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When you love something utterly disgusting so much that the guilt becomes part of the excitement engendered by the practice.
Smoking. Pork scratchings. McDonalds milkshake. This may have something to do with fetishisation, but what are your favourite enjoyably skanky things?

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 6 November 2002 09:41 (twenty-three years ago)

On the other hand, Petronius Arbiter (trans. Ben Jonson) thinks that we should be morally strong and give up sex for cuddles:

Doing, a filthy pleasure is, and short;
And done, we straight repent us of the sport:
Let us not rush blindly on unto it,
Like lustful beasts, that only know to do it:
For lust will languish, and that heat decay,
But thus, thus, keeping endless Holy-day,
Let us together closely lie, and kiss,
There is no labour, nor no shame in this;
This hath pleased, doth please and long will please; never
Can this decay, but is beginning ever.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 6 November 2002 09:42 (twenty-three years ago)

KFC, not taking my makeup off before I go to bed, lumpy gravy.

― Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 6 November 2002 11:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Lesbian piss parties.

― Udell, Wednesday, 6 November 2002 12:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Crosswords

― Tim (Tim), Wednesday, 6 November 2002 12:44 (twenty-three years ago)

What a nice poem. Was Petronius Classical or early Christian/Medieval?

― jon (jon), Wednesday, 6 November 2002 12:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Tim: It's not what the clues are, it's what you do with the spaces. Matron. I still have trauma from Friday.

Jon: Petronius is Roman. Those crazy Italians.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 6 November 2002 12:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Smoking in bed. Actually I sleep in my make-up too. I'm such a slattern.

― Anna (Anna), Wednesday, 6 November 2002 13:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Getting drunk.

― toraneko (toraneko), Wednesday, 6 November 2002 13:59 (twenty-three years ago)

* Going to bed with my makeup on makes me feel like a movie star.
* Not washing my hair in the morning sometimes and just taking a hot bath instead.
* Pulling my favorite socks back out of the dirty clothes basket because I miss wearing them.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 6 November 2002 14:05 (twenty-three years ago)

smokin weed, smokin weed, doin coke, drinkin beers, drinkin beers, beers, beers.

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 6 November 2002 14:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Malt Liquor

― brg30 (brg30), Thursday, 7 November 2002 00:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Pizza Hut pizza, not showering on weekends when i'm not going out of the house, going to bed without brushing my teeth (but i only do this rarely because i fear cavities)

― Maria (Maria), Thursday, 7 November 2002 00:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Hehe, going to bed without brushing my teeth was edited out of my first answer because I was afraid of being known as a scuzzmeister. It is so good to know I am not alone. For the record, I don't have a single filling.

― Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 7 November 2002 09:57 (twenty-three years ago)

do not wash away the taste of the day with the false and foreign taste of mint!

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 7 November 2002 10:16 (twenty-three years ago)

going to remotely populated areas w/ yummyfood, a thermos of espresso and a nice boy and having a sexnic

― hellbaby (hellbaby), Thursday, 7 November 2002 10:18 (twenty-three years ago)

http://a1footfetish.com/nedacrushf.jpg

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 7 November 2002 10:22 (twenty-three years ago)

sleeping with make up on isnt a dirty habit! its cool!

― gareth (gareth), Thursday, 7 November 2002 10:23 (twenty-three years ago)

It must be cool coz everyone on the TV wakes up with perfectly made up faces.......

― Plinky (Plinky), Thursday, 7 November 2002 10:27 (twenty-three years ago)

''Pizza Hut pizza''

have ordered a large pizza and just sit there eating it (and you can't stop because if you do the body metabolises it and then you can't eat so you just keep eating! that's the key point). but i haven't done that for a long time.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 7 November 2002 10:43 (twenty-three years ago)

It is my lifetime ambition to eat a family bucket of KFC in one go.

― Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 7 November 2002 10:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Pizza Hut pizza is indeed one of the filthiest of pleasures, even rivalling pig-fat milkshakes. Mmmm crispy deep-fried base with gooey cheese, engine-oil tomato sauce, and chunks of different BEASTS, all topped off with lardons of, well, lard. Cor. And you can have an Ice-Cream Factory dolphin-fat dessert with jelly babies and M'n'Ms afterwards.

