the jeffrey epstein memorial poll and conspiracy-mongering thread

Let's roll

To quote Antonin Artaud, he was suicided by society, just like Van Gogh.

Mood. pic.twitter.com/9rSn0Kn1KP

— Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) August 10, 2019

If he’d been allowed to live, he might have revealed that Bill Clinton may have committed sexual misconduct, which would have been truly damaging to the Clinton legacy.

Anyway, I voted for 'other': he's safe and sound, tucked away in a paradisiacal underground mansion, at a stone's throw from the earth's molten core.

No 12 ft lizard option - no credibility

Do I legitimately think he was whacked? Not really, I feel like people powerful enough to kill someone in federal custody could have made it look like a stroke or heart attack or something.

Do I think he definitely could have been whacked? Absolutely. Is it worth playing with to further highlight that he was bros with 50% of the last 4 Presidents and a ton of rich assholes. Also absolutely.

If he’d been allowed to live, he might have revealed that Bill Clinton may have committed sexual misconduct, which would have been truly damaging to the Clinton legacy.

I'm not one of those The Clintons Did It ppl but I hope we can all understand that what's alleged to have taken place on Epstein's place and elsewhere goes well beyond what Bill's been previously accused of

I think it's likely there was some intervention in his death.

Not only Clinton would've potentially been implicated in child trafficking,sex slavery and rape but also Dershowitz,Ehud Barak, Prince Andrew, and various influential figures in finance,business etc.

You know those murder mysteries where, as you read the first 40 pages, you discover that the corpse was at first thought to have committed suicide, but the circumstances arouse the suspicion of the canny detective (who is the hero of the book) and, upon investigation, the hero quickly finds at least a dozen people who had strong motives to murder the victim and all of them express open delight or relief in the victim's death? Yeah, this is kinda like that, am I right?

Epstein and Pac, jammin’ in Samoa.

one for the "grain of salt" files

https://nypost.com/2019/08/10/former-mcc-inmate-theres-no-way-jeffrey-epstein-killed-himself/

^ Premise of that article is that Epstein would not have been able to hang himself, stab himself, or bludgeon himself in that unit. It says nothing about, oh, let's say an overdose of fentanyl obtained from a guard for a small cash consideration.

Voted "other" — dude absolutely faked his suicide and was whisked to freedom.

Lol dudez

He hanged himself xp

as a supporter of the ‘what if his head just... did that’ explanation of jfk’s death, i believe we should give serious credence to the thought that epstein’s neck just... did that

People have spontaneous neck implosions every year, they’re just not widely reported

Of course...

Died of SUICIDE on 24/7 SUICIDE WATCH ? Yeah right! How does that happen#JefferyEpstein had information on Bill Clinton & now he’s dead

I see #TrumpBodyCount trending but we know who did this!

RT if you’re not Surprised#EpsteinSuicide #ClintonBodyCount #ClintonCrimeFamily pic.twitter.com/Y9tGAWaAxX

— Terrence K. Williams (@w_terrence) August 10, 2019

^^Retweeted by Yam.

I guess he's....not surprised

He also retweeted a post about Clinton's trips to the island.

I said this on the main politics thread, but his frothing desire to see the Clintons get theirs by any means possible, even if it means spotlighting a case he's been named in repeatedly, really highlights just how special his brain is

went with "(other)" because i feel like automatic "no way, no conspiracy, nothing to see here folks, move on pls!" talk is just as irresponsible, in its way, as "CLINTON BODY COUNT STRIKES AGAIN" shit.

i think epstein committed suicide and the fact that he wasn't being adequately monitored was due to gross negligence and not conspiracy

^^^^

if it were just about anyone else I'd definitely agree with you

either killed or "other"

I'm somewhere between 'gross negligence' and 'allowed/encouraged' to do it '

Died of SUICIDE on 24/7 SUICIDE WATCH ?

I notice posts that repeatedly say Epstein was on suicide watch and others that repeatedly say he was taken off suicide watch. That covers all the bases, I guess.

Negligence or guards just not giving a fuck. As I said on the other thread, some of the most infamous murderers in UK history, who you would expect would be watched extra carefully, have hung themselves in their cells.

I notice posts that repeatedly say Epstein was on suicide watch and others that repeatedly say he was taken off suicide watch. That covers all the bases, I guess.

the latter is the case apparently, why he was taken off is an open question

Yeah - he was on suicide watch w/accompanying psychiatric interviews & whatnot for a while, they decided he wasn’t suicidal, and six days later he killed himself. Ppl framing it like “they conveniently gave him the means to kill himself” like he’s Frank Pentangeli from The Godfather I guess can’t conceive of a committed suicidal person biding their time, keeping up appearances, and not raising any red flags until they’re sure they can get away with it.

It’s an “open question” only as much as you believe that mental health diagnosis and treatment in our nations esteemed prison system is foolproof, which if you do, that must be a nice way to live.

