(That you’re aware of at least )
― calstars, Sunday, 2 September 2018 15:24 (six years ago)
Post to ilx
talk to myself
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 2 September 2018 15:25 (six years ago)
play w/ my skin tags
abduct kids
Adjust shirt tuckage
― calstars, Sunday, 2 September 2018 15:26 (six years ago)
record a collabo with Justin Bieber
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 2 September 2018 15:29 (six years ago)
Pick my nose.
― Dan Worsley, Sunday, 2 September 2018 15:32 (six years ago)
Masturbate.
Not at the same time though.
I was having a degenerate laugh attack the other day, thinking about how fucked up it would be knocking on a randoms door and asking if I could borrow a wetwipe, so I could scratch my itchy arse in a dignified and hygienic manner!
― calzino, Sunday, 2 September 2018 15:35 (six years ago)
one time on my birthday my girlfriend put a blindfold on me and sat me down at the dinner table so I pulled down my pants and started scratching the rash I had to the right of my right nutsack and then I took off the blindfold and saw 10 of my friends seated around the table for a surprise party
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 2 September 2018 15:37 (six years ago)
Be dead and alive at the same time
― coetzee.cx (wins), Sunday, 2 September 2018 15:48 (six years ago)
There’s nothing worse than seeing so many guys scratch and pull their dicks in public even when talking to peopleA lot of guys do thisLike dude seriously
― F# A# (∞), Sunday, 2 September 2018 15:55 (six years ago)
lol wins
― fuck giving a bear beer (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 2 September 2018 16:04 (six years ago)
~dance~
― rip van wanko, Sunday, 2 September 2018 16:19 (six years ago)
i'm not sure, someone is always looking
― Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Sunday, 2 September 2018 16:28 (six years ago)
Sing hymns
― tangenttangent, Sunday, 2 September 2018 16:32 (six years ago)
Three young ladies in a school gym locker
― calstars, Sunday, 2 September 2018 16:41 (six years ago)
Cool it Marty McFly
― F# A# (∞), Sunday, 2 September 2018 16:42 (six years ago)
seethe with hatred
― WmC, Sunday, 2 September 2018 16:47 (six years ago)
flag post
― macropuente (map), Sunday, 2 September 2018 16:55 (six years ago)
lightly scratch my scalp and smell it
― InfoWarriors (Spottie), Monday, 3 September 2018 05:56 (six years ago)
ew guys theres a reason you do these things when no one is looking *makes grossed out face*
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 3 September 2018 06:20 (six years ago)
youtube voice blind auditions
― lee guacamole (darraghmac), Monday, 3 September 2018 06:24 (six years ago)
BTW There’s nothing worse than seeing so many guys scratch and pull their dicks in public even when talking to people
Yes this - ffs, 3 year old boys do this and are scolded/trained out of it. Dont do this!
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 3 September 2018 07:01 (six years ago)
trim tiny, tiny sharp edges and bumps off my fingernails with scissors, they drive me mad but I know it's crazy
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 3 September 2018 07:25 (six years ago)
Sing to my dogsRead aloud (often to my dogs)
― Police, Academy (cryptosicko), Monday, 3 September 2018 22:56 (six years ago)
I sing like all the time when no one's around, usually made-up songs, often about the things that I'm also doing while no one's around. But more often I'm just repeatedly singing some stupid rhyme or phrase that I'm inordinately pleased to have discovered. I occasionally wonder if my brain is well.
― Digital Squirts (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 September 2018 23:03 (six years ago)
I wrote a song about Yogurt Burt earlier. While eating yogurt. I don't know who that is.
― Digital Squirts (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 September 2018 23:07 (six years ago)