I just dropped pizza on the floor

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What should i do. remember that i am verty drunk.

― Steve.n., Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Place it in the fridge. In the morning you can pick out all the bits and then reheat it for a tasty and filling breakfast.

― Al, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Drunk => Eat it

― Graham, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

whatever you do, keep your dick away from it...you never know where that pizza has been.

― Geoff, Saturday, 18 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Fucking Chrsit Geoff , People call me a pervert.

― anthony, Saturday, 18 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Frisbee.

― DavidM, Saturday, 18 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Geoff, a warm piece of pie works better.
I'd let it lie on the floor. Tomorrow morning you can eat it for breakfast.

― nathalie, Saturday, 18 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have just knocked over a tupperware box full of c.10000000000 1ps and 2ps.

― mark s, Saturday, 18 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Coin spillage = start of DG's revenge for lack of Hornby spillage.

― Andrew L, Saturday, 18 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Indeed, my influence spreads far and wide, like the smell from Greg's pants when he realises the TRUE AND SCIENTIFIC outcome of a DG/Greg deathmatch.

― DG, Sunday, 19 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ILE Summerslam. Hell In A Cell, whatever.

― Greg, Sunday, 19 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Since you posted two days ago, it is moot to point out the 10 SECOND RULE, the germ equivalent of "get of my father's apple tree."

― 1 1 2 3 5, Sunday, 19 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

two years pass...

what happened to geoff?

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:38 (twenty-two years ago)

"We were shocked," said Meredith Agle, a Ph.D. candidate in Blaschek's food microbiology labs, who helped Clarke with the experiment. "We didn't even find a countable number of bacteria on the floor. We thought we might have made a mistake, so we tried again with the same result.

Five second rule put to the test (I'd never even heard of this rule).

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 08:16 (twenty-two years ago)

From the above study:

"Women are more likely than men to eat food that's been on the floor."

Now that surprised me.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 08:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Women are like dogs.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 08:28 (twenty-two years ago)

blaschek's lab confirms my mum's trans-scientific vision ("dirt is good for you")

end rockism in hygiene!!

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 08:34 (twenty-two years ago)

your mum is OTM

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 08:35 (twenty-two years ago)

haha ed do you feel my kitchen floor is living her dream? (daddino ignore this post plz)

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 08:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I say good ridance to the pizza dropped on the floor. I had pizza last night & it has burnt the roof of my mouth! It wasn't even very nice. I mean, how wrong can you go with a margherita? jeez!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 09:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I hate that roof burning thing. Totally ruins one's dinner. Tends to only happen with cheapo pizzas that don't use mozzarella, I find. Things like cheddar form a cell that traps the heat in the boiling tomato sauce.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 09:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I had indeed added my own cheese to the pizza as it was sorely lacking. I can't help feeling it was my own fault. :-(

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 09:19 (twenty-two years ago)

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