An awful shower altogether - vote for the worst member of the Irish diaspora

This is obviously non exhaustive but I was going for the absolute worst I could think of.

Not included: emigrants or citizens raised or living in Ireland.

Also not included: people like George Osborne who claim they’re Irish (but are actually Ascendancy).

Reagan and Blair had the most power. I am still directly affected by Reagan's misdeeds, so him.

Morrissey

He is indisputably a cunt but the Smiths were classic and does he have a body count

I was kind of joking but i'm not joking, i'm not gonna apply malecific calculus to this decision

Murdoch comes in close to the top for me, too.

whither lucky, of lucky charms breakfast cereal infamy

Piers Morgan tho

actually can i vote for the city of boston, massachusetts

michael flatley just wanted to bring the world together through the joy of dance, how dare u

Terrible men.

He is (not surprisingly) a racist:

Michael Flatley openly supports Mike "violent rapist" Tyson AND Gemma "the racist" O'Doherty. Yeah, the world's favourite Irish American doesn't like immigrants. The ignorance of this is bewildering yet fits his egocentric character. #noracists #immigrantswelcome pic.twitter.com/SS7T39JRou

— A ☁️Cloud☁️ On A String (@acloudonastring) January 13, 2019

ok so he wanted to bring some parts of the world together more than others, i'll give you that

funnyman Rory McGrath

morrissey's bad songs are worse than war i am not taking questions at this time

Aleister Crowley? What am I saying, he's better than this lot.

the moral arc of an ilx thread can be long, but it bends toward rory mcgrath

― mark s, Thursday, January 11, 2018 11:49 AM (one year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

crowley initiated the age of horus, what have these fuckers ever done

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51XFtDcCGQL._SX350_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

Citation needed for Crowley?

he definitely initiated the age of horus everyone knows that no citation needed

in my opinion the non-irish hitler was worse than the irish hitler

also he was barbara bush's dad

Just away to research Gaz Coombes's ancestry.

mcgrath for pronouncing it that way

would put james mcclean there too

Doesn't count, he's one of you lot, not a descendant.

it is quite amusing how the wiki page on English people of Irish descent is so padded out with shitty EFL journeymen, whose height of fame was their 2 ROI under 21's caps 10 years ago or their big move to PNE.

The radio station I have an occasional show on have news clippings by the door, one of them is their youngish female presenter reviewing a restaurant with Rory McG. Every time I pass it I think about how her fledgling media career has led to her basically being required to go on a date with a disheveled bore and convicted stalker 30 years her senior, maybe she doesn't see it like that, but it's still very creepy.

Let's not be picking on aging disheveled bores please

Doesn't count, he's one of you lot, not a descendant.

― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 19:43 (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

diaspora

This is obviously non exhaustive but I was going for the absolute worst I could think of.

Not included: emigrants or citizens raised or living in Ireland.

Also not included: people like George Osborne who claim they’re Irish (but are actually Ascendancy).

― gyac, Tuesday, May 7, 2019 11:46 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark

Ronald Reagan couldn't even finish his pint when he visited Ballyporeen. Scum. Subhuman scum.

What did James mcclean ever do to merit inclusion?

Also how does McGrath pronounce it? Is it a Jonathan Powell & his brother situation?

Harry Kane

declan rice

what did terry wogan do to merit non-inclusion

he is worse than bridget hitler

migratttthh

Xxp worst emigrants is a different poll

Wogan is an actual Irishman of the Duke of Wellington school

all of generation emigration

anyway it's Blair tho obv not irish

Daniel Day-Lewis lays it on a bit thick tbh

Couldn't decide, so I consulted my husband on this one. He says Bannon, so that's how I voted.

If the poll were asking to determine the most punchable, I wouldn't have hesitated a second before voting Hannity.

I voted for Brendan O’ Neill, as he really puts in the effort at being a cunt 100%, no distractions like making music or getting elected

if memory serves jim davidson's mum was irish.

ts: Blair vs Flatley for most diddley-eye shite

Blair:

Tony Blair has described his late mother as an “almost saintly woman” whose death changed his life forever. Blair’s mother Hazel Blair was raised in Co. Donegal and came from what he described as a ‘fiercely Protestant’ family.

Speaking about his Irish roots, Blair said that he loved going to Ireland every year and the family would usually stay at the Sandhouse Hotel in Rossnowlagh, near Ballyshannon.

He wrote, “At that beach I learned to swim in the freezing Atlantic Ocean. I had my first go at chasing girls, aged about 11. I was taught my first chords on the guitar. I drank my first Guinness.”

His father, Michael, came from Culfadda, Co. Sligo, and his mother Eilish from Co. Carlow. They left Ireland in 1947 for Chicago “with nothing, like most Irish people,” according to their son.

They worked hard at their construction business, through punishing summers and freezing winters.

“We worked seven days a week, including holidays, we didn't go on unemployment benefit but we made it,” Flatley told a conference in 2007. “We didn't bitch about the guy next door who was richer because he sold his house for more money and we didn't bitch about the guy down the street who might be poorer. That is the sign of the Irish spirit.”

