you asked for it
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:56 (five years ago) link
What'd the NFL do now?
― Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:57 (five years ago) link
(my newsfeed currently clogged up by Canadian election stuff. I did see the Ellen thing, though.)
― Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:59 (five years ago) link
well they're all scum, including Jerry Jones who invited Ellen and Dubya to sit in his box (ewwww)
xp
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:59 (five years ago) link
Ah! Didn't know the setting of the Ellen/Dubya summit. Just heard that she was palling around with homophobes again.
― Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:01 (five years ago) link
they're just people with different views! who take rights away
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:03 (five years ago) link
I have no issue with them being friends at all, don't see what's wrong with it. She should be visiting him in jail
― anvil, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:14 (five years ago) link
I'm more offended by her milquetoast idea of humor.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:20 (five years ago) link
I had something to say but I said it elsewhere, I'm just having a really fucking lousy week
― i could chug a keg of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:38 (five years ago) link
Being friends with GWB seems consistent with just about everything else she's rumored to be like behind-the-scenes.
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:41 (five years ago) link
a dry drunk?
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:43 (five years ago) link
a day drunk
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:51 (five years ago) link
a gay drunk
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:54 (five years ago) link
a goy drunk
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:57 (five years ago) link
hasenpfeffer incorporated we're gonna do it
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:58 (five years ago) link
i for one am starting to grow concerned that ellen isn't a communist
― cheese canopy (map), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 19:13 (five years ago) link
certainly no daylight btwn Friend of Bush and commie
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 19:22 (five years ago) link
it's dwindling
― cheese canopy (map), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 19:26 (five years ago) link
i have to tell you guys that i've been "entertaining" a lot lately really taking advantage of this having the apartment to myself thing
― surm, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 20:41 (five years ago) link
Yesterday I was like “I’m really looking forward to being single so I can focus on the things that really matter to me”
Today I am vacuuming up Tinder likes and securing a schedule of fuckboys for the rest of the week
― i could chug a keg of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 21:17 (five years ago) link
omg did i miss something? did something just happen? sorry i haven't read thru all the messages.
― surm, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 21:43 (five years ago) link
Ellen went to a football game and palled around with George W. Bush, notorious homophobe and war criminal. When people got upset at her, she said, "I am friends with all kinds of people, we need to be kinder to each other and respect each other's opinions" as if he was just some dude on the street and not a man with hundreds of thousands of corpses on his hands.
― blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 21:50 (five years ago) link
like i understand why people are upset at her response, weirdly, but not at her for palling around with him....
all politicians and all celebrities are sociopathic narcissists. ALL of them. they exist in a different world than we do, and are friends with each other because they're rich and well-connected. morals don't matter in their world.
― blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 21:52 (five years ago) link
giving the fall thread a political title was a bad idea but i guess we should just make the most of it.
― cheese canopy (map), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 22:32 (five years ago) link
lol @ cancelling Ellen over this
― DT, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 23:17 (five years ago) link
I love the title but I don’t get the NFL ref
― i could chug a keg of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 10 October 2019 01:13 (five years ago) link
well it happened in an NFL stadium and I was desperate (and hate football)
I agree w/ Sotosyn that I cancelled Ellen for her "comedy"
faggotry is political, map
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 10 October 2019 01:21 (five years ago) link
… or it will be again once we shoot fucking Buttigieg into space
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 10 October 2019 01:28 (five years ago) link
Ooh yes. Let’s please go down that badger hole now!
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Thursday, 10 October 2019 01:49 (five years ago) link
Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' rotten badgers.
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 10 October 2019 01:49 (five years ago) link
a boy drunk
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Thursday, 10 October 2019 01:52 (five years ago) link
Pete Badgergieg
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 10 October 2019 02:16 (five years ago) link
tbh you should all cancel yourselves permanently for mentioning a lesbian for the first time about 8 years into this thread cycle. I include myself.
― What a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (jed_), Thursday, 10 October 2019 02:32 (five years ago) link
p sure I mentioned Lily Tomlin in the last thread
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 10 October 2019 02:35 (five years ago) link
all W apologists report directly to guillotinefgti: did something happen with yr relationship? (sorry if you wrote about this elsewhere)
― donna rouge, Thursday, 10 October 2019 03:23 (five years ago) link
as if he was just some dude on the street and not a man with hundreds of thousands of corpses on his hands.
celebrities live in a different world, in which celebrity itself is a potent equalizer, so that Ellen may well see GWB as just another member of the celebrity club, one who slightly outranks her, but not enough to matter.
― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 10 October 2019 03:29 (five years ago) link
"all politicians and all celebrities are sociopathic narcissists"
- the table is the table
― Dan S, Thursday, 10 October 2019 03:33 (five years ago) link
I should also add: "ALL of them"
― Dan S, Thursday, 10 October 2019 03:37 (five years ago) link
― Dan S, Wednesday, October 9, 2019 10:33 PM (twenty-nine minutes ago)
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Thursday, 10 October 2019 04:02 (five years ago) link
I should know, I'm dating someone who is skirting the line.
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Thursday, 10 October 2019 04:03 (five years ago) link
is he on the Vikings?
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 10 October 2019 04:47 (five years ago) link
VIkings characters are mostly very hot
― Dan S, Thursday, 10 October 2019 05:01 (five years ago) link
@ donna, ya we broke up. I’m sad about it! He is and was wonderful! But we weren’t seeing eye to eye about certain things. We’re getting along and pursuing other people and still living together and taking care of our dog and it’s very sad but also a relief, to an extent.
I asked my uni crush out on a date today and he said yes and we’re gonna do that next weekend. I literally was lining over him every day when I was 20. Now we’re going on a date (I have told him about my childhood crush on him and he’s flattered by it)
― i could chug a keg of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 10 October 2019 05:24 (five years ago) link
Pining, not lining. I don’t know how a person lines over someone
― i could chug a keg of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 10 October 2019 05:25 (five years ago) link
I know Ellen's strap game is trash— Fiona Applebum Says Don't Give Shaun King Money!🍎 (@WrittenByHanna) October 10, 2019
Wow
― i could chug a keg of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 10 October 2019 21:59 (five years ago) link
Warren's "Then just marry one woman" jokevs.Biden waxing nostalgic about the era of "gay bathhouses and round-the-clock sex"?
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Friday, 11 October 2019 12:50 (five years ago) link
🚨 bruce labruce sassed me back on twitter 🚨
― cheese canopy (map), Saturday, 12 October 2019 17:14 (five years ago) link
i mean, everyone knows i'm an opinionated asshole, but that opinion is correct. it takes sociopathic and narcissistic tendencies to think that you deserve that amount of adulation and power over others. don't really understand why that's controversial.
― blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Monday, 14 October 2019 20:49 (five years ago) link
i was just in NYC for a wedding (queer) and got cruised a bunch and then re-installed Grindr, scrolled around for 15 minutes, then uninstalled it again lol.
― blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Monday, 14 October 2019 20:50 (five years ago) link
well i'd go with *most* celebrities... % of pols likely close to 100
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 14 October 2019 21:04 (five years ago) link
(not sure why it'd be bad form to bring this up here, unless we're purely a Shawn Mendes/anal detritus discussion thread now)
― Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Thursday, 19 December 2019 15:54 (five years ago) link
OMG
― surm, Thursday, 19 December 2019 15:58 (five years ago) link
Congratulations Eric!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so, so happy for you <3
Eric, I'd marry you if it turned out you had no blood at all! Congratulations!
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 December 2019 16:00 (five years ago) link
Glory, hallelujah!
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 December 2019 16:09 (five years ago) link
ERIC!! Mazel tov!!
― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Thursday, 19 December 2019 17:09 (five years ago) link
Congratulations Eric!!
― that said, I’d prefer a single serving of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 19 December 2019 17:35 (five years ago) link
As my father would say: “oh! A wedding! ..........a gay wedding!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtgY1q0J_TQ
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 December 2019 17:38 (five years ago) link
i am cautiously back in touch with my crush who just released a spaced-out sex funk EP and i'm foolishly wondering if any of the tracks are about me (not that i would ask)
― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Thursday, 19 December 2019 18:01 (five years ago) link
Be very happy, Eric. Has he seen Eyes Wide Shut?
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 December 2019 18:18 (five years ago) link
congrats!!!
― ingredience (map), Thursday, 19 December 2019 18:56 (five years ago) link
xp Luckily for me he has not.
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 December 2019 19:51 (five years ago) link
Congrats to Eric! and good luck to everyone else touching ET's finger.
― Yerac, Thursday, 19 December 2019 19:59 (five years ago) link
is that the new metaphor?
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 December 2019 20:03 (five years ago) link
old? I remember it from one of the super early VICE guides to anal.
― Yerac, Thursday, 19 December 2019 20:18 (five years ago) link
I love seeing "vice" and "anal" in the same sentence.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 December 2019 20:21 (five years ago) link
Byron couldn't have said it more graciously.
