I am a very passionate lover. I smell very good. Lovers are always complimenting me on my hands. Many also like me feet.
― dentyne ice, Thursday, 27 September 2018 03:04 (eight years ago)
my butt
― rip van wanko, Thursday, 27 September 2018 03:05 (eight years ago)
there’s a board called ILTMI for this
― the late great, Thursday, 27 September 2018 03:40 (eight years ago)
^this is true
― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 27 September 2018 03:59 (eight years ago)
I am very generous and patient
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 27 September 2018 04:31 (eight years ago)
IN BED
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 27 September 2018 04:32 (eight years ago)
I survive droughts like a camel.
― Luna Schlosser, Thursday, 27 September 2018 06:42 (eight years ago)
punctual and organised
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Thursday, 27 September 2018 07:48 (eight years ago)
I stop playing skyrim to let her watch bakeoff
― thomasintrouble, Thursday, 27 September 2018 07:56 (eight years ago)
team player but can act on own initiative
― every day there's a whining choad (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 27 September 2018 08:01 (eight years ago)
Committed to the values and vision of the company.
― All right! A new season! (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 27 September 2018 08:04 (eight years ago)
Ability to remain calm when dealing with difficult or distressed people.
― Zach Same (Tom D.), Thursday, 27 September 2018 08:07 (eight years ago)
full DBS check
― every day there's a whining choad (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 27 September 2018 08:10 (eight years ago)
low mileage barn find
― StanM, Thursday, 27 September 2018 08:24 (eight years ago)
mercifully brief
― heteroflexible pansexual polyamorous relationship anarchist (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 27 September 2018 08:30 (eight years ago)
I hear people talk about sexual references, I thought it was a great idea but my ex-girlfriend wouldn't write me one!
― Mark G, Thursday, 27 September 2018 08:38 (eight years ago)
^ save it for the Edinburgh Festival.
― Zach Same (Tom D.), Thursday, 27 September 2018 09:03 (eight years ago)
I forgot to use it at the Edinburgh Festival. Then again, it's not a great heckle..
― Mark G, Thursday, 27 September 2018 09:08 (eight years ago)
Cool, Calm and Collected (the 3 Cs)
― Scritti Vanilli - The Word Girl You Know It's True (dog latin), Thursday, 27 September 2018 09:25 (eight years ago)
when I retired from fucking it was as momentous an occasion as when D Mills retired as an England international.
― calzino, Thursday, 27 September 2018 09:50 (eight years ago)
so you now just stand at the sides providing dull but strangely bitter commentary?
― thomasintrouble, Thursday, 27 September 2018 10:16 (eight years ago)
truth bomb!
― calzino, Thursday, 27 September 2018 10:19 (eight years ago)
My cloaca, probably.
― Mummenschanz in a Metal Mood (Old Lunch), Thursday, 27 September 2018 10:24 (eight years ago)
theknack_mycloaca.mp3
― heteroflexible pansexual polyamorous relationship anarchist (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 27 September 2018 10:43 (eight years ago)
fresh breath
― how's life, Thursday, 27 September 2018 11:14 (eight years ago)
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― Mummenschanz in a Metal Mood (Old Lunch), Thursday, 27 September 2018 11:48 (eight years ago)
TITS.
― Accattony! Accattoni! Accattoné! (j.lu), Thursday, 27 September 2018 11:51 (eight years ago)
winner
― every day there's a whining choad (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 27 September 2018 12:13 (eight years ago)
actually can i change my answer to 'tits' as well
― heteroflexible pansexual polyamorous relationship anarchist (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 27 September 2018 12:22 (eight years ago)
fast, efficient and low-maintenance
― closed beta (NotEnough), Thursday, 27 September 2018 13:16 (eight years ago)
tho with an unfortunate tendency to break down from time to time
― closed beta (NotEnough), Thursday, 27 September 2018 13:17 (eight years ago)
Free roadside assistance.
― Mummenschanz in a Metal Mood (Old Lunch), Thursday, 27 September 2018 13:18 (eight years ago)
king-sized bed tbh
― mookieproof, Thursday, 27 September 2018 13:55 (eight years ago)
always pay up front
― rip van wanko, Thursday, 27 September 2018 14:11 (eight years ago)
Too many to mention
― F# A# (∞), Thursday, 27 September 2018 15:26 (eight years ago)
polished carapace, dewclaw, swell kisser
― You guys are caterpillar (Telephone thing), Thursday, 27 September 2018 16:48 (eight years ago)