Jim Davidson was on the wiki list.

funny little wormhole to go down is the bridget hitler one, and where all that nonsense about the scouse hitlers comes from. lolled at her son William Patrick Hitler failing to blackmail Hitler into giving him a top job in the reich, then writing an article entitled Why I hate My Uncle for Time magazine.

wayne rooney

Only if you've read Ulysses in its entirety.

late write-in for joyce tbrr

The obvious question is does being an engineer for an Irish railway make you Irish, especially if your surname is Greene?

― A is for (Aimless), Friday, May 31, 2019 11:32 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark

greene is an irish surname (can also be an english one, but that's fairly common)

part of my family are harleys, also a name that can be english, but they're irish catholics from donegal. some anglicization going on, as with greene I'm sure

grian (ag spalpadh)

I'm an O'Dowd with a dropped O, which was as far as my dad's anglicisation went, probably because despite him having an impressive skill set/experience in building and as a fitter, he wouldn't have stood a chance in the jobs market against someone without an O in front of their name in 60's/70's England.

#beannaithe i wasn't included in this poll

late write-in for joyce tbrr

― mark s, Friday, May 31, 2019 3:50 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fp btw

me too

If I did this again I’d leave out Murdoch and put in Ed Sheeran

all these ruses to protect brendan

he must be ok really cos he's loosely connected with ilm darlings stereolab.

ilm is spiked i will never delet

Claire Fox dodged a bullet here.

Yeah there’s loads of people I could have included here - she still wouldn’t have won though

I've only just found out that Paul "Guido Fawkes" Staines belongs on this list!

Indeed, worthy omission. He lives there I think.

his mum from a w/c Dublin background his dad an Indian immigrant and a sometime member of the Fabian Society. It was obv all the father's fault imo!

Interesting how many hideous right wing wankers in the UK have Irish (Catholic) ancestry, the Living Marxism/Spiked crew is riddled with them.

xp is his dad actually Indian cos he’s described as “anglo-Indian” and his name sounds British

(Just to be on the safe side I checked Dominic McKenzie Cummings - belongs in the Scottish wanker camp).

xp

aye possibly a lot more of the British Raj in him than Indian

Just read this thread back and it was some pretty funny work all round

Margaret Hilda Roberts was born on 13 October 1925, in Grantham, Lincolnshire.[5] Her parents were Alfred Roberts (1892–1970), from Northamptonshire, and Beatrice Ethel Stephenson (1888–1960), from Lincolnshire.[5][6] Her father's maternal grandmother, Catherine Sullivan, was born in County Kerry, Ireland.[7]

Sorry that’s too far back for her to count

Yeah not hanging this one on us

Anyway- kerry

Yeah not surprising Kerry

Lol

tbf Kerry is a very beautiful place but granted some or perhaps even quite a lot of the people are not reet!

I can remember walking past a Tralee Sinn Fein building in the 80's that had posters of Thatcher in a noose with a wanted: dead or alive banner plastered all over the windows. If only they knew she was one of their own!

Sorry that’s too far back for her to count

It's actually as far as back as Murdoch's ancestry I think?

The only ones that count for me are first and second generation candidates, all that ancestry.com nonsense doesn't mean that much at all. But this does conveniently segue with my own bullshit about determinedly not being English despite living here since 1973!

I simply renounce any nation that would have me as a member

Jimmy Carr should have in this poll.

even his Irish dad seems to think he's a twat. He wrote in his book that he moved from Limerick to Slough. His dad wasn't impressed with his bad Irish jokes and disparaging comments about Limerick and also he corrected that they in fact moved from Limerick to South Kensington, which is not Slough.

Yes it seems they had a fallout and he hasn't spoken to his dad in years - much to the the relief of the father I assume.

I hate our diaspora SO much. Obscuring actual discrimination in favour of sharing white suprematist talking points, couldn’t be me

I keep seeing these takes about Irish people “not counting” as white in U.S. history and honestly, there is nothing historical about such a claim. The Irish were included in the ‘white’ column of every colonial census going back to Stapleton’s Leeward Islands survey in the 1670s. pic.twitter.com/IViHErffA0

— Liam Hogan (@Limerick1914) May 10, 2023

Tom Brady?

He got two votes in the original poll

Yeah, I saw that, I found it surprising. Compared to most of the other people on the list, he's pretty innocuous.

Morgan McSweeney

... actually he isn't diaspora he's just a cunt.

Otm on both counts

yeah this fucker actually grew up in Ireland and he's a fucking cunt.

Sue Gray and Pat McFadden are diaspora scum though

McFadden's parents are from Falcarragh, I know quite a few people in Paisley/Glasgow with relatives from around there.

Watched an old episode of Batman: The Animated Series. A character surprised by the Joker says "great scott!" and the Joker replies "actually I'm Irish".

A man who finds the thought of crime to be “great craic”

Prompted me to try and discover where "Great Scott!" comes from. Results inconclusive.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Scott

in other news and unrelatedly it was in a wikipedia spiral today that i found out that the scott in kristin scott thomas is "of the antarctic'

ORNALDO BLOOMPS FOR IRISH PRESIDETN

https://www.rte.ie/entertainment/2025/0901/1531180-bloom-embraces-irish-roots-with-passport-application/