My sister just phoned me at the office in hysterics laughing, she phoned my house and got my answer machine which has apparently been got at by gremlins, consequently I sound like a munchkin on helium. I swear only dogs and dolphins can actually make out what’s being said. She’s played it to her whole office who are going around doing impressions of my answer machine message!! Just felt the need to share, wish I could give out the number so you could all listen.
― Plinky (Plinky), Wednesday, 6 November 2002 16:48 (twenty-three years ago)