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Paying with a $10 and getting change for a $20

― calstars, Monday, 12 November 2018 19:18 (seven years ago)

the niece

― unproven (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 00:16 (seven years ago)

That time one of the kids who used to bully me at school got his head stuck under a toilet cubicle door.

― Chequers Plays Pop (snoball), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 00:24 (seven years ago)

(the door jammed while he was in the cubicle and he tried to get out by crawling under the door but underestimated the size of his head)

― Chequers Plays Pop (snoball), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 00:25 (seven years ago)

That time one of the kids who used to bully me at school had a heart attack while SCUBA diving and drowned.

― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 06:00 (seven years ago)

^ take no prisoners

― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 06:39 (seven years ago)

That time one of the kids who used to bully me at school, Alexander Fleming, discovered penicillin

― coetzee.cx (wins), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 10:32 (seven years ago)

Was it growing on the floor of the toilet cubicle under the door of which his head was stuck? (is the name of my dog, officer)

― Chequers Plays Pop (snoball), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 10:41 (seven years ago)

(PS would not like to suck on some of that)

― Chequers Plays Pop (snoball), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 10:41 (seven years ago)

(even if it does cure gonorrhoea in four hours)

― Chequers Plays Pop (snoball), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 10:43 (seven years ago)

being born in the last century or so

― ogmor, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 10:48 (seven years ago)

Being born cis white male in the last century.

― Chequers Plays Pop (snoball), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 10:51 (seven years ago)


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