Not in that filthy a mood at the moment though. What I've just written makes me want to eat celery, and that's just plain wrong.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 7 November 2002 10:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Madchen you are my hero. I'll be yr cheerleader if you want to make the record attempt in the public arena.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 7 November 2002 10:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Madchen I can't do that cheerleader stuff but I'll bring along some moist tissues for afterwards..

― Plinky (Plinky), Thursday, 7 November 2002 10:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Aw, I'm touched.

― Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 7 November 2002 11:17 (twenty-three years ago)

I had my suspicions.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 7 November 2002 11:22 (twenty-three years ago)

RJG, you suspected what - that Madchen would be touched, that I can't do Cheerleader stuff, that Madchen is Liz X's hero????

― Plinky (Plinky), Thursday, 7 November 2002 11:41 (twenty-three years ago)

it's john leslie, isn't it?

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 7 November 2002 11:45 (twenty-three years ago)

How'd you guess?

― Plinky (Plinky), Thursday, 7 November 2002 12:33 (twenty-three years ago)

but you like him to dress up as ronald mcdonald...

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 7 November 2002 12:52 (twenty-three years ago)

How did you get those pictures? I was sure I destroyed the film when we caught that bloke dangling from a tree outside the bedroom window.....

― Plinky (Plinky), Thursday, 7 November 2002 13:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Being on holiday. I do what I like, drink, spend (pretend foreign) money, eat myself stupid. The only problem with this is I always view the whole of December as a holiday, and put on a stone which I then have to lose in January.

― Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 7 November 2002 13:43 (twenty-three years ago)

I'll just take a plate of good nachos, thanks.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 7 November 2002 15:55 (twenty-three years ago)

I have feared looking at this thread at work all day. If only I had known it was so innocuous.

In the past where to be touched meant to be mental.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 7 November 2002 16:06 (twenty-three years ago)

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 7 November 2002 16:09 (twenty-three years ago)

N. is being mystic again. Is this good?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 7 November 2002 16:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Drinking too much, sleazy dancing, eating candy/chocolate for breakfast, sitting like a man.

― Genevieve, Thursday, 7 November 2002 16:10 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't have any filthy pleasures.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 7 November 2002 16:14 (twenty-three years ago)

I am not being mystic. I am quoting Morrissey to illuminate (I think) RJG's response to Madchen upthread, for the benefit of Plinky.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 7 November 2002 16:14 (twenty-three years ago)

I see that I did have one filthy pleasure: my one unexplained remark.

now I don't have any filthy pleasures.

I hope plinky appreciates it.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 7 November 2002 16:17 (twenty-three years ago)

I just ate an entire large pizza. I don't even feel guilty. Why snould I?

― Sean (Sean), Friday, 8 November 2002 03:58 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't think this is disgusting or bad or filthy but it probably fits the bill in some sense: I don't (hardly ever) use menstrualblood soaking-up devices overnight; I just bleed all over myself and the sheets, I like to wallow in the sticky metallic ooze

― spectra, Friday, 8 November 2002 04:07 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

does crunching up the pips of citrus fruit and swallowing them rather than spitting them out count?

― MarkH (MarkH), Saturday, 28 August 2004 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I would like to give Madchen a run for her money in the pigging out in KFC stakes. We should have a FAKFC in Glasgow.

― ailsa (ailsa), Saturday, 28 August 2004 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Sometimes I absolutely MUST have a Burger King milkshake. It must be vanilla, it must be large, and it MUST come from Burger King.

Also, since I started shaving my head, I don't have to worry about bedhead, so if I'm feeling REALLY lazy I'll sleep an extra 20 minutes and go to work without a shower. (I'm not one to get particularly odoriferous during the day.)

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Saturday, 28 August 2004 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Hardees Thickburgers.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 29 August 2004 13:31 (twenty-one years ago)

When you love something utterly disgusting so much that the guilt becomes part of the excitement engendered by the practice.

this, right here, sums up the universal appeal of white castle hamburgers.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 29 August 2004 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

thread needed more Garu G

― gershy, Sunday, 13 January 2008 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

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