Unusual Accent Syndrome

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You know those strange cases where some people get head injuries and they wake up speaking in a foreign accent, and its doubly odd because it's usually an accent of somewhere they've never been to? I read about one of these cases and thought, "If I'm ever in a car accident I hope I don't wake up speaking like an Afrikaaner", but what would you most like (or not) to sound like, besides your own mellifluous cadences?

dave q, Saturday, 18 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I don't know why, but I'd quite like to suddenly find myself speaking with a soft Welsh accent. The accent I'd least like to sound like would be, without a doubt, cockney.

Croooooow, Saturday, 18 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I hope I never sound like an Afrikaaner too. I have an aunt who hasn't lived there for nearly 40 years, but she still has the accent, she puts it on of course. (She's a bitch too.) As for an accent I would like to have...erm....I like that soft Welsh that was mentioned, but I don't think it would suit me. I wouldn't want a New Zealand accent either. My current accent is a mixture of Australian, Oxfordian, South London and some American, but I think I would like to have the accent of an Eastern European person speaking English. Know what I mean?

Mascara, Saturday, 18 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I want to sound like blanche dubois. or quentin crisp.

anthony, Saturday, 18 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What is an Oxfordian accent? Oxford seems kind of accentless to me.

I'd quite like to have a soft Irish accent but to be honest I'm quite comfortable with whatever it is I've got.

Tom, Saturday, 18 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

county of rural oxford has qt a strong accent, surely?

mark s, Saturday, 18 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am an Mer-i-cun and sound that way. I guess. Everyone who's met me will have to agree or not.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 18 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The locals in Oxford do have a definite accent. It's a posh English type of accent. It's a town full of Torys (I wasn't one of them mind you), I don't know if that helps describe it though. ;)

Mascara, Saturday, 18 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Also town of consistently (relatively) high Green Party vote and Labour generally winning Oxford East seat (though 'twas Steve Norris for the Tories in their landslide of '83) with Lib Dems in Oxford West and Abingdon post-97. Reserve your bile for the likes of Henley.

Readers may be interested to know that when I first heard Tom Ewing's voice my instant reaction was "Danny Kelly". I like it, though. Like him I'm happy with my voice, though if I could be reborn with any accent tomorrow, it would be West Wales.

Robin Carmody, Saturday, 18 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I would prefer anything over my horrible West Flemish account.

nathalie (nathalie), Sunday, 19 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Irish for two weeks then French for three weeks then British for a month or so and American for two weeks. Then, maybe a return to British. I can already speak Afrikaans but,thankfully,it being school- taught,I have none of the accent.

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Sunday, 19 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Danny Kelly was born just east of the Essex Road, I seem to recall; anyway raised there. Islington/Hackney border. Is Flemish anything like Dutch as an accent, nathalie? Dutch = hot hot hot... Danish is great too: very somber. (I tried to watch a bit of LvT's The Kingdom before Buffy and after Emmanuelle IV but it was 2 in the morning. Did anyone else UNDERSTAND THE PLOT of EIV? It was beyond avant garde...

mark s, Sunday, 19 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You were watching an Emmanuelle film for the plot?

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 19 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What else wd you watch it for? The men are all INCREDIBLY UNATTRACTIVE and Sylvie Kristel = not my type. But the J.G.Ballard section at the beginning, where insane cosmetic surgeon was remaking Em as his masterpiece (played by new younger even more boring Em, blonde), segwayed into a SF dream sequence w. Kristel, clothed, corrupting dimly pretty young women with a row of not great males in glass boxes...

mark s, Sunday, 19 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Reason to watch = King Crimson on soundtrack, duh.

Josh, Sunday, 19 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Anyway, (West) Flemish doesn't really sound like Dutch. Of course it depends where you live in the Flanders. In Antwerp it does resemble Dutch. But I live near France hence the reason West Flemish sounds more like French (soft sounds).

By the way it's Sylvia Kristel. Did anyone see Mata Hari? That had a plot. ;-)

nathalie, Sunday, 19 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

God I forgot: YES!! I mean, oh fuck, Chris Squire doesn't own the word, yes, YES: the music WAS very extremely strange for a soft-porn avant-garde masterpiece. That was another of the reasonbs I did not turn back to the X-Files and Marcus Aurelius Belt.

