I hear he's in a ditch now
― Οὖτις, Friday, 1 November 2019 19:52 (five years ago)
drowned iirc
― sarahell, Friday, 1 November 2019 19:52 (five years ago)
*cough*
― Οὖτις, Monday, 6 April 2020 19:40 (five years ago)
*gasps*
― Ludo, Monday, 6 April 2020 19:40 (five years ago)
cough the fuck away from me
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:40 (five years ago)
Keeping the thread warm, good maintenance
― la légende d'beer (Matt #2), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:40 (five years ago)
One thing the US libs and the UK hard left can agree on
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 6 April 2020 19:41 (five years ago)
shakey u hero
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:43 (five years ago)
RIP, may heaven grant you hair that doesn't look like a shit
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:45 (five years ago)
Boris Johnson, great-grandson of Ali Kemal Bey, is now "the sick man of Europe."— Gary Alexander (@grylxndr) April 6, 2020
― mookieproof, Monday, 6 April 2020 19:45 (five years ago)
boom
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:46 (five years ago)
That's worth a LOL tbh.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:47 (five years ago)
salute to Comrade COVID
― COVID and the Gang (jim in vancouver), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:47 (five years ago)
Goodbye England's rose ... y gammon ass.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:02 (five years ago)
Is there a protocol for what to do with this thread if he does drop off the perch?
― la légende d'beer (Matt #2), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:03 (five years ago)
You dowse it with your favorite sparkling wine.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:03 (five years ago)
COVIDEO Killed the Brexito Star (but not really unless it's a covincidence)
― dow, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:04 (five years ago)
oops https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-52192604
― dow, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:07 (five years ago)
just in time to be resurrected on Easter
― frogbs, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:13 (five years ago)
Nooooooo, when shakes does these threads they don't come true ffs
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:17 (five years ago)
they always come true, eventually
― Οὖτις, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:18 (five years ago)
well, not the part where I wish them a peaceful rest, that's just a joke
― Οὖτις, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:19 (five years ago)
It's very weird to wish ill health on someone, however, it's hard to think of him as an actual person and not a blight on society.
― Maresn3st, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:21 (five years ago)
nothing weird about wishing bad on ppl at all imo
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:22 (five years ago)
i'm always very impressed at how hard and uncompromising shakey is. he crosses lines others wouldn't dare to cross, so amazing.
― treeship., Monday, 6 April 2020 20:24 (five years ago)
vital content, truly
― treeship., Monday, 6 April 2020 20:25 (five years ago)
If the "worst" should come to pass maybe they'll keep him like this till the vaccine comes through
https://i0.wp.com/www.pinkink.media/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/hitlers-brain-4.jpg
― la légende d'beer (Matt #2), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:25 (five years ago)
treesh
trís a mhic
not only is this a beloved shakey thing
but this is boris johnson
this is not the hill
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:26 (five years ago)
Where's that Keegan jpeg?
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:27 (five years ago)
I think we're reaching peak corona threads now this one's edged into the mix
― la légende d'beer (Matt #2), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:28 (five years ago)
#pray4boris
https://youtu.be/z0jw5qBgUuo
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:29 (five years ago)
Albini otm
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:31 (five years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOti1xX8fdI
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:32 (five years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_3oFRcTNHo
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:42 (five years ago)
Like every other person in the world who gets infected, whether BoJo lives or dies will depend entirely on his own body's ability to overcome the virus, since the only thing the ICU can do for him is force oxygen into his lungs via a ventilator. The rest is up to his immune system and major organs.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 6 April 2020 21:24 (five years ago)
of state
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 6 April 2020 21:25 (five years ago)
Hoping his major organs make the right choice
― brechtian social distancing (Simon H.), Monday, 6 April 2020 21:26 (five years ago)
Did they toss someone else out of bed to replace them with him y/n
― nashwan, Monday, 6 April 2020 21:27 (five years ago)
thats the question
was this ward at capacity
is he of a similar profile of illness to take up a scarce bed as anyone else
etc
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 6 April 2020 21:40 (five years ago)
St Thomas & Guy’s has a private ward.
