if this was a gun

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bang.

you would now be dead.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 6 November 2002 21:24 (twenty-three years ago)

and every citizen of the USA should be able to have that sort of power over everyone else.

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Wednesday, 6 November 2002 21:26 (twenty-three years ago)

don't change the subject.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 6 November 2002 21:40 (twenty-three years ago)

ok (grasps chest and keels over, blood dripping from between fingers)

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Wednesday, 6 November 2002 21:44 (twenty-three years ago)

now we can blame all the ills of our community on Aaron.

― felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 6 November 2002 21:46 (twenty-three years ago)

felicity, how come you're not dead?

you're dead.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 6 November 2002 21:49 (twenty-three years ago)

(I was every single googler with a dumb comment!)
(I was the only one in the world who knew the correct "work it" lyrics)
(I am haunting you from my grave, which has a laptop)

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Wednesday, 6 November 2002 21:49 (twenty-three years ago)

because that isn't a gun!

― felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 6 November 2002 21:56 (twenty-three years ago)

no. but if this was.

bang.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 6 November 2002 22:00 (twenty-three years ago)

(ok I'm dead now)

― felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 6 November 2002 22:05 (twenty-three years ago)

okay cowboy, put that finger away, time for bed..

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Wednesday, 6 November 2002 22:09 (twenty-three years ago)

(oh why the heck not dan perry to thread)

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Wednesday, 6 November 2002 22:10 (twenty-three years ago)

bang.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 6 November 2002 22:11 (twenty-three years ago)

if this was a gunbus..

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Wednesday, 6 November 2002 22:26 (twenty-three years ago)

bang. bang. bang.

oh.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 6 November 2002 22:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Defend yourselves, you pansies!

brrrr-at-tat-tat

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 6 November 2002 23:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Luckily I wore my bullet proof vest today.

― rainy (rainy), Wednesday, 6 November 2002 23:40 (twenty-three years ago)

(notice nabisco's subtle continuation of the b*ngb*s theme)

― ch. (synkro), Wednesday, 6 November 2002 23:48 (twenty-three years ago)

If this were a crossbow-

TWANGfffsssssshhhhhhhhhhh - PLUT!

I'd have missed you and hit that pumpkin on the shelf behind you.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 7 November 2002 12:01 (twenty-three years ago)

your bullet's can't harm me, my wings are like a shield of steel.

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 7 November 2002 12:10 (twenty-three years ago)

your bullet's can't harm me

fuck, look, i put an apostrophe in a plural. give me that gun. *BLAM*.

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 7 November 2002 12:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Batfink! I luv Batfink, do more Batfink.
Wish I knew HTML so I could make BEEP BEEP BEEP bold and go side to side....

― Plinky (Plinky), Thursday, 7 November 2002 12:36 (twenty-three years ago)

bang.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 7 November 2002 12:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Ha, you missed!

― Plinky (Plinky), Thursday, 7 November 2002 12:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't shoot Richard, for the love of God! Show some humanity ... please *breaks into racking sobs*

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 7 November 2002 12:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't shoot Richard, for the love of God!

no-one was threatening to shoot me! but. I'll spare you, anna--get out while you can.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 7 November 2002 12:47 (twenty-three years ago)

*runs, stumbling down stairs and clutching at front of dress into police cordon outside.*

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 7 November 2002 12:49 (twenty-three years ago)

gee, did batfink have any more famous line(')s?

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 7 November 2002 13:18 (twenty-three years ago)

I think it was just the one about bullets and the BEEEP BEEP thang.

― Plinky (Plinky), Thursday, 7 November 2002 13:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Paxies!

*crosses fingers*

― Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 7 November 2002 13:45 (twenty-three years ago)

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