She is Sylvie to me, Nathalie. She loves me, you see, and told me herself it wuz OK to call her that. Sadly I do not fancy her, but I cannot bring myself to shatter her illusions.

mark s, Sunday, 19 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Re: Robin ...though if I could be reborn with any accent tomorrow, it would be West Wales

As someone who was born in the part of the Great Britain, which accent of West Wales ? Robin there are two very distinct parts

in Mid and South Pembrokeshire - has an english based accent that is remarkably different from a welsh accent, and many of the people don't associate themselves as Welsh, it is known as "little england beyond wales", as marked by the landsker line this dates back to the Norman and Flemish settlers, remarkably all these centuries later this cultural / linguistic divide has remained.

Pembrokeshire

Pembrokeshire has become synonymous with sun, sea and surf - the ideal place to escape and enjoy the peace, tranquility and beauty of the seashore. The county has two different identities and areas, divided (or rather joined) by the imaginary Landsker line. To the north lies the mainly Welsh-speaking district which is known as 'gwlad hud a lledrith' - land of magic and enchantment. To the south is what is often called 'little England beyond Wales' - a mainly English-speaking area in which Norman invaders have left their marks.

West Wales

North Pembrokeshire, Ceredigon (Cardiganshire up to Aberstywth) and much of Carmarthenshire is distinctly Welsh and indeed Welsh Speaking as a first language for many and when these locals do speak english the accent is very different from the english speaking and non welsh accent of pembrokeshire.

Robin, so which one?

DJ Martian, Sunday, 19 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I saw all but the last episode of the kingdom, have been in suspended anticipation for 8-odd months now. Plot seemed not at all a-g, and simply horror-creepy with a touch of ER. I cannot praise that series enuf.

Sterling Clover, Monday, 20 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

BBC2 show the Kingdom at totally arbitrary times in the schedule, and as I never buy newspapers I never any more know what's on when. So I have never seen it from the start, but in bitz out of order. I love what I have seen + Danish accent = u&k. I worship at the shrine of LvT: so much so I dare not go and see most films he has made in case they are rubbish.

(a-g plot = emmanuelle iv btw...)

mark s, Monday, 20 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If I got knocked in the head I'd probably start speaking in a nondescript poshy London accent, since that's apparently the fake I'm best at...I'd really hate it if I was stuck with that Italian accent Nicholas Cage has in Captain Cannoli's Mandolin or whatevr the fuck that movie was, what was that about?

Ally, Monday, 20 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'd like to have a German accent, if only because they sound so goofy and I'd love to parade around in one of those WWI helmets with a spike on top of them. I wouldn't mind having a bona-fide Southern accent, the more redneck-sounding the better :-)

Worst accents in the world: Pittsburgh accents, Philadelphia accents and Polish accents. No wonder my family annoys me so much.

Tadeusz Suchodolski, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

six months pass...
(reborn head)...new answers!

jel --, Thursday, 28 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Some twat was talking to me in English the other day. He was however DUTCH. I am Flemish. So I should have been able to understand his dribble if he spoke in Dutch. This was at the Strokes gig. Maybe there's a connection.
I admire people who can keep their accent even though they move to another region.

helenfordsdale, Thursday, 28 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Why since they are obv closed-minded simpletons who expect the world to come to them! (No, I am too. I'm just jaloux)

Tracer hand, Thursday, 28 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

five years pass...

I want to wake up one day with a nearly impenetrable Senegalese accent.

Will M., Friday, 15 June 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

This should have been revived during the Ian R-M era.

Rock Hardy, Friday, 15 June 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

I would kind of like to sound like JFK

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 15 June 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

in both accent and cadence

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 15 June 2007 16:33 (eighteen years ago)

Fowa suppah I, er ah, would like a pahtee plattah!

Will M., Friday, 15 June 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

Can I wake up with James Mason's voice?

Michael White, Friday, 15 June 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

Oi tonk dat wouid be moist inoisoial.

The Real Dirty Vicar, Saturday, 16 June 2007 02:04 (eighteen years ago)

I would kind of like to sound like JFK

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in both accent and cadence

-- Curt1s Stephens, Friday, June 15, 2007 4:33 PM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link

also in "attracting hot bitchez"

latebloomer, Saturday, 16 June 2007 03:32 (eighteen years ago)

i want to wake up with a 1930's radio voice

latebloomer, Saturday, 16 June 2007 03:36 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, the humanity.

Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 16 June 2007 03:39 (eighteen years ago)

EXACTLY

latebloomer, Saturday, 16 June 2007 03:48 (eighteen years ago)

Once my ex got drunk, and fell into this flawless neutral London accent. I dont know where it came from - he's not english. But he couldn't stop it. It was hilarious.