I...do not think that. I just think the particular circumstances (both how high-profile the case is and how suicide-proofed the facility is meant to be, still waiting for a contradictory take on the MCC) are sus

"Don't worry about anything, Jeffrey Epstein."
"Thanks, Alan--thanks."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U89DzP8NGM4

conspiracy doesn't apply here

it's thunderingly obvious what essentially happened

Hillary used her ninja training to sneak into his cell and defeat him?

i'm sure at a minimum JE was advised that "a Whitey Bulger" awaited him

Whitey Bulger lasted a lot longer.

u guys do recall that Trump and the Clintons were pals for a couple decades, right?

Welp

assuming that d’angelo barksdale clip will get some mileage

Died of SUICIDE on 24/7 SUICIDE WATCH ?

I notice posts that repeatedly say Epstein was on suicide watch and others that repeatedly say he was taken off suicide watch. That covers all the bases, I guess.

yeah, it's hard to watch. hasn't it been confirmed that he was recently taken off of suicide watch? i for one cannot believe trump wouldn't factcheck the people he retweets

lol

have you seen photos of the body? it’s obviously not him. my guess is, epstein’s on a private plane to somewhere in the middle east getting prepped for plastic surgery right now #EpsteinBodyDouble

— Foster The People (@fosterthepeople) August 11, 2019

Pumped Up Epps

who killed j epstein?

http://powet.tv/powetblog/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/robert_hegyes_as_juan_epstein_in_welcome_back_kotter.jpg

I knew this storyline felt like a retread

Remember when the Panama Papers revealed global level finance crimes and the only thing that happened was that the journalist who released them got killed?

— Joe Biden retire, bitch (@YourFriendCrud) August 10, 2019

who even remembers at this point that the paradise papers followed that, to even less impact

regardless, individual people getting fired over emails is not what needs to happen. there are very serious crimes that were committed and the files give us just enough info to know that that is true, but not enough to prosecute people. this is obviously by design and it is not acceptable.

there also are major questions relating to what happened to all of these victims. are all of them alive? were the reports of epstein paying girls to have his children true? what happened to the babies?

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/epstein-superior-gene-pool-babies-b2913060.html

this is all madness. as a citizen, i have no idea what to even say.

why even have a criminal justice system if it cannot protect the most vulnerable?

Let's ask Bill Barr.

also, re the 'pussy eating' thing and Weiss, I honestly thought people were referencing his comment to Epstein: "Pussy is, indeed, low carb."

― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Thursday, February 5, 2026 7:48 PM (forty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

His = whose?

― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Thursday, February 5, 2026 7:56 PM (thirty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Wait, Epstein said that??

― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Thursday, February 5, 2026 7:56 PM (thirty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Peter Attia said that in an email to Epstein.

j0rdan deep cut

In another email exchange, from October 2009, Epstein discussed mounting an exhibition featuring images of minors.

“I might want to fund an exhibition entitled statutory.. girls and boys ages 14 - 25.. where they look nothing like their true ages. Juvenile mug shots. , photo shop, make up. some people go to prison because they can't tell true age. controversial . fun. maybe it should be a web page , with hits, tallied,” Epstein wrote to Ross.

Ross appeared to embrace Epstein’s exhibition idea and suggested speaking later that day.

“You are incredible,” Ross replied. “This would be a very owerful [sic] and freaky book. Do you know that total porno commercial kiddie picture of Brooke Sheilds that Richard Prince appropriated for an exhibition in the early 1980's?”

what’s unsettling is the amount of asskissing combined with the pedophilia and the looking the other way

xpost

David Ross, chair of the School of Visual Arts, quits:

https://hyperallergic.com/david-ross-resigns-from-school-of-visual-arts-after-epstein-revelations/?ref=daily-newsletter

― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HAdIn7eXIAAsF3s?format=jpg&name=small

UK media has become even more insanely broken by the Epstein files. By the time of the next file drop they will onto Putin did 9-11

Never knew that Epstein worked at Sugar Ape

It sure is fascinating to see Elon Musk dropped wholesale into the shit by the latest batch of files after he displeased the Dear Leader.

this fuckin guy

In August 2006, a month after the federal investigation of him began,[67] Epstein invested $57 million in the Bear Stearns High-Grade Structured Credit Strategies Enhanced Leverage hedge fund.[68][69] The SEC filings for the Bear Stearns fund show that Epstein's Financial Trust Company controlled the votes of a 10-percent share.[70] This fund was highly leveraged in mortgage-backed collateralized debt obligations (CDOs).[69]

On April 18, 2007, an investor in the fund, who had $57 million invested, discussed redeeming his investment.[70][71] At this time, the fund had a leverage ratio of 17:1, which meant for every dollar invested there were 17 dollars of borrowed funds; therefore, the redemption of this investment would have been equivalent to removing $1 billion from the thinly traded CDO market.[72] The selling of CDO assets to meet the redemptions that month began a repricing process and general freeze in the CDO market. The repricing of the CDO assets caused the collapse of the fund three months later in July, and the eventual collapse of Bear Stearns in March 2008. Losses to investors in the two Bear Stearns funds were estimated to exceed $1.6 billion.

