when will Jesus come back?

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he promised soon

Poll Results

Option	Votes
Never (found another planet)	8
Othe	6
c:// run msencarta.exe	5
humans suck and he is coming to slaughter us all	3
Within the year	2
Within the next 100 years	1
Within the next millenia	0

― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 4 August 2018 00:31 (seven years ago)

he's dead

― devops mom (silby), Saturday, 4 August 2018 00:40 (seven years ago)

When I was younger, Jesus couldn't get booked for an arena unless He was opening as a warm up act for Billy Graham. Now I hear He has an album in the works and is planning to start a big comeback next year.

― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 4 August 2018 01:15 (seven years ago)

he's already back, we just didn't recognize him, cuz he's just a slob like one of us.

― Ludo, Saturday, 4 August 2018 09:15 (seven years ago)

Polish carpenters have priced him out at the moment, so after Brexit.

― Father Ted in Forkhandles (Tom D.), Saturday, 4 August 2018 09:19 (seven years ago)

the book of (bloody Polish wood-butchers taking all our) job(s)

― calzino, Saturday, 4 August 2018 09:26 (seven years ago)

Ruben Neves has been amongst us for some time now

― the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 4 August 2018 09:28 (seven years ago)

he's supposed to turn over the tables in the temple out of outrage, not looking for contractually compromised Portuguese goalkeepers ;)

― calzino, Saturday, 4 August 2018 09:35 (seven years ago)

if i was doing Thought for the Day i could definitely make a laboured metaphor out of both of those things being the same

― the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 4 August 2018 09:37 (seven years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Monday, 6 August 2018 00:01 (seven years ago)

Jesus come back, any kind of fool could see there was something in everything about you.

― velko, Monday, 6 August 2018 02:49 (seven years ago)

I saw him in Marks & Spencer just the other day

― rip van wanko, Monday, 6 August 2018 03:01 (seven years ago)

He can’t come

His country is on Trump’s no fly list

― F# A# (∞), Monday, 6 August 2018 03:06 (seven years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Tuesday, 7 August 2018 00:01 (seven years ago)

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