Movie quotes that retroactively seem to be about Trump or his voters

"The normal question, the first question is always, "Are these cannibals?" No, they are not cannibals. Cannibalism in the true sense of the word implies an intraspecies activity. These creatures cannot be considered human. They prey on humans. They do not prey on each other; that's the difference. They attack and they feed only on warm human flesh. Intelligence? Seemingly little or no reasoning ability, but basic skills remain a more... remembered behaviours of ah, normal life. There are reports of these creatures using tools. But even these actions are the most primitive; the use of tools as bludgeons and so forth. I might point out that even animals will adopt the use of tools in this manner. These creatures are nothing but pure, motorized instinct. We must not be lulled by the concept that these are our family members or our friends. They are not. They will not respond to such emotions."

"forget it trump, it's trumptown"

just rename this board to i love trump already

xxpost So weird, I've always pictured Trump going out like Rhodes in Day of the Dead, spewing bile to the bitter end. 'CHOKE ON 'EM, CHOKE ON 'EM'

I am proud of you, my sons. Tonight you have learned the final and greatest truth of the Ninja: that ultimate mastering comes not from the body, but from the mind. Together, there is nothing your four minds cannot accomplish. Help each other, draw upon one another, and always remember the power that binds you. The same is what brought me here tonight, that which I gladly return with my final words: I love you all, my sons

FUCK! YOU! That's my name! You know why, mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an $80,000 BMW. That's my name! [to Shelley] And your name is "you're wanting". And you can't play in a man's game. You can't close them. [at a near whisper] Then go home and tell your wife your troubles. [to everyone again] Because only one thing counts in this life! Get them to sign on the line which is dotted! You hear me, you fuckin' faggots?

http://www.realnews24.com/watch-donald-trump-as-the-grinch-makes-for-one-hilarious-holiday-parody/
https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2018/08/30/if-you-ever-got-impeached-is-the-hilarious-wizard-of-oz-parody-you-didnt-know-you-needed/
https://www.bustle.com/articles/128731-donald-trump-as-darth-vader-is-so-spot-on-that-all-the-other-parodies-can-just-go
https://thoughtcatalog.com/jacob-geers/2017/01/this-donald-trump-parody-of-the-office-is-actually-fcking-hilarious/

Listen everyone. This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means this is our last chance. We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers, and dress like this. If we're going to survive as a species, this is our moment. So what do you all say? Are we going to be bees, or just Museum of Natural History key chains?

its not a movie but in 2011 They Might be Giants wrote a song called "When Will You Die?" which, if it was released today, would clearly be taken to be about Trump

Hey! Would you just stop it? Would you just hold on a minute? Look at you guys... fighting on the Malaka-Laka board! You should be ashamed of yourselves! Back in the driveway, we were nothing! Now we've risen to the highest level, but you're throwin' it all away! If you've forgotten what BASEketball means to America, you have only to look at this board - the Malaka-Laka Balance Board of Trust. Don't you see what we have here? A game where guys with bad backs and bad knees can... get together and compete on the same field as guys that are all goosed up on steroids. But more than anything, isn't this game about gettin' together with your friends and just havin' a good time? I remember. I remember a long time ago, I didn't have anybody. You guys took me in. I guess that's why it kills me to see you like this. If we can't be friends... then the heart and soul are out of this game. Certainly out of me. I know I'll never get that back again. We have sullied the waters of the Lagoon of Peace! I'm begging you, for the love of our Caribbean brothers, dudes, stop this madness!

https://i.imgur.com/TbDoQS7.jpg

not a movie (sorry!) but I find it hard to believe that Dahl didn't have a certain orange man in mind when he wrote this passage

https://i.imgur.com/TbDoQS7.jpg

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I did not know what achievements, what mockery, even what tortures still awaited me. I knew nothing, and I persisted in the faith that the time of cruel miracles was not past.

Technically not in the movie iirc, but fuck it.

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might have to start calling her Mrs. TRUMPbull from now on ha ha

Van Pelt: Any last words?
Alan Parrish: Jumanji.
Van Pelt: What?

(Van pelt is bad guy aka. trump, 'jumanji' = socialism)

mind=blown

You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

Die Generalität ist ein GeschMEIẞ des deutschen Volkes!
Sie ist ohne Ehre!
Sie nennen sich Generale, weil sie JAHRE an der Militärakademie zugebracht haben, nur um zu lernen, wie man Messer und Gabel hält.
Jahrelang hat das Militär meine Aktionen nur verhindert.
Es hat mir jeden nur erdenklichen WIDERSTAND in den Weg gelegt!
Ich hätte gut daran getan... vor Jahren alle höheren Offiziere liquidieren zu lassen, wie STALIN!
Ich war nie auf einer Akademie.
Und doch habe ich allein, allein auf mich gestellt, ganz Europa erobert Verräter...
VON ALLEM ANFANG AN BIN ICH SO VERRATEN UND BETROGEN WORDEN!
Es war ein ungeheuerer Verrat geübt am deutschen Volke!
Aber alle diese Verräter werden bezahlen MIT IHREM EIGENEN BLUT WERDEN SIE BEZAHLEN!
SIE WERDEN ERSAUFEN IN IHREM EIGENEN BLUT!

Catherine: Can I ask you a question? Why is it then whenever I tell a guy to put it wherever they want, they always stick it in my ass?

Malik: Damn.

Jake: That's way too much information for me, Catherine.

Catherine: Oh no Jake. Way too much information would be telling you that whenever they're done I always take a huge dump.

Malik: Shit.

Catherine: On their chest.

Malik: Oh, that is whack.

Not Another Trump Admin

Sandwich Customer: This cheese sandwich.

Gord Brody: What?

Sandwich Customer: It doesn't have enough cheese in it.

Gord Brody: Well... we can't have that, 'cause, you know, a cheese sandwich with no cheese, it's just... two pieces of bread, and you know what? I could LOSE MY JOB. I could lose ALL THIS.

[starts cramming all the cheese slices on the counter into the sandwich]

Gord Brody: So you can... have... all... the cheese... you want.

[throws the stack of cheese slices and bread at the customer]

Sandwich Customer: What the hell do you expect me to do with this?

Gord Brody: Well, I don't know. You could... SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUM-BUM.

[customer walks out disgusted]

Gord Brody: Yooou... can... put... the... cheeese... in... your... bum...

Lloyd Dobler: I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at the Gas n Sip on a Satruday night completely alone drinking beers with no women in sight?

Joe: By choice, man.