a thread for when you’re not at the bar
― calstars, Saturday, 24 November 2018 23:02 (six years ago)
are you gonna start a thread for every permutation of bar life, even non-bar life
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 24 November 2018 23:08 (six years ago)
what are all these kids doing not at the bar?
― rip van wanko, Saturday, 24 November 2018 23:11 (six years ago)
don't listen to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8Zc85dtBjI
― mookieproof, Saturday, 24 November 2018 23:19 (six years ago)
wish i was at a bar
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 24 November 2018 23:55 (six years ago)
I'm about to go to the bar
― I want to change my display name (dan m), Saturday, 24 November 2018 23:56 (six years ago)
you should let us know how it goes...but not in this thread of course
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 24 November 2018 23:57 (six years ago)
home from the bar
― old yeller-at-clouds (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 November 2018 00:11 (six years ago)
welcome home
― rip van wanko, Sunday, 25 November 2018 00:13 (six years ago)
tks the cocktails were asian inspired some had wasabe i had mixed feelings about this mixology
― old yeller-at-clouds (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 November 2018 00:15 (six years ago)
I'm always not at the bar -- fuckin' dry county.
― WmC, Sunday, 25 November 2018 02:23 (six years ago)
The park is the new bar I guess
― calstars, Friday, 20 March 2020 22:33 (five years ago)
Heard something on the radio today about German kids having corona parties in the park
― I can't pay no doctor bill, but Whitey's on the McAloon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 March 2020 22:34 (five years ago)
Have people organized neo-speakeasies yet?
― Life is a banquet and my invitation was lost in the mail (j.lu), Saturday, 21 March 2020 00:13 (five years ago)
I’m certain that they have. You can order unlimited takeout booze and it’s not as if the cops are checking houses for headcount
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 21 March 2020 02:11 (five years ago)
(Yet)
Oh, that's just a party.
― Life is a banquet and my invitation was lost in the mail (j.lu), Saturday, 21 March 2020 03:21 (five years ago)
I only know one guy who has ordered cocktails delivered to his house so far, but he didn't mention whether the container had a "not for resale" sticker on it.
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 21 March 2020 04:02 (five years ago)
I ordered booze from Postmates and they had to scan my license
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 21 March 2020 04:30 (five years ago)
I’m my own bartender todayThis sucksF corona
― calstars, Sunday, 22 March 2020 20:44 (five years ago)
Drinking a martini (dangerously good, if I do say so myself), at home.
― Life is a banquet and my invitation was lost in the mail (j.lu), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:54 (five years ago)
I just made my wife a Boulevardier. I love that drink.
― Why, I would make a fantastic Nero! (PBKR), Thursday, 26 March 2020 22:10 (five years ago)
A rabbi, a priest, the coronavirus, and Olivia Newton-John walk into a bar. The bartender says "hey, get Olivia Newton-John out of here, I don't particularly care for her music." The rabbi says "hey, don't talk to Olivia Newton-John that way." The priest says "I agree with the rabbi." And the coronavirus goes "hissssssss" and flies into the bartender's lungs and infects him. The bartender dies twelve days later and Olivia Newton-John is still in the bar, is unbelievably intoxicated, and has written a new music album called Olivia's New-ton Music Album.
― the burrito that defined a generation, Thursday, 26 March 2020 22:17 (five years ago)
my alcohol intake has plummeted. i'll be curious to see how much my overall health improves.
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 26 March 2020 22:46 (five years ago)
A thermos of Jameson
― calstars, Friday, 3 April 2020 22:21 (five years ago)
Saddest thread on ILX.
― Publius Covidius Naso (pomenitul), Friday, 3 April 2020 22:26 (five years ago)
ordered a six pack of Victory Golden Monkey delivered to my house.
gonna see if I can drink em in an hour
― narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Saturday, 4 April 2020 00:21 (five years ago)
Best of luck to you N
― system of a lockdown (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 4 April 2020 00:31 (five years ago)
6 pack in an hour is a more than a power hour! dr fauci does not recommend this
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Saturday, 4 April 2020 00:34 (five years ago)
omg power hours. taking me back a decade
― narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Saturday, 4 April 2020 00:37 (five years ago)
I've never had a drink alone, bought a box of wine at the grocery store today. A whoooooooole new world
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 4 April 2020 00:38 (five years ago)
i hate drinking alone.
― narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Saturday, 4 April 2020 00:38 (five years ago)
takes me back to the time when i could remember more things, and words didn't mysteriously drop out of my typed sentences
which really takes me back to the double-power half-hour, which is where this mess started
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Saturday, 4 April 2020 00:38 (five years ago)
I not only didn't finish the sixer in an hour, I'm just finishing the second
― narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Saturday, 4 April 2020 01:39 (five years ago)
Easy skankin’
― calstars, Saturday, 4 April 2020 02:01 (five years ago)
Golden Monkey is not a great beer for glug-glug approach.
