In my area it's all about diwali. And I'm generally on the side of the Hindus when it comes to religion. Obviously it's all bollocks, same as the rest of them, but they have brighter colours and monkey gods and fight scenes and gods with elephant heads ("Stop trying to feed my god peanuts!").
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 4 November 2002 12:33 (twenty-two years ago)