Does pee make your asparagus smell funny?

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well?

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 8 November 2002 07:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Aww, so that's what you're calling it these days.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 8 November 2002 07:42 (twenty-three years ago)

the funniest thing about all these "pee" threads is that none of their creators have chosen to classify any of them under the "Urine" topic.

― Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 8 November 2002 07:45 (twenty-three years ago)

if yr a certain kind of jew, then yes. it's a genetic thing. really. look it up!

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Friday, 8 November 2002 08:24 (twenty-three years ago)

cat pee makes my asparagus die. Think I might buy a dog.

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 8 November 2002 09:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Sugar puffs have a big effect on wee smell too. IMO obv.

― Dave B (daveb), Friday, 8 November 2002 11:03 (twenty-three years ago)

I said that on the other pee smell thread!!

― Plinky (Plinky), Friday, 8 November 2002 11:10 (twenty-three years ago)

i misread this thread title.

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Friday, 8 November 2002 12:01 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

Revive.

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 04:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahahaha. Oh dear, Jim. This is almost as classic as your "wet my pants" thread.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 04:05 (twenty-two years ago)

my life is very pee centred it would seem

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 04:07 (twenty-two years ago)

jesus god, man!

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 04:08 (twenty-two years ago)

hey go easy it was a parody thread *waah*

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 04:10 (twenty-two years ago)

ten months pass...

it makes my wee smell funny.

maybe I am jewish.

or a certain kind of jew.

― cºzen (Cozen), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

hahaha oh my god

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Many people think that the asparagus-makes-your-urine-smell-funny was a genetic trait. That is, that for some people, eating asparagus makes your piss smell.

But! The fact is, *the ability to smell asparagus-piss* is a trait. Some people can, some people can't, but the people who can smell it can smell anyone's.

I like this phenomenon because it is so easy to fall into the false conclusion from observation.

― Colin Saunders (csaunders), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 22:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Does the pee smell of asparagus or just not like normal pee?

― Cathy (Cathy), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 22:34 (twenty-two years ago)

It smells like asparagus. And even weirder, it's almost immediate. I can get up from the dinner table and go straight to the toilet and the smell is already there in the urine. How can it happen so fast?!

― William Crump (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 21 October 2004 00:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Electric Sound of Pervertalism

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 21 October 2004 00:50 (twenty-two years ago)

the lost art, of "the parody thread".

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 21 October 2004 00:52 (twenty-two years ago)

i was thinking, the same thing

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Thursday, 21 October 2004 00:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I assume it would make it taste funny. "Hmmm...vinaigrette sauce?"

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 21 October 2004 00:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Hang on - if it's ability to smell it that is genetically determined, and it actually smells of asparagus, then how come I can smell asparagus but not my asparagus pee?

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 21 October 2004 01:08 (twenty-two years ago)

beautiful

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 21 October 2004 01:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Hence the Iroquois name: "One Who Is Able to Smell Asparagus-Piss"

― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 21 October 2004 01:09 (twenty-two years ago)

It's 3:12AM and I'm talking about asparagus pee on the internet.

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 21 October 2004 01:10 (twenty-two years ago)

(hurrah!)

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 21 October 2004 01:10 (twenty-two years ago)

DARPA is proud.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 21 October 2004 01:11 (twenty-two years ago)

but do you know where your children are?

xpost

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Thursday, 21 October 2004 01:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Sugar Puff Pee rules!

― Schwa! (Schwa!), Thursday, 21 October 2004 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)

What I'm dying to know is, does funny make your asparagus smell pee?

― o. nate (onate), Thursday, 21 October 2004 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think we'll ever know the answer to that.

(This post is funnier if you imagine it was made in six month's time)

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 22 October 2004 02:13 (twenty-two years ago)

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