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A poll for misanthropes

Poll Results

Option	Votes
(Other)	10
Dog	9
Phone	8
Bicycle	3

― calstars, Friday, 20 July 2018 19:45 (seven years ago)

family is obv the classic answer

feeling phone, of these

― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 July 2018 19:48 (seven years ago)

Should have added (drink in a plastic cup)

― calstars, Friday, 20 July 2018 19:50 (seven years ago)

oh doc morbo pray tell what is your opinion on mobile phones? i certainly am not privy to it after years of reading your posts on this forum

― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, 20 July 2018 19:50 (seven years ago)

fuck you and the horse you rode in on to this one-horse town that isn't big enough for you, your horse, and me. so why don't you make like a tree and take your horse, put a saddle on it, and leave and don't let the door hit you or your horse where the sun doesn't shine on the way out while you're leaving

― del griffith, Friday, 20 July 2018 19:51 (seven years ago)

horse that you rode in on

classic calstars poll

― mookieproof, Friday, 20 July 2018 19:52 (seven years ago)

oh yeah and your horse's breath? it's called a toothbrush, maybe try using one on your horse's teeth and gums every once in a while

― del griffith, Friday, 20 July 2018 19:52 (seven years ago)

fuck u and ur shite

― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Friday, 20 July 2018 19:53 (seven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlEs9udOquE

― Hi My father very Rusted Root with me what can I do? (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 July 2018 20:01 (seven years ago)

beautiful body

― Impossible Burgermeat. Unlikely Seitan. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 20 July 2018 20:07 (seven years ago)

fuck you and yer gran's flange

― mookieproof, Friday, 20 July 2018 20:11 (seven years ago)

'the horse that you rode in on' is the k-classic add-on

― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 20 July 2018 20:18 (seven years ago)

dog x 1000

ppl act like it's TOTALLY FINE that they're wandering around with these things dragging them into places in flagrant disregard of posted notices about how only service animals are allowed and letting them poop wherever the fuck they want, dogs should be kept indoors

― devops mom (silby), Friday, 20 July 2018 22:13 (seven years ago)

http://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/goldengirls/images/9/9c/Ep1-24.jpg

― brimstead, Friday, 20 July 2018 22:14 (seven years ago)

Hat

― Mark G, Friday, 20 July 2018 22:15 (seven years ago)

ppl and their phones are the fuckin worst

― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 20 July 2018 22:23 (seven years ago)

dad: your a disappointment
ilxor: fuck you and your your

― Impossible Burgermeat. Unlikely Seitan. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 20 July 2018 22:28 (seven years ago)

f you and your Vanilla Ice in the conference room

― Impossible Burgermeat. Unlikely Seitan. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 20 July 2018 22:29 (seven years ago)

definitely f you and the horse you rode in on

but also f you and your sanctimonious bullshit

― Karl Malone, Saturday, 21 July 2018 02:44 (seven years ago)

telescope

― Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Saturday, 21 July 2018 02:56 (seven years ago)

best friend

― alomar lines, Saturday, 21 July 2018 03:08 (seven years ago)

Dog. Most dogs are tiny around here. It’s weird as fuck - feel relieved when I see like a pit bull or Rottweiler

― No angel came (Ross), Saturday, 21 July 2018 10:41 (seven years ago)

it's a tie between dog and cigarette for me

― Dinsdale, Saturday, 21 July 2018 11:17 (seven years ago)

Dog, by which I mean dog & bone, by which I mean phone

― Centipedes? In this economy? (wins), Saturday, 21 July 2018 11:21 (seven years ago)

flugelhorn

― lana del boy (ledge), Saturday, 21 July 2018 12:48 (seven years ago)

― Chase Knobbe? Have you Courtney Cox? (Tom D.), Saturday, 21 July 2018 12:48 (seven years ago)

your minions too

― thomasintrouble, Saturday, 21 July 2018 13:37 (seven years ago)

Horse you rode in on, aye

― Minister of the Pillow (fionnland), Saturday, 21 July 2018 13:57 (seven years ago)

Horse you rode in on, aye

― Minister of the Pillow (fionnland), Saturday, 21 July 2018 13:58 (seven years ago)

college dream
forever stronger than all

― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 21 July 2018 14:27 (seven years ago)

Exercise routine, inclusive of jogging

― calstars, Saturday, 21 July 2018 17:05 (seven years ago)

police

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w4CGBeYkvo

― Chase Knobbe? Have you Courtney Cox? (Tom D.), Saturday, 21 July 2018 17:10 (seven years ago)

hazel!

― com rad erry red flag (f. hazel), Saturday, 21 July 2018 17:15 (seven years ago)

ham sandwich

― calstars, Saturday, 21 July 2018 19:27 (seven years ago)

Expensive camera

― calstars, Saturday, 21 July 2018 22:43 (seven years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Monday, 30 July 2018 00:01 (seven years ago)

dog every time

― Gâteau Superstar (dog latin), Monday, 30 July 2018 00:29 (seven years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Tuesday, 31 July 2018 00:01 (seven years ago)

bicycle should have more votes

― sleepy sweet (Ross), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 20:16 (seven years ago)

plastic coffee cup

― calstars, Saturday, 11 August 2018 20:47 (seven years ago)

two months pass...

turmeric smoothie

― ghood ghravie (unregistered), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 14:50 (seven years ago)

Instagram feed

― Accattony! Accattoni! Accattoné! (j.lu), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 17:30 (seven years ago)

two months pass...

paper coffee cup
What the fuck is wrong with you
Use a thermos punk

― calstars, Sunday, 27 January 2019 00:19 (six years ago)

eight months pass...