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 December 2019 20:26 (five years ago) link
Same article said not to finger an ass without a condom on or else “you’ll get poo nail”
― that said, I’d prefer a single serving of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 19 December 2019 21:48 (five years ago) link
that's disgusting.
― surm, Thursday, 19 December 2019 21:51 (five years ago) link
finally -- a word for a common conditino
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 December 2019 21:57 (five years ago) link
bf and i are dead at touching et’s finger. he started singing an impromptu version of the neil diamond song “heartlight” with the alternate opening “turn on your dildo in the middle of a young boy’s dream”
― ingredience (map), Friday, 20 December 2019 06:25 (five years ago) link
i have no idea what anything in that sentence means
― surm, Friday, 20 December 2019 15:46 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0TfR9mgOiU
― ingredience (map), Friday, 20 December 2019 19:23 (five years ago) link
Guides to Anal are roughly as relevant as driving skills to me
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 December 2019 19:24 (five years ago) link
i have a date tomorrow with a man who wants to show me Women On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown. i'm excited!
― surm, Friday, 20 December 2019 20:29 (five years ago) link
Surm on the Edge of an Anal Breakdown
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 December 2019 20:36 (five years ago) link
omg
― surm, Friday, 20 December 2019 20:45 (five years ago) link
never say that again
many xps
congrats Eric! <3
― clouds, Saturday, 21 December 2019 14:30 (five years ago) link
congrats Eric!!
― donna rouge, Saturday, 21 December 2019 16:59 (five years ago) link
happy holidays!!!!!!! what's everyone up to
― surm, Monday, 30 December 2019 16:37 (five years ago) link
about to lunch with an indecisive friend who returns home in a few hours.
Everyone should go home.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 30 December 2019 16:51 (five years ago) link
what's a good winter thread title
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 December 2019 17:12 (five years ago) link
i have no home
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 December 2019 17:13 (five years ago) link
Maybe it’s having a major piece of writing due at the end of January, but I am extremely ready for the holidays to be over. Due to some unforeseen parental health issues (everyone’s mostly fine now, we think) we ended up spending more than half of December back home, which disrupted my work/life routine in ways that I don’t feel I can get back to until I return to my bubble.
On a positive note, a friend did get me Golden Girls Trivial Pursuit for Xmas.
― Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Monday, 30 December 2019 17:30 (five years ago) link
i have thatand i'm so sorry to hear about your family--i hope things will continue to get betterbonus round: What is Miles' daughter's name?
― surm, Monday, 30 December 2019 17:37 (five years ago) link
Caroline.
― Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Monday, 30 December 2019 17:37 (five years ago) link
(thanks for the kind words as well, surm)
― Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Monday, 30 December 2019 17:38 (five years ago) link
<3 very good ok one more: what John Hughes film is the actress who played Caroline in?
― surm, Monday, 30 December 2019 17:41 (five years ago) link
Hmm. That one I actually don't know, although I always thought the actress looked familiar (wasn't she also Larry Sanders' first wife?).
― Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Monday, 30 December 2019 17:46 (five years ago) link
i actually don't know, though she was once on The Larry Sanders Show! the film Molly Hagan starred in is SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL:)
― surm, Monday, 30 December 2019 17:50 (five years ago) link
I was wrong. Molly Hagen was not Larry Sanders' wife; Megan Gallagher was. Hagen did play "Ad executive" in an ep of Larry though, in addition to that Hughes (written, though not directed) film.
― Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Monday, 30 December 2019 17:50 (five years ago) link
(what surm said)
― Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Monday, 30 December 2019 17:51 (five years ago) link
i think she was good at playing a stuck up b
― surm, Monday, 30 December 2019 17:56 (five years ago) link
i kind of like a boi
― surm, Monday, 30 December 2019 19:14 (five years ago) link
tho i'm also in a place of my life where if it doesn't feel like he's into it, i'll cut him off so fast it'll make his head spini tell you, nothing brings clarity to your love life like the dissolution of an 18-year relationship
― surm, Monday, 30 December 2019 19:22 (five years ago) link
i just finished redecorating my apartment, it's beautiful! now i just want to get a bar cart . . . . . . . . . this is gonna be a full on bach pad imma tell you right now
― surm, Monday, 6 January 2020 16:44 (five years ago) link
WINTER
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 January 2020 16:46 (five years ago) link
Tea With the Flames: A QUEER New Year to Keep You Warm in WINTER 2020
― surm, Monday, 6 January 2020 17:44 (five years ago) link