I like to stuff yams up my ass

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am i an artist ?

― anthony, Saturday, 18 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You might be an artist, but the act itself doesn't make you an artist.

― jel, Saturday, 18 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

This yam has hit rock bottom.

― the pinefox, Saturday, 18 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That depends, do you leave them in there, or what?

― dave q, Saturday, 18 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You are Karen FInley and I claim my free membership of the ICA.

― Andrew L, Saturday, 18 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Excellent, Piney. This is the 2nd time in as many days that the Pinefox has me chuckling.

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Saturday, 18 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

yeah, but like what do you do with them? do you display them, cos that has to be part of art i guess - it has to be out there, and unless you;ve got a camera shoved up yr ass, how do we get to see the yams and judge if its art?

― Geoff, Saturday, 18 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If you do it to n audience then you could call it performance art which'd make you a performance artist so yeah.However if you don't then ,wellan interesting pasttime...does it turn you on? Are you going for the guiness book of records?

― Foine, Saturday, 18 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

jel is right.

― Kim, Saturday, 18 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Answer my question!

― Foine, Saturday, 18 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Okay, this is the best thread EVER.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yams as suppositories: Classic or Dud?

― David Raposa, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

five months pass...

For some reason I felt like reviving this thread.

― electric sound of jim, Thursday, 24 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yams -- Used or Fresh?

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 24 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I yam what I turnip

― mike hanle y, Thursday, 24 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

yams - yums?

― goeff, Friday, 25 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If a man sticks a yam up his ass, and no is there to see it, is it art?

― Brian MacDonald, Friday, 25 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Would Russetts make it any less of an artistic statement?

― Mr Noodles, Friday, 25 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

nine months pass...

i don't know you people, but your message board is a top link for queries on "yams up ass + performance art" at google. i'm looking for serious academic research on the subject, not a bunch of preverts...

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=yams+up+ass+%2B+performance+art

check your ranking daily, don't get off topic and let it slip!

and of course you are an artist, sweetie. and kenny g is a musician.

― crack pipe, Friday, 22 November 2002 10:34 (twenty-three years ago)

wouldn't an aubergine be better? They have more bounce to them, so your art could double up as a kind of miniature Spacehopper should you fail to win the Turner Prize.

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 22 November 2002 10:56 (twenty-three years ago)

I had yam fries last night, and I had fond memories of them up until I discovered this thread just now.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 22 November 2002 11:13 (twenty-three years ago)

three years pass...

ILX random is a wonderful toy!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 30 September 2006 03:32 (nineteen years ago)

Ah, yams up ass plus performance art, those were the days

isn't it, though?

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 30 September 2006 03:48 (nineteen years ago)

I thought this was gonna be a Butt Dickass thread.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Saturday, 30 September 2006 04:17 (nineteen years ago)

Yam Jam? No thank you, Ma'am!

― timmy tannin (pompous), Saturday, 30 September 2006 05:04 (nineteen years ago)

anthony easton is the greatest.

― A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Saturday, 30 September 2006 05:05 (nineteen years ago)

Do you restrain its hind legs to avoid the kicking?

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 30 September 2006 05:47 (nineteen years ago)

Timmy Tannin is Stanley Crouch.

― nickn (nickn), Saturday, 30 September 2006 06:18 (nineteen years ago)

i thought i was pete hamill

― timmy tannin (pompous), Saturday, 30 September 2006 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

Wouldn't it be beneficial, as yams are an aphrodisiac? Wouldn't asparagus be a hell of a lot easier though?

― JTS (JTS), Saturday, 30 September 2006 22:51 (nineteen years ago)

Oysters and champagne would be best of all.

― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 30 September 2006 23:26 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

karen's still working it
http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlLA/original/KarenFinley300.jpg

― gershy, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 06:06 (eighteen years ago)

cougar

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 06:20 (eighteen years ago)

I saw her give a talk about a year ago. She said she might write a book that would be Laura Bush's fictional dream journal. It sounded hilarious.

Oh and I think she was wearing leather American flag pants.

― filthy dylan, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 06:23 (eighteen years ago)

I took a course taught by Holly Hughes in college. She's really mellowed out since the NEA 4 days, but for what it's worth, anyone stuffing yams up their ass for a project would surely have earned an A+, so long as they could justify it conceptually (and that ain't hard in art school).

― Pillbox, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 06:37 (eighteen years ago)

she's amazing. she taught a class in our library where she had her students cast spells.

― impudent harlot, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 06:39 (eighteen years ago)

(karen, i mean)

― impudent harlot, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 06:40 (eighteen years ago)

she's amazing. she taught a class in our library where she had her students cast spells.

T/S: cast spells vs stuffing yams up ass

― ken c, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 12:41 (eighteen years ago)

She obv didnt have a brazillian

― nathalie, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 12:58 (eighteen years ago)

okay after much umming and arring i decided to click on this thread because the title is funny, but I can't help but feel a little disappointed.

― Ste, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 14:03 (eighteen years ago)

You can't help butt feel?

― Mark C, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

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