lol wait okay so epstein was the tipping point for the global financial crisis???

evil Gump strikes again

new photos show jeffery epstein on the grassy knoll

need to search the files for mohamed atta

Kimbal Musk removed from the board of Burning Man over presence in Epstein files. Man when you're too fucking toxic to be associated with Burning Man

https://sfstandard.com/2026/02/04/kimbal-musk-burning-man-board-of-directors/

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:222rnvnta2lbl364bog2plxw/bafkreiezadebv3fcu5aorpozasplpk6qapdbx755zveo4ms3reezl6yn6q@jpeg

Waiting to hear if he gets bounced from Square Roots, which a former colleague at ESM set up together with him.

when you're too fucking toxic to be associated with Burning Man

Fyre Festival mantle is out there for the taking, just sayin

I know it's a serious communication but Epstein's brother typing "President Trump authorized is murder" is killing me this morning. nobody in that family ever read anything they typed before slapping that send button

goddamn it, PRESIENT trump. Mark obviously didn't have my computer's autocorrect

lol

23andme needs to let me know if I have the Epstein posting gene :(

Sarah Ferguson rumored to be about to flee the UK

https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/2167088/sarah-ferguson-move-epstein-latest

O the humanity!

Sarah Ferguson rumored to be about to flee the UK

not saying it's not going to happen but the Express is as far from a reliable source as you can find

the list of people losing their jobs or at the least getting sidelined is growing

I'm assuming our UK pol thread is on top of the Peter Mandelson downfall, but holy crap. I guess he was just feeding confidential information from parliament to Epstein who was then passing it on to Jamie Dimon and others?

3rd time was the charm with Mandelson

true, express is lame, it was just the first link I found. there are a few more. also, still rumor at this point.

if youre planning on fleeing you just cant let the press get wind of it

She prob. checks in with the Express before getting out of bed in the morning.

article says she might go to australia so i guess shes looking at this as more of a pr rather than a legal disaster, gotta go to dubai if youre looking to outrun the law

I gotta feeling that tonight's not gonna be a good night for her

Took me a minute, but now I get it. Zing!

https://t.co/kOmCJaJEIz pic.twitter.com/OfGtBtS1Kz

— Detty (@0ddette) February 6, 2026

Worst. Illuminati. Ever.
https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%209/EFTA01205692.pdf

photo taken by Epstein at dinner. Full list of attendees:
Desiree Dudley
Ed Boyden
Elon Musk
Jeffrey Epstein
Joi Ito
Mark Zuckerberg
Michelle Yee
Navaid Farooq
Peter Thiel
Priscilla Chan
Reid Hoffman

Ed Boyden is at the head of the table

from: https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2011/EFTA02718470.pdf

BTW, Nouriel Roubini is in the files. Apparently he was "dating" a 16 year old in 2012

https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%209/EFTA00942337.pdf
https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2011/EFTA02569031.pdf
https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2010/EFTA01907728.pdf

https://skepchick.org/2026/02/epstein-files-reveal-how-pathetic-richard-dawkins-other-men-are/

S. Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick has said he had "limited interactions" with Jeffrey Epstein, but documents show they were in business together as recently as 2014.

Lutnick and Epstein each signed on behalf of limited liability companies that agreed on Dec. 28, 2012, to acquire stakes in a now-shuttered advertising technology company called Adfin, documents released among the so-called Epstein files show.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/howard-lutnick-jeffrey-epstein-in-business-together/

https://skepchick.org/2026/02/epstein-files-reveal-how-pathetic-richard-dawkins-other-men-are🕸/

everything I read about the skeptic movement makes me glad I left it a long lomg time ago

Still reeling at that Dawkins “Dear Muslima” post.

that one made the rounds years ago. she kind of soft-peddles the idea that dawkins had some breaking point where he just started posting gibberish on twitter. pretty sure he was always like that, he just wasn’t as public

Like his obsession with the kid who made the clock out of a pencil case

on a lighter note, I have been laughing the last few days about epstein emailing deepak chopra about pokémon go and his suggestion that chopra develop an augmented reality app where you can see people’s auras on your phone

that probably would have made some money tbh

I might dig around more later, but I was curious if there were any ties between Epstein and the rise of Russian oligarchs post-1996 and the loans for shares scheme that had the Russian government hand over major industries to private corporations that basically laid the groundwork for all kinds of terrible shit.

Nothing too obvious other than Epstein being tight with Larry Summers who was mixed up in it all, but there is this message chain with the other party oddly redacted. That mystery party does say

Talk at home tomorrow.
Chubais of RosNano inquiring about me.

That'd be Anatoly Chubais, Russian-Israeli economist who oversaw the program

Peter Attia apparently will not be losing his job at CBS news:

https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/business/story/2026-02-04/cbs-news-peter-attia-keeps-cbs-news-role-despite-epstein-files-controversy

Wow even with that comment in the record?

The nerve of some people.

ha i have 0 idea who this clown is, i saw his pic and went “lol obv juicer is a wellness ‘optimizer’ anywhere in usa” and then saw his sponsors are supplements companies.