Trayce, Saturday, 16 June 2007 04:41 (eighteen years ago)

And Curt1s if you started talkng like JFK I'm afraid you'd just sound like the mayor from the gorram Simpsons.

Trayce, Saturday, 16 June 2007 04:51 (eighteen years ago)

I was in rural northern New Hampshire this weekend, and almost needed an interpreter. I could barely understand the guy who drove the shuttle from my hotel. It was Boston mixed with Quebecois. Inpenetrable.

Bill Magill, Monday, 18 June 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

Once my ex got drunk, and fell into this flawless neutral London accent. I dont know where it came from - he's not english. But he couldn't stop it. It was hilarious.

....and any Americans you met, Trayce, no doubt scratched their heads and said "what are you talking abt? He's speaking exactly the same as he did before!"

Grandpont Genie, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 10:50 (eighteen years ago)

Actually in his case they might, hes nowhere near as ocker sounding as I am.

Trayce, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 10:54 (eighteen years ago)

I thought this thread was relating to a phenomena I've previously discussed with my friends.

Being attracted to an accent. A French guy started work in my building, and while he was by no means conventionally attractive, one couldn't help 'fancying' his accent.

Same when out on the lash in Edinburgh, my friend and I started talking to a group of guys from Dublin and for some reason they seemed much more attractive because of their accents. (Or the vodka)

Anyone else get this?

In answer to the question I'd like a harsh Northern Irish accent.

*rumpie*, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 11:14 (eighteen years ago)

I don't like these thread revivals: I discover how crap my memory is. I can't recall the Strokes gig let alone someone talking to me in English. hmmm

nathalie, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 11:36 (eighteen years ago)

this boy that i'm desperately in love with has the most loveliest chicago accent ever... it just freakin' melts me. the other night, i made him read me stories from his favourite book as a kid, just so i could listen to him.

and i've always had a soft spot for irish and scottish accents - something incredibly sexy about those two. new zealish accents are so meh.

Rubyred, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 11:41 (eighteen years ago)

i've always had a soft spot for irish and scottish accents - something incredibly sexy about those two

There speaks someone who's never heard a Dundee accent

Tom D., Tuesday, 19 June 2007 11:45 (eighteen years ago)

xpost yes yes YES scottish accents rool!

nathalie, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 11:48 (eighteen years ago)

Another one!

Tom D., Tuesday, 19 June 2007 11:48 (eighteen years ago)

Or an Ayrshire accent, yuk.

*rumpie*, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 11:57 (eighteen years ago)

it's all the same accent. stop messing with our minds.

blueski, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 11:58 (eighteen years ago)

Hardly any Scottish accents are any good, when it comes down to it. I suppose people like "neutral" Scots accents - Ewan McGregor, stuff like that

Tom D., Tuesday, 19 June 2007 11:58 (eighteen years ago)

oh no, i like the thick accents - the thicker and harder to comprehend, the better! have you not heard the blandness and nastiness of a new zealish accent?

Rubyred, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 12:08 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, that's the problem. People hear sort of BBC radio announcer posh Edinburgh accents and think that's "Scots" and then you hear an actual Glaswegian and realise that they are as indecipherable as the Swedish Chef.

Then again, it might not be so bad, not knowing what they are *actually* saying.

Masonic Boom, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 12:10 (eighteen years ago)

i've met a variety of irish and scottish peoples, and never heard a regional accent i didn't like. afrikaaner would be my least favourite. and i'm not overly keen on the scandanavian accents.

Rubyred, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 12:33 (eighteen years ago)

I know someone who's new coworker lived in Georgia for THREE WEEKS and now intermittently uses a southern accent. :/ I've lived in Boston for three YEARS and I'm nowhere near pahking the cah in hahvahd yahd.

jessie monster, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 13:49 (eighteen years ago)

we are all-consuming.

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

Keanu Reeves accent from Dracula

Jarlrmai, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

three years pass...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-11280005

kinda lol though.

jed_, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 23:12 (fifteen years ago)

I do wonder. There are obviously lots of things I could do to make my 10 year plus partner leave me (I do not want this btw to any amateur psychologists) but the most annoying would be to get a hit on the head and wake up speaking like Liam Gallagher.

(we both from North of England, me just outside Liverpool, her from East Yorks, we both support different football teams that hate Manchester United)
It'd be a struggle. We may get through it.

kraudive, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 23:25 (fifteen years ago)


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