2002 12:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Foaming.

― MarkH (MarkH), Saturday, 2 November 2002 12:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Wet and ready to quench my thirst.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Saturday, 2 November 2002 13:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Bitter but warm.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Saturday, 2 November 2002 13:48 (twenty-three years ago)

flat.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 2 November 2002 13:55 (twenty-three years ago)

bought for me by my workmates

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 2 November 2002 14:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Cold and gassy?

― Ellie (Ellie), Saturday, 2 November 2002 14:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Imported from Germany...

― jm, Saturday, 2 November 2002 15:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Lukewarm, and prone to make you burp?

― C J (C J), Saturday, 2 November 2002 17:41 (twenty-three years ago)

"My Beloved Compares Herself To a Pint of Stout" is the best women/beer comparison

I look around to see her foaming out of the bedclothes
Not laughing but gazing at me out of four-legged eyes.
She says: Close your eyes, put your hands around me.
I am the blackest, coldest pint you will ever drink
So sip me slowly, let me linger on your lips,
Ooze through your teeth, dawdle down your throat,
Before swooping down into your guts.
While you drink me I will deposit my scum
On your rim and when you get to the bottom of me,
No matter how hard you try to drink my dregs -
And being a man, you will, no harm in that -
I will keep bubbling up back at you.
For there is no escaping my aftermath.

― Genevieve, Saturday, 2 November 2002 18:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Free

― brg30 (brg30), Saturday, 2 November 2002 21:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Cool and satisfying, with a good head.

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 2 November 2002 21:31 (twenty-three years ago)

cold.

― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 3 November 2002 02:26 (twenty-three years ago)

cold as ice.

― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 3 November 2002 02:27 (twenty-three years ago)

bringing out the worst in me.

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 4 November 2002 04:20 (twenty-three years ago)

stout

― ch. (synkro), Monday, 4 November 2002 04:34 (twenty-three years ago)

(christ, read the thread first, chad)

― ch. (synkro), Monday, 4 November 2002 04:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Available only at a government run store.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 4 November 2002 04:49 (twenty-three years ago)

filtered thru a fish. nooch.

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 4 November 2002 09:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Beechwood aged.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 4 November 2002 12:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Advertised by a tiny fat man in a glass box.

― Graham (graham), Monday, 4 November 2002 12:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Cool and black and coming in pints.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 4 November 2002 13:07 (twenty-three years ago)

making the floor all sticky.

― angela (angela), Monday, 4 November 2002 13:39 (twenty-three years ago)

With big knockers.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 4 November 2002 15:58 (twenty-three years ago)

At the risk of spoiling N's perfect ending to this thread I will say:

hoppy

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 4 November 2002 18:26 (twenty-three years ago)

(I hate threads where someone posts what I want to say IN THE QUESTION.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 4 November 2002 18:27 (twenty-three years ago)

affordable...weak and agreeable...down in one

oh the wit

― blueski, Monday, 4 November 2002 18:30 (twenty-three years ago)

http://home.graffiti.net/alantrewartha/kitty_glass.jpg

― Alan (Alan), Monday, 4 November 2002 18:46 (twenty-three years ago)

FUNNY ON SO MANY LEVELS!!!!!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 4 November 2002 19:00 (twenty-three years ago)

the best kitty pic evah!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 4 November 2002 19:32 (twenty-three years ago)

I am SO DISTURBED. I sincerely hope that's photoshopped.

― kate, Monday, 4 November 2002 19:54 (twenty-three years ago)

FAP of kitten?

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 02:01 (twenty-three years ago)

It's got a kick of an aftertaste, that one.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 02:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Matt DC deserves a pint o' kitten for his answer.

― ch. (synkro), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 02:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Fucking cat ruins the thread...

― jm, Tuesday, 5 November 2002 03:08 (twenty-three years ago)

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