Ice-TJose CansecoCherLiam Gallagher
― frogbs, Thursday, 10 January 2019 18:37 (six years ago)
Cher is the only one imo that is unexpected
― flappy bird, Thursday, 10 January 2019 18:41 (six years ago)
i've heard about Canseco over the years and never bothered to look but I just did and omg it's amazing
― rip van wanko, Thursday, 10 January 2019 18:45 (six years ago)
I TROLLED JOSE CANSECO
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 10 January 2019 18:48 (six years ago)
Sometimes I believe I was a lycanthrope in a future life— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) July 24, 2018
― omar little, Thursday, 10 January 2019 18:51 (six years ago)
Van Dyke Parks
― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 10 January 2019 19:10 (six years ago)
In a world with no Dennis Rodman there would be no piece in Korea .think about it #nobleprizefortheworm— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 27, 2018
― jmm, Thursday, 10 January 2019 19:17 (six years ago)
The Croz
― the word dog doesn't bark (anagram), Thursday, 10 January 2019 19:21 (six years ago)
Van Dyke Parks, not unexpected. This is going to be one of those threads with like 10 max solid examples.
― flappy bird, Thursday, 10 January 2019 19:24 (six years ago)
Crosby? Come on. He was made for Twitter.
― flappy bird, Thursday, 10 January 2019 19:25 (six years ago)
Woke Canseco vs Woke Axl Rose
― louise ck (milo z), Thursday, 10 January 2019 19:27 (six years ago)
It's not his personality that makes his greatness at Twitter so unexpected, it's his age. People in their late 70s are not generally known for their facility with social media.
― the word dog doesn't bark (anagram), Thursday, 10 January 2019 19:48 (six years ago)
Robert Earnshaw
― Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 10 January 2019 19:54 (six years ago)
Since we sent robots to Mars before sending humans,isn’t it possible that the first extraterrestrials that we encounter on earth could not be the aliens themselves, but might be their technology instead?— Robert Earnshaw (@RobertEarnshaw) September 4, 2018
this was pretty good.
― calzino, Thursday, 10 January 2019 19:56 (six years ago)
that doesn't make him unexpectedly great at twitter. all he has to figure out is how to send a tweet. plenty of 70+ rockstars on twitter that know how to use it but are just boring. his candor on there isn't different than at any other point in his career. again, Cher is the only solid example itt.
― flappy bird, Thursday, 10 January 2019 19:56 (six years ago)
yeah I think with Ice and LG the only unexpectedness is how much time they're prepared to fritter away on it. their content is relentlessly on brand
― Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 10 January 2019 20:00 (six years ago)
what about "robert earnshaw" tho xp
― rip van wanko, Thursday, 10 January 2019 20:03 (six years ago)
his machine gun goal celebration was legendary.
― calzino, Thursday, 10 January 2019 20:08 (six years ago)
Chrissy TeigenSusan Powter
― Josefa, Thursday, 10 January 2019 23:47 (six years ago)
Chrissy Teigen I thought about, but yes. Absolutely fits.
Al Roker is so hilariously petty and obsessed with his haters.
― flappy bird, Friday, 11 January 2019 04:50 (six years ago)
i can’t think of any that are good, unexpectedly or not
― flopson, Friday, 11 January 2019 05:01 (six years ago)
ice t seems good when you see the funniest shit getting RTd into your feed, but then you follow him and those are like 1/1000
― flopson, Friday, 11 January 2019 05:02 (six years ago)
Ice is terrible at twitter, which is very occasionally amusing he’s probably the best 61-year-old video game obsessive on twitter though
― sans lep (sic), Friday, 11 January 2019 07:43 (six years ago)
James Blunt
― the word dog doesn't bark (anagram), Friday, 11 January 2019 07:44 (six years ago)
Robyn Hitchcock
― Mark G, Friday, 11 January 2019 08:02 (six years ago)
Luther Campbell is grammatically hopeless but can be funny in an original way. Too bad he tweets predominately about sports.
― Josefa, Friday, 11 January 2019 12:50 (six years ago)
I judge Cher to be no more or less solid at twitter than icet
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 11 January 2019 13:00 (six years ago)
I also just wanted to type that post and check straight after that I typed it
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 11 January 2019 13:02 (six years ago)
Ruth Buzzi is quite good. Lots of old-school quips, but well-executed ones. We tend not to expect octogenarians to be witty but really there's no reason they can't be.
― Josefa, Friday, 11 January 2019 13:09 (six years ago)
Neville Southall
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 11 January 2019 13:15 (six years ago)
He's no Neville Southall.
― Never Turn Your Back On Virginia Woolf (Tom D.), Friday, 11 January 2019 13:17 (six years ago)
oops!
Is Craig Bellamy any good?
― Never Turn Your Back On Virginia Woolf (Tom D.), Friday, 11 January 2019 13:18 (six years ago)
I heard he has some cracking bantz about beating up children!
seeing as celebz are bad and twitter is bad - there won't any real winners in this thread.
― calzino, Friday, 11 January 2019 13:21 (six years ago)
Hey, he's just picking on someone his own size.
― Never Turn Your Back On Virginia Woolf (Tom D.), Friday, 11 January 2019 13:24 (six years ago)
lol!
