https://i.imgur.com/bk10hPg.png
i have nothing to add at this point except that ad age has revealed that mark zuckerberg's penis is 0 inches long
― Karl Malone, Monday, 14 January 2019 03:49 (six years ago)
such rank antisemitism from that illustrator
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Monday, 14 January 2019 04:01 (six years ago)
facebook
― flappy bird, Monday, 14 January 2019 04:12 (six years ago)
Asking... uh, for a friend. Who would you rather work for?— Vanessa Harris š§āāļø (@technologypoet) January 23, 2019
― anvil, Thursday, 24 January 2019 07:42 (six years ago)
Results right now
60% Microsoft29% Google09% Amazon02% Facebook
10,454 votes ⢠20 hours left
It's still weird to me that Microsoft has somehow become the least bad tech giant
― silverfish, Thursday, 24 January 2019 14:56 (six years ago)
umm
https://external-preview.redd.it/dveHds4iU_cxF_O0har6bSaBpzVmCaX5PubVQD9cT0M.jpg?width=1024&auto=webp&s=09e93e38c5776c872d57eec6afb09c87a77bad3e
― āI'm the sexy gorilla and I'm going to hellā (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 24 January 2019 15:57 (six years ago)
(from https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/twitter-ceo-jack-dorsey-rolling-stone-interview-782298/)
just two normal non-robots having a normal non-robot interaction, nbd
― āI'm the sexy gorilla and I'm going to hellā (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 24 January 2019 15:59 (six years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/w1DSU7u.png
not nice
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 21:51 (six years ago)
NOOOO
just before i took that screenshot, the ad was for an Amazon Echo, Kids edition, with the price listed as $69.99 $39.99
it was going to be so funny
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 21:52 (six years ago)
Amazon dropship releasing drones as the singularity approaches pic.twitter.com/Kv3ZGBanop— Rupert Myers (@RupertMyers) April 2, 2019
― global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 17:43 (six years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CiCOIGXWkAQ_u6s.jpg
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 02:15 (six years ago)
Facebook's latest decision on how to handle repeatedly being reprimanded and sued for violating election law in Washington: accept and run multiple ads from some candidates and reject all ads from other candidates. Seems untroublesome for sure.
― blokes you can't rust (sic), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 07:13 (six years ago)
meanwhile at twitter, jack dorsey misplaces his tea cosy
https://tedconfblog.files.wordpress.com/2019/04/ted2019_20190416_2rl2549.jpg?w=900&h=600
― what if bod was one of us (ledge), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 07:30 (six years ago)
Peter Dinklage pencilled in for the Fincher biopic
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 07:46 (six years ago)
xxp their response to being criticised for their lack of privacy policies is to ruin tons of bus shelter ad spaces with their weird propaganda type ads about how great they were. Those bus shelter spaces would literally be better off if used for abusive graffiti and ads for hair plugs.
― gyac, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 07:52 (six years ago)
This doesn't seem to have got much traction:
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2019/jun/19/google-alphabet-shareholder-meeting-protest-sexual-harassment
Hooray for responsible capitalism!
― The Pingularity (ledge), Thursday, 20 June 2019 07:38 (five years ago)
In response, the companies have made an interesting argument: Because they say they ban local political ads in Washington state, when they end up selling such ads they don't have to make disclosures about themābecause, after all, they say they ban them.Facebook and Google also claim that federal law makes them immune from Washington state's efforts to regulate its own elections.The still-unfolding PDC investigations of Facebook and Google should help reveal whether the agency has been persuaded by the tech giants' attempts to position themselves as beyond the reach of Washington state law.In the meantime, the local Facebook ads scroll on.
Facebook and Google also claim that federal law makes them immune from Washington state's efforts to regulate its own elections.
The still-unfolding PDC investigations of Facebook and Google should help reveal whether the agency has been persuaded by the tech giants' attempts to position themselves as beyond the reach of Washington state law.
In the meantime, the local Facebook ads scroll on.
https://www.thestranger.com/slog/2019/07/24/40834105/facebook-ads-are-creating-a-huge-problem-in-washington-state-elections
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 20:29 (five years ago)
Election advertising in Washington still illegal and also still "banned" by internal Google policy. In February, they served six million two hundred thousand election ads to a targeted 37% of the population of Spokane (over-45s), for a $4,665 outlay by one lobbying group. As in all cases over the last few years, they are refusing to disclose required information to either private requests or government regulators.
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 23:46 (five years ago)
^^ Charged with unknown number of multiple violations. The top fine is only $10,000 - last time the AG sued them, they just paid $238k in fuck-off money, and this time are saying that the law still doesn't apply to them because people can engage with a special analytical system on the ads so that Facebook will get more information about which are most effective, and use that to sell more illegal election ads with better targeting use the Facebook Ad Library Tool to find out... something or other
― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Monday, 7 October 2019 23:26 (five years ago)