sketchiest looking beard style from these montana territorial centennial beard styles

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which of this beard styles is the most successful in making it's wearer look like a dodgy weirdo who's probably up to no good

Poll Results

Option	Votes
FLAT BOTTOM GOATEE	5
FRENCH OR ENGLISH FORK	3
OLD DUTCH	3
OLD SOUTHERN COLONEL	2
TAILORED FRENCH FORK WITHOUT MUSTACHE	2
RING BEARD	2
LIP GOATEE	2
FORMAL POINTED GOATEE	1
LONG VAN DYKE WITH EXPOSED CHIN	1
SHORT MUTTON CHOP	1
ANCHOR BEARD	0
FULL BEARD	0
VAN DYKE WITH SIDE BURNS	0
MODERN ABE LINCOLN	0
LONG VAN DYKE	0
ABE LINCOLN BEARD	0
CONNECTED MUTTON CHOP	0
FORMAL GOATEE	0
CURLY GOATEE	0
CONNECTED SHORT BEARD	0
VAN DYKE	0

― soref, Wednesday, 7 November 2018 22:32 (six years ago)

Formal pointed goatee is a goddamn nightmare

― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 22:40 (six years ago)

FoE fork but it's a tough call.

― brokenshire (jed_), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 22:40 (six years ago)

Formal pointed was my second choice.

― brokenshire (jed_), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 22:41 (six years ago)

Old Dutch is kind of bugging me out

― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 22:41 (six years ago)

from my experience growing up in the midwest, the sketchiest people have a "ring beard". the suit and tie is throwing me off a bit, though. trying to picture these gentlemen in jean shorts to decide.

― for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 22:51 (six years ago)

french or english fork or any of the goatees

kinda appreciate the flat top haircut paired with the flat bottom goatee. makes the face look ~cinematic~

― for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 22:53 (six years ago)

FoE fork but it's a tough call.

― brokenshire (jed_), Wednesday, November 7, 2018 2:40 PM (thirteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm going with the fork

― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 22:54 (six years ago)

lip goatee
there are a lot of terrible choices but lip goatee looks like he is drooling blood only instead of blood it's hair

― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 23:12 (six years ago)

long van dyke with exposed chin

we don't want to see your chin, man, cover that thing up

― Brad C., Wednesday, 7 November 2018 23:28 (six years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Thursday, 8 November 2018 00:01 (six years ago)

Beards without moustaches weird me the fuck out. Why is it only strange evangelical older men have them?

― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 8 November 2018 02:54 (six years ago)

old southern colonel

― ciderpress, Thursday, 8 November 2018 02:59 (six years ago)

Sec'y Murray was obviously stacking the deck with his choice of models for e.g. the Old Dutch. If your facial features already look like they are slowly sinking to the bottom of a wooden bucket, wear a beard that does not resemble a wooden bucket.

― mick signals, Thursday, 8 November 2018 03:54 (six years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Friday, 9 November 2018 00:01 (six years ago)

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