Favorite garden hose setting?

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Let's keep it civil, please. Just a bit of fun.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Shower 11
Mist 5
Jet 4
Center 3
Cone 3
Flat 2
Soaker 2


calumy (rip van wanko), Monday, 28 January 2019 16:41 (six years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/bOHSbz3.jpg

calumy (rip van wanko), Monday, 28 January 2019 16:42 (six years ago)

shower is classic. flat is trash, what is that even used for?

call all destroyer, Monday, 28 January 2019 17:06 (six years ago)

I am super into flat. Soaker is the one that is trash.

Yerac, Monday, 28 January 2019 17:07 (six years ago)

center is the real trash imo.

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 28 January 2019 17:09 (six years ago)

yeah soaker is weird xp

calumy (rip van wanko), Monday, 28 January 2019 17:09 (six years ago)

Flat is good for pretending you have a pressure washer.

Yerac, Monday, 28 January 2019 17:11 (six years ago)

soaker is when you have a plant that you need to water the fuck out of. you hang the hose up in its branches and just let that water burble on down.

peace, man, Monday, 28 January 2019 17:12 (six years ago)

soaker is too violent for most plants and soil structure.

Yerac, Monday, 28 January 2019 17:14 (six years ago)

why isn't there a "stream" setting, just one non-aerated stream?

calumy (rip van wanko), Monday, 28 January 2019 17:17 (six years ago)

team mist

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 28 January 2019 17:19 (six years ago)

xpost you take the nozzle off.

Yerac, Monday, 28 January 2019 17:19 (six years ago)

violent? it's hanging up in the branches of a tree. we're talking way far away from the soil.

peace, man, Monday, 28 January 2019 17:23 (six years ago)

The globs of water are too big/heavy.

Yerac, Monday, 28 January 2019 17:24 (six years ago)

I mean, I'm not a horticulturalist. I just had to house-sit for this lady when I was younger and that was her technique for her lime trees. She had plenty of limes.

peace, man, Monday, 28 January 2019 17:32 (six years ago)

I would kill for any kind of fruiting tree. It was probably fine for an established tree. I've never had good luck with that setting.

Yerac, Monday, 28 January 2019 17:37 (six years ago)

SINE. This setting provides a narrow stream of water that features periodic oscillations of constant amplitude that float delightfully through the air.
MORSE. Flip on this setting to release water at short (dot) or long (dash) bursts through which you may communicate encoded messages to your friends and family.
SZECHUAN. Zest up your hose experience by introducing the hot and spicy flavors of the orient by enabling this delicious peppercorn-infused setting.
LAVENDER. Soothe yourself and your garden, car, or children alike with the calm, refreshing functionality of this setting's fragrant botanical oil essence.
ED HARDY by CHRISTIAN AUDIGIER®. Transform your front yard into an Austrian nightclub with this stylish setting for men to use while women are watching.
YENTL. Inspired by the 1983 movie of the same name, this setting changes the gender of the water stream in accordance with Talmudic law and also plays "Papa, Can You Hear Me?"
STIMUL8. Designed specifically to arouse genitals, erogenous zones, and all body parts dense with nerve endings, this setting makes you have an orgasm.

del griffith, Monday, 28 January 2019 18:23 (six years ago)

mist is just a great thing in general

brimstead, Monday, 28 January 2019 18:27 (six years ago)

Cone baby

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 January 2019 18:56 (six years ago)

I feel really vanilla saying this, but "shower".

peace, man, Monday, 28 January 2019 18:59 (six years ago)

This is one of the best polls in ILX history

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 28 January 2019 19:00 (six years ago)

team mist

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, January 28, 2019 9:19 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Norm’s Superego (silby), Monday, 28 January 2019 19:03 (six years ago)

love when there's a mister at the zoo or the amusement park or whatever, love mist

Norm’s Superego (silby), Monday, 28 January 2019 19:03 (six years ago)

I even love the misters in the produce cooler case

Norm’s Superego (silby), Monday, 28 January 2019 19:04 (six years ago)

just call me Mr. Mister

calumy (rip van wanko), Monday, 28 January 2019 19:06 (six years ago)

would buy del griffith's bombass party hose

calumy (rip van wanko), Monday, 28 January 2019 19:13 (six years ago)

Can't believe you left off 'thumb pressed over the nozzle end'.

See you later, I'm going to go take a look at this suicide robot. (Old Lunch), Monday, 28 January 2019 19:17 (six years ago)

been there, bro. been there. #courage

calumy (rip van wanko), Monday, 28 January 2019 19:37 (six years ago)

two weeks pass...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 00:01 (six years ago)

Because I never use a garden hose for the purpose of watering garden plants, but I sometimes use one to wash away bits of debris from outdoor surfaces, I voted Jet. I realize Jet would be rubbish for doing any kind of plant watering.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 00:27 (six years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVB114J-RS4

del griffith, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 00:49 (six years ago)

STIMUL8. Designed specifically to arouse genitals, erogenous zones, and all body parts dense with nerve endings, this setting makes you have an orgasm.

i am a big fan of this setting

dentyne ice, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 05:18 (six years ago)

flat has a robocop vibe

alomar lines, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 05:48 (six years ago)

i’m into it

alomar lines, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 05:49 (six years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Thursday, 14 February 2019 00:01 (six years ago)

fucking rockists

Yerac, Thursday, 14 February 2019 00:22 (six years ago)

Had I seen the dog video before voting, I would have gone "mist"

peace, man, Thursday, 14 February 2019 01:01 (six years ago)

Bought myself a pressure washer last summer and that is some next level hosing shit. I love it!!

tobo73, Thursday, 14 February 2019 02:34 (six years ago)

deems to thread. he covets a power washer with great intensity.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 14 February 2019 02:41 (six years ago)


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