Favorite garden hose setting?

https://i.imgur.com/bOHSbz3.jpg

shower is classic. flat is trash, what is that even used for?

I am super into flat. Soaker is the one that is trash.

center is the real trash imo.

yeah soaker is weird xp

Flat is good for pretending you have a pressure washer.

soaker is when you have a plant that you need to water the fuck out of. you hang the hose up in its branches and just let that water burble on down.

soaker is too violent for most plants and soil structure.

why isn't there a "stream" setting, just one non-aerated stream?

team mist

xpost you take the nozzle off.

violent? it's hanging up in the branches of a tree. we're talking way far away from the soil.

The globs of water are too big/heavy.

I mean, I'm not a horticulturalist. I just had to house-sit for this lady when I was younger and that was her technique for her lime trees. She had plenty of limes.

I would kill for any kind of fruiting tree. It was probably fine for an established tree. I've never had good luck with that setting.

SINE. This setting provides a narrow stream of water that features periodic oscillations of constant amplitude that float delightfully through the air.
MORSE. Flip on this setting to release water at short (dot) or long (dash) bursts through which you may communicate encoded messages to your friends and family.
SZECHUAN. Zest up your hose experience by introducing the hot and spicy flavors of the orient by enabling this delicious peppercorn-infused setting.
LAVENDER. Soothe yourself and your garden, car, or children alike with the calm, refreshing functionality of this setting's fragrant botanical oil essence.
ED HARDY by CHRISTIAN AUDIGIER®. Transform your front yard into an Austrian nightclub with this stylish setting for men to use while women are watching.
YENTL. Inspired by the 1983 movie of the same name, this setting changes the gender of the water stream in accordance with Talmudic law and also plays "Papa, Can You Hear Me?"
STIMUL8. Designed specifically to arouse genitals, erogenous zones, and all body parts dense with nerve endings, this setting makes you have an orgasm.

mist is just a great thing in general

Cone baby

I feel really vanilla saying this, but "shower".

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team mist

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, January 28, 2019 9:19 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

love when there's a mister at the zoo or the amusement park or whatever, love mist

I even love the misters in the produce cooler case

just call me Mr. Mister

would buy del griffith's bombass party hose

Can't believe you left off 'thumb pressed over the nozzle end'.

been there, bro. been there. #courage

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Because I never use a garden hose for the purpose of watering garden plants, but I sometimes use one to wash away bits of debris from outdoor surfaces, I voted Jet. I realize Jet would be rubbish for doing any kind of plant watering.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVB114J-RS4

STIMUL8. Designed specifically to arouse genitals, erogenous zones, and all body parts dense with nerve endings, this setting makes you have an orgasm.

i am a big fan of this setting

flat has a robocop vibe

i’m into it

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fucking rockists

Had I seen the dog video before voting, I would have gone "mist"

Bought myself a pressure washer last summer and that is some next level hosing shit. I love it!!

deems to thread. he covets a power washer with great intensity.