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 4 April 2020 02:05 (five years ago)
I am having a “Terpy Simcoe”
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 4 April 2020 02:06 (five years ago)
hahah what the heck is that exactly
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 4 April 2020 02:07 (five years ago)
Trois Pistoles checking in.
― Publius Covidius Naso (pomenitul), Saturday, 4 April 2020 02:08 (five years ago)
y’all this haze is thick
― budo jeru, Saturday, 4 April 2020 02:12 (five years ago)
hmm the elation that usually comes with drunkenness has instead been replaced by me going to very dark places with people
remembering why I don't drink alone
― narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Saturday, 4 April 2020 02:22 (five years ago)
might as well keep going
― narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Saturday, 4 April 2020 02:24 (five years ago)
yo i’m here
― budo jeru, Saturday, 4 April 2020 02:25 (five years ago)
to the slack I say
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 4 April 2020 02:33 (five years ago)
I def have out of work bartender friends doing the neo-speakeasy thing, but I’m pretty sure it’s mostly gonna be service industry people passing their savings around to each other
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Saturday, 4 April 2020 02:37 (five years ago)
how do i slack
― budo jeru, Saturday, 4 April 2020 02:49 (five years ago)
Here you go:
https://join.slack.com/t/poxyfule/shared_invite/zt-csm19k0n-P_w0mauC3_sXUXus~TI0mw
― Publius Covidius Naso (pomenitul), Saturday, 4 April 2020 02:50 (five years ago)
also what is slack
― budo jeru, Saturday, 4 April 2020 02:51 (five years ago)
i learn thru experience
― budo jeru, Saturday, 4 April 2020 02:52 (five years ago)
A six pack in the park
― calstars, Saturday, 4 April 2020 17:18 (five years ago)
i went to some dark places last night (fortunately none captured here)
think I'm done w/ drinking for the near future cos it's been the same result 3 weeks in a row.
― narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Saturday, 4 April 2020 17:22 (five years ago)
― calstars, Saturday, 4 April 2020 18:48 (five years ago)
Putting away a six pack of 5.5s like it’s no ting
― calstars, Sunday, 12 April 2020 19:26 (five years ago)
I have weirdly stopped drinking alcohol entirely this last two weeks. no real reason I can think of, there is beer and wine in the cupboard, I just have no desire to drink them at all. not that I was a big drinker before, but I would have one small one most nights.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 12 April 2020 19:28 (five years ago)
I miss dumb ass bars
― calstars, Friday, 15 May 2020 02:32 (five years ago)
could be singing karaoke right now but covid
― very avant-garde (Variablearea), Saturday, 16 May 2020 03:43 (five years ago)
My drinking has tapered off to almost nothing in the past several years but RIP anyway
― Louder Than Bach's Bottom (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 16 May 2020 03:59 (five years ago)
man i miss barhopping, going from shithole to shithole, ordering cheap and standing around
― calstars, Saturday, 8 August 2020 04:06 (four years ago)
40 years later, I can solve a rubik's cube
thank you pandemic
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 12 December 2020 00:15 (four years ago)
wow!!
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 12 December 2020 00:17 (four years ago)
this manuscript, otoh, and a decent paella...vaccine might beat me there
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 12 December 2020 00:28 (four years ago)
I am also getting worse at reading in general
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 12 December 2020 00:29 (four years ago)
Several drinks deep into ilx zoom is the new bar
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Saturday, 12 December 2020 00:33 (four years ago)
At the bar
― calstars, Saturday, 12 December 2020 01:26 (four years ago)
At my personal bar (I'm not saying I'm repressed, I just don't want to explain to my mother why I have a Dan Lacey male nude and a Below the Sea lobby card hanging over my liquor cabinet)
― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Saturday, 12 December 2020 03:05 (four years ago)
lol Moodles
― howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Saturday, 12 December 2020 03:06 (four years ago)
Room temperature heineken
― calstars, Saturday, 26 December 2020 04:02 (four years ago)
bah (bah-bah bah)Bah (bah-bah-bah)bah (bah-bah-bah)bah (bah-bah-bah)
Not at the bar
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 December 2020 04:03 (four years ago)
http://www.imissmybar.com
― mookieproof, Thursday, 11 February 2021 16:22 (four years ago)
Sad sigh
― Mommas, don't let your scampoes grow up to be bacon fries (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 February 2021 16:23 (four years ago)
Brilliant
― calstars, Thursday, 11 February 2021 17:02 (four years ago)
Wide awake, drunk, and horny is no way to go through life.
― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Friday, 19 February 2021 02:58 (four years ago)
Savin some ducats 2nite, home solo mish
― calstars, Saturday, 1 May 2021 02:38 (four years ago)
Drinkin' at home; dreamin' of my favorite bar. (If Facebook is to be believed, my favorite bartender is working with his band.)
― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Saturday, 1 May 2021 02:41 (four years ago)
Bought a cup of ice and a lemon so I can have Crown on the rocks with a twist tonight, reliving ages 18-20, minus shooting 151 (which would probably kill me).
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 1 May 2021 03:10 (four years ago)