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rosy gals

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 03:15 (six years ago)

beefy boys

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 03:15 (six years ago)

rotund rubies

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 03:17 (six years ago)

bashful guy

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 03:17 (six years ago)

cowboy's bandana

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 03:23 (six years ago)

late-o 'mato

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 03:23 (six years ago)

Ruthie's angel babes

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 03:26 (six years ago)

grinch's hearts

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 03:28 (six years ago)

vermillies

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 03:31 (six years ago)

bite beggers

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 03:42 (six years ago)

latebloomers

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 03:43 (six years ago)

snack wagons

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 03:44 (six years ago)

cheek o' the cherubs

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 03:45 (six years ago)

ginger jolts

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 03:48 (six years ago)

cool but rudes

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 03:52 (six years ago)

why-they-yellows

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 03:54 (six years ago)

Loomers

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 03:55 (six years ago)

Pardon the intrusion, but a tomato does get named in this witty anecdote.

When I was a kid, my sister would take a cherry tomato, cut a slit in it, then squeeze the sides to make it talk.

"Hi! I'm Tommy Tomato! I can throw up my guts!" *squeeeeeeeze*

This was, bar none, the funniest thing I ever saw when I was 7. (And still is 50 years later.)

Carry on...

Hideous Lump, Thursday, 7 February 2019 04:01 (six years ago)

tom squeezes

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 04:08 (six years ago)

lumpy lads

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 04:08 (six years ago)

jersey hideous

Hideous Lump, Thursday, 7 February 2019 04:37 (six years ago)

bingo balls

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 05:12 (six years ago)

jelly jacks

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 05:17 (six years ago)

satan's pillow

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 05:17 (six years ago)

pepperjoys

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 05:19 (six years ago)

wrong answer dancer

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 05:19 (six years ago)

net lossies

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 05:23 (six years ago)

sweet caboose

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 05:23 (six years ago)

roosterbeard

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 05:24 (six years ago)

sleigh guiders

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 05:26 (six years ago)

rover magnet

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 05:34 (six years ago)

clifford's paw

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 05:43 (six years ago)

bunter's thumb

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 05:43 (six years ago)

dangling mans

say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 19:52 (six years ago)

humboldt's gifts

say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 19:52 (six years ago)

monks-in-the-suns

say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:17 (six years ago)

red badge o' courage enders

say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:18 (six years ago)

flaming 'moes

say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:20 (six years ago)

Fred

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:26 (six years ago)

tomi lahren

Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:27 (six years ago)

shy guy's surprise

say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:34 (six years ago)

Tomaxxon
Tomadyn

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:38 (six years ago)

nose o' ernies
nose o' berts

say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 22:27 (six years ago)

Drifter’s temptation

Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 7 February 2019 22:37 (six years ago)

Callitoffs

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 7 February 2019 22:47 (six years ago)

slot toppers

say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 22:51 (six years ago)

bozoberries

ILX Moderator: It's Like a Pressure Wash for Your Insides (WmC), Friday, 8 February 2019 02:57 (six years ago)

one year passes...

ballon de Pascals

The Beige of Dadz (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 23:33 (four years ago)

Boxers Bruises

scampo-phenique (WmC), Thursday, 5 November 2020 01:05 (four years ago)

pre pizzas

The Beige of Dadz (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 5 November 2020 01:08 (four years ago)

batphone berries

The Beige of Dadz (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 5 November 2020 01:11 (four years ago)

stop sign sublimes

The Beige of Dadz (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 5 November 2020 01:14 (four years ago)


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