Eames chair

― chips moomin (unregistered), Monday, 30 September 2019 02:36 (six years ago)

crew

― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Monday, 30 September 2019 02:57 (six years ago)

Mom

― cheese canopy (map), Monday, 30 September 2019 04:37 (six years ago)

PDA.

― Anne Hedonia (j.lu), Monday, 30 September 2019 12:17 (six years ago)

over-projected voice

― gyac, Monday, 30 September 2019 12:19 (six years ago)

reputation for acerbic yet heart-felt send-ups of the English ruling class

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 30 September 2019 12:43 (six years ago)

Tesla

― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Monday, 30 September 2019 16:56 (six years ago)

memes

― i could chug a keg of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 30 September 2019 17:43 (six years ago)

pineapple on pizza

― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Monday, 30 September 2019 23:44 (six years ago)

six months pass...

Cellphone camera

― calstars, Friday, 3 April 2020 23:34 (five years ago)

forever, stronger than all

― narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Saturday, 4 April 2020 00:34 (five years ago)

one month passes...

Motorized scooter

― calstars, Monday, 25 May 2020 21:52 (five years ago)

six months pass...

Public jogging routine

― calstars, Sunday, 6 December 2020 19:45 (five years ago)

Honda Civic, i’ve a horse outside

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 6 December 2020 23:05 (five years ago)

Atom bomb

― handsome boy modelling software (bernard snowy), Monday, 7 December 2020 08:41 (five years ago)

Gun, ye prick!

― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 7 December 2020 09:01 (five years ago)

four months pass...

Food delivery

― calstars, Sunday, 18 April 2021 12:07 (four years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2mkKr7x0kY

― sarahell, Sunday, 18 April 2021 18:25 (four years ago)

Shoe return

― calstars, Sunday, 18 April 2021 19:27 (four years ago)

one month passes...

Oh so public exercise routine

― calstars, Tuesday, 8 June 2021 00:32 (four years ago)

$3k DSLR rig

― calstars, Sunday, 13 June 2021 21:03 (four years ago)

four months pass...

jogging imperative

― calstars, Sunday, 17 October 2021 15:02 (four years ago)

sport utility vehicle

― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 October 2021 15:09 (four years ago)

six months pass...

People see a fog and are like “omg this is the first fog I’ve ever seen in my life, I have to stop what I’m doing and pretend like I have food and psyche out this fog and steal a pet of his head and laugh maniacally”

― calstars, Saturday, 30 April 2022 23:13 (three years ago)

Avocado toast

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 30 April 2022 23:23 (three years ago)

Dunkin’ pickup order

― calstars, Saturday, 30 April 2022 23:25 (three years ago)

three months pass...

Animal that pisses on the sidewalk and shits on the street

― calstars, Saturday, 20 August 2022 20:13 (three years ago)

one year passes...

Dog

― calstars, Sunday, 3 September 2023 03:32 (two years ago)

That's illegal

― Neanderthal, Sunday, 3 September 2023 03:45 (two years ago)

two weeks pass...

Statement t-shirt

― calstars, Sunday, 17 September 2023 20:27 (two years ago)

am literally wearing a t-shirt right now that says "A t-shirt with some writing on it"

i realise this is insufferable

― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 17 September 2023 23:27 (two years ago)

rented scooter

― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 September 2023 23:48 (two years ago)

public piano

― Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 18 September 2023 00:21 (two years ago)

Dan Fogelberg

― Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 September 2023 03:56 (two years ago)

three weeks pass...

car

― calstars, Saturday, 14 October 2023 19:28 (two years ago)

etchings

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 14 October 2023 20:25 (two years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKS3l4mG6tw

― out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Saturday, 14 October 2023 23:05 (two years ago)

tl/dr?

― calstars, Saturday, 14 October 2023 23:11 (two years ago)

three months pass...

ῥοδοδάκτυλος Ἠώς

― hogarth brooks (unregistered), Friday, 9 February 2024 03:00 (one year ago)

Grubhub order

― calstars, Sunday, 11 February 2024 17:30 (one year ago)

extremely western north carolina accent: gruuuuuhb huuuuhb

― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 11 February 2024 18:05 (one year ago)

eight months pass...

coin flip

― aldi meola (unregistered), Tuesday, 5 November 2024 18:43 (one year ago)

three months pass...

car

― calstars, Saturday, 15 February 2025 19:14 (ten months ago)

You and Your Sister LP

― henry s, Sunday, 16 February 2025 15:37 (ten months ago)

sometimes when i see men in their 30s riding teeny tiny bmx bikes on the sidewalk i want to say.....fuck off.

― scott seward, Sunday, 16 February 2025 16:01 (ten months ago)

i mean they aren't doing tricks or anything. get one real bike.

― scott seward, Sunday, 16 February 2025 16:02 (ten months ago)

also, and this is an obvious one....fuck your recumbent bike. ridden only by crazy guggenheim science professors with bushy eyebrows just BEGGING you to run them over.

― scott seward, Sunday, 16 February 2025 16:06 (ten months ago)

smart money

― z_tbd, Sunday, 16 February 2025 16:57 (ten months ago)

Rogue cousin messes with recumbents. Personally I think they look dumb as hell

― calstars, Sunday, 16 February 2025 18:31 (ten months ago)

one month passes...

sure they look dumb and all but i figure people riding them must have back problems or whatever

fuck them anyway just in case

― deathwishwasher (cat), Sunday, 16 March 2025 22:09 (nine months ago)

right

― calstars, Sunday, 16 March 2025 22:12 (nine months ago)

four months pass...

Citibike

― calstars, Wednesday, 23 July 2025 23:49 (four months ago)

three months pass...

miro board

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 28 October 2025 15:34 (one month ago)

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