― calzino, Friday, 11 January 2019 13:25 (six years ago)
John Tesh almost exclusively posts tips about health and saving money and such. Definitely worse uses of Twitter out there.
― Chris L, Friday, 11 January 2019 14:55 (six years ago)
Chrissy Teigen is the only one that is consistently funny/witty for a non-comedic celebrity.
― Yerac, Friday, 11 January 2019 14:59 (six years ago)
I subtract points for all the Huffpost pieces her tweets have birthed
― We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Friday, 11 January 2019 15:22 (six years ago)
I had know idea who she was until people I follow retweeted her. She is great.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 11 January 2019 15:24 (six years ago)
I just looked at Huffpo because I was wondering why I never, ever look at it. The layout is still terrible.
― Yerac, Friday, 11 January 2019 15:36 (six years ago)
jason isbell is good at twitter
― harvey wall/barrier (voodoo chili), Friday, 11 January 2019 16:07 (six years ago)
yep. pretty sure he's the most famous non-politics person I follow
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Friday, 11 January 2019 16:17 (six years ago)
I remember Val Kilmer being great but it’s mostky promotional stuff now.
― JoeStork, Friday, 11 January 2019 17:10 (six years ago)
Once 50 Cent gave me a red muscle car because I loved my 69 GTO. Inside th trunk said #GUNIT and was FILLED w/amps and subwoofers. I wept.— Val Kilmer (@valkilmer) January 29, 2017
― JoeStork, Friday, 11 January 2019 17:13 (six years ago)
val kilmer used to use the hashtag #VALIBU a lot which was cool
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, 11 January 2019 17:19 (six years ago)
Val Kilmer fits, I don't remember him being insane in the 90s/early 00s
Tony Hawk would fit but his TL is mostly run of the mill, this is awesome though:
TSA agent (checking my ID): "Hawk, like that skateboarder Tony Hawk!"Me: exactlyHer: "Cool, I wonder what he's up to these days"Me: this— Tony Hawk (@tonyhawk) March 21, 2017
― flappy bird, Friday, 11 January 2019 17:32 (six years ago)
(Not Twitter, but) Kate Beckinsale is good at Instagram
Kate Beckinsale’s Instagram is extremely underrated pic.twitter.com/wLIHBjTypD— jon (@prasejeebus) December 28, 2018
― jaymc, Friday, 11 January 2019 17:33 (six years ago)
that's a good one. Martin Scorsese has an instagram just for his dog.
― flappy bird, Friday, 11 January 2019 17:35 (six years ago)
I have a vague connection to Liam and he's... not a great person. Don't encourage him!
Cher is the best tho, I <3 this dad joke
🚽Says "his administration is running like a fine tuned machine".Yes....a Garbage Disposal— Cher (@cher) February 17, 2017
― Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 11 January 2019 17:43 (six years ago)
yoko ono
― flopson, Friday, 11 January 2019 17:46 (six years ago)
not unexpected
― flappy bird, Friday, 11 January 2019 17:48 (six years ago)
Okay wait, is 'Liam Gallagher is not a great person' news? He's Liam Gallagher!
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 11 January 2019 17:55 (six years ago)
He's sort of transitioned from "unlikeable twat" to "lovable rogue" lately, at least in some press coverage.
I once asked the person who knows him if he had any redeemable qualities, and he said "That Liam's not in the room with us right now, but that's it"
― Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 11 January 2019 19:22 (six years ago)
you probably think Dennis Haskins is too old and lame to know how to wish his followers a Happy Thanksgiving
well guess what? if you thought that, you'd be WRONG
pic.twitter.com/zozjFuDJNI— Dennis Haskins (@mrbelding) November 22, 2018
― del griffith, Friday, 11 January 2019 19:46 (six years ago)
Celebrities who are insufferable on twitter:
Dan Rather
― flappy bird, Friday, 11 January 2019 19:48 (six years ago)
He's every lefty's concerned gramps over on FB too.
― Infidels, Like Dylan In The Eighties (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 11 January 2019 20:12 (six years ago)
TAN MOM
― kurt schwitterz, Friday, 11 January 2019 20:18 (six years ago)
TRUE tbf I expect any wack packer to be good at twitter. Eric's was the best
― flappy bird, Friday, 11 January 2019 22:01 (six years ago)
Ryley Walker
― Evan, Friday, 11 January 2019 22:04 (six years ago)
Oh wait, I'm not sure how to gauge whether it's "unexpected" unless they're really old or something
― Evan, Friday, 11 January 2019 22:05 (six years ago)
Ryley Walker works, I didn't know he was a musician until like a week ago, thought he was just a poster. so yes, we got one
― flappy bird, Friday, 11 January 2019 22:06 (six years ago)
Reminded me of people being confused about John D's twitter, I remember him reposting or retweeting a lot of stuff along the lines of "wait... mountain goats makes music?"
― flappy bird, Friday, 11 January 2019 22:07 (six years ago)
not a celebrity but the government's official account for consumer product safety is uh....really weird
https://twitter.com/uscpsc/
― frogbs, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 15:26 (five years ago)
Nice. Someone w/ limited skills really likes photoshop.
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 15:45 (five years ago)
ha ha this is like when the Hollywood Handbook boys read the train safety ads
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 16:04 (five years ago)