The Ten Commandments of Love

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Oh, how happy you* will be if you keep the Ten Commandments of Love.

*(and by 'you' I of course mean your boyfriend or husband)

Option	Votes
9. Never let the teardrops start	4
4. Never lie to one another.	3
3. Cheer him when he's lonely, and you'll go through life with a smile.	2
5. Consider him in what you do.	2
7. Always try to remember the way he feels inside, but if you should forget, let your conscience be your guide.	2
1. Promise him you'll never love another.	1
8. Be the first to forgive him.	1
6. When you love, love with all yer heart until your time on earth is through.	1
2. Stand by him all the while.	0
10. Don't just say the Ten Commandments: live them, with your heart.	0

― Nebraska Man Partially Devoured by George Burns Chimp-ersonator (Old Lunch), Friday, 13 July 2018 19:57 (six years ago)

being head of the queue to forgive someone sounds a good plan

― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Friday, 13 July 2018 19:59 (six years ago)

Cut it out with the waterworks, ladies. You're bringin' your fella down.

― Nebraska Man Partially Devoured by George Burns Chimp-ersonator (Old Lunch), Friday, 13 July 2018 21:31 (six years ago)

Marginally less sexist that Prince Buster’s Ten Commandments and no commandment on standing up straight or cleaning your room. C+ commandments.

― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 13 July 2018 21:39 (six years ago)

Never lie. Without honesty no foundation will ever last.

― Ross, Saturday, 14 July 2018 04:40 (six years ago)

two weeks pass...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Tuesday, 31 July 2018 00:01 (six years ago)

It's the Moonglows' version you want:

― clemenza, Tuesday, 31 July 2018 01:11 (six years ago)

My dad used to love this song. Me, I’m more of a Prince Buster fan.

― grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, 31 July 2018 03:06 (six years ago)

There are ten commandments of love

I believe
I trust
I promise
I wish

― lxy, Tuesday, 31 July 2018 15:39 (six years ago)

don't smother or put up with being smothered, unless you're both equally needy.

― nicky lo-fi, Tuesday, 31 July 2018 16:38 (six years ago)

if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
don't let your butler come at you with a knife

― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 31 July 2018 18:00 (six years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Wednesday, 1 August 2018 00:01 (six years ago)

So, not James Arthur then.

― Mark G, Wednesday, 1 August 2018 15:18 (six years ago)

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