What are you doing with your life?

holidays, food, drink, cuddles

cuddles are v nice, granted

contemplation, mostly.

mainly wasting it away and honestly have no clue, but aspire to pay off my student loans!

Paying off student loans is a goal instilled to many of us with no charge! (except the charge)

no clue

Life is precious and I have no clue why

95% no clue, 5% tacos

Bits of several of these options depending on circumstances but I guess clueless is closest answer

a long-term goal i have is to survive long enough to be able to freak out younger people in various ways. like "who is that old guy who has been playing the low-E on a bass saxophone, and ONLY the low-E on a bass saxophone, for over 6 hours today?" - "oh, that's old man karl malone. he just does that", etc

wkiw old man karl malone <3

damn, goals

Kids>wife>other family>libations n’ sensations>music>photography

fuck, man

why you gotta be asking

Thread reminds me of my favorite line in Mandy:

"You have a death wish."
".....................I don't wanna TALK about that right now!"

Little column 'clueless', little column 'wasting'.

Feel like 'sweet release' is a ringer that implicitly applies to every other option.

life is precious, trying to make the most of it in my own feeble way, but any stress or bad news makes me pray for death atm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7xMa-B5E5s

fuck, man

why you gotta be asking

― j., Tuesday, December 4, 2018 10:01 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Precisely (because)

Bonus points for Tom D. linking Scott Walker obv

Any poll with shruggy man option is a foregone conclusion.

Life is precious and I have no clue why

― days of being riled (zchyrs), Tuesday, December 4, 2018 2:48 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://media.giphy.com/media/1bjyD5RJCJhQc/giphy.gif

Hope that clears things up.

just livin', man

lol odenkirk is so great

voted ‘other’: posting

U forgot a very important prefix, starts with an s

i want to do this one

Career, bank account, house, kids and all those things (the 'Trainspotting intro' choice)

but i am doing something like this one

Wasting it away bcz what does it all mean lol also lol ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

except anxious all the time instead of shrugging

I've just put a £150 deposit on a black lab puppy for sale on Pets4Homes that I've not even seen yet and am now £1500 overdrawn again, but fuck money!

first option, I suppose.

I've obviously heard the phrase "sweet release of death" many times before now but I just this moment found myself thinking "maybe dying is like cumming really good"

i hear it is

as long as you are fucked to death

there’s a reason the french call orgasming ‘the little death’

I can recall Dennis Cooper describing a character cumming and being murdered at the same time, in Frisk I think. It seemed like a bad option to me at the time!

probably better than being murdered while not cumming tho tbf

lol!

looks like he shot......*dons sunglasses*.....etc

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all of the above isnt rly conteadictory

in this life, you can only choose one of two paths. the first path leads north down into the foggy woods. it's cold down there, and wet. it's dark under the canopy, even during the day. and people keep getting lost out there, especially at night.

the second path is the one you're already on. if you don't take the dangerous path into the woods, you'll continue on like you have been. so please, just don't go down that path.

Can I save first and then try the first path?

path 0 logical error

> attack first path with nunchucks

Chose "other" because it's a combination of living-it-to-the-fullest (whenever possible) and waiting-to-die (especially now that mystery middle-aged-guy pains have begun to set in).

trying out various fragrances

especially now that mystery middle-aged-guy pains have begun to set in

Yeah those are...fun.

i just fell in love so i extremely don’t want to die

otherwise have no idea what i’m doing but i’m trying my best every day and in the event that it sucks at least there’s a 90 percent probability that i’m stoned during it so how bad could it be

Sweet

the first path leads north down into the foggy woods

Dante Alighieri to thread.

watching Dual Survival

i'm here to fuck and get that money

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Iirc there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run you die. Alone, naked, and afraid. Happy new year.