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Monday, 6 April 2020 21:43 (five years ago)
private ward, major organs
― ymo sumac (NickB), Monday, 6 April 2020 21:46 (five years ago)
general hilarity
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 21:58 (five years ago)
I feel very conflicted on this. I had money on Bolsonaro to be the first to go.
― Frederik B, Monday, 6 April 2020 22:05 (five years ago)
I think Bolsonaro is in considerably better physical shape than Boris... at the best of times.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:06 (five years ago)
+1 for herd immunity
― crüt, Monday, 6 April 2020 22:06 (five years ago)
Awesome:
well im going to keep this brief. i overexerted myself while responding to emails and got put up in the hospital. i basically need lungs now— wint (@dril) September 9, 2013
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 6 April 2020 22:25 (five years ago)
this is not a dril?
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:29 (five years ago)
the biggest tragedy here is the death parties will need to be held remotely or postponed
― aaaaeeeeeeoooooooowwww (Left), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:49 (five years ago)
for obvious reasons, if the unthinkable happens, I have dibs on "BoJohnsonDeadverdrive"
― no feeble christ (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 04:00 (five years ago)
this is a horrible thread
― Dan S, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 04:09 (five years ago)
yes now more than ever what we must do is spend four figures on some fucking cufflinks
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:15 (five years ago)
Starting a rival one to see if we can raise six grand for Dignitas.
― ShariVari, Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:16 (five years ago)
irl lol
― a slobbering sombrero moment (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:17 (five years ago)
same
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:17 (five years ago)
He dead yet?
― Bo Johnson Coviddied (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:30 (five years ago)
Apparently he was engaging positively with his scrotum yesterday whilst gargling blood and shitting his kecks
― calzino, Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:33 (five years ago)
Either he's much worse than is being claimed OR he thinks that Dominic Raab is too stupid and unreliable to be running the country properly in his absence and therefore the less he knows the better.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:34 (five years ago)
He is now out of ICU and will almost certainly live to tell the tale.
― Publius Covidius Naso (pomenitul), Thursday, 9 April 2020 18:28 (five years ago)
"get up yer bastard, there's nowt wrong with thee!"
― calzino, Thursday, 9 April 2020 18:32 (five years ago)
RIP
UPDATE: British PM Johnson has been moved out of ICU."The Prime Minister has been moved this evening from intensive care back to the ward, where he will receive close monitoring during the early phase of his recovery,” Downing Street says.— NBC News (@NBCNews) April 9, 2020
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 9 April 2020 18:32 (five years ago)
You win some, you lose some.
― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 9 April 2020 18:34 (five years ago)
can’t believe they misspelled ‘morgue’ as ‘ward’ ffs
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 April 2020 18:37 (five years ago)
There's still tomorrow, you never know.
― Publius Covidius Naso (pomenitul), Thursday, 9 April 2020 18:38 (five years ago)
great revive
― ban laggy jazzer (imago), Thursday, 9 April 2020 19:17 (five years ago)
ffs
― ShariVari, Thursday, 9 April 2020 19:18 (five years ago)
I suspect the enforced mourning will be prolonged indefinitely regardless
― aaaaeeeeeeoooooooowwww (Left), Thursday, 9 April 2020 19:35 (five years ago)
These threads never work I blame shakey
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 9 April 2020 19:46 (five years ago)
nothing good comes from putting the death cart before the horse. When will you ppl learn!
― calzino, Thursday, 9 April 2020 19:48 (five years ago)
shakey is a psy op
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 April 2020 19:50 (five years ago)
Was he actually ill or was it aristocratic japes and tomfoolery?
― anvil, Thursday, 9 April 2020 19:53 (five years ago)
i don’t believe shakey was ill, no
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 April 2020 19:55 (five years ago)
Ey I cannae believe that they put him in some brandy barrels. He must really be worse Dan I say . https://t.co/fOwMQOdVL2— RobertoPesto (@PestoRoberto) April 9, 2020
― calzino, Thursday, 9 April 2020 21:03 (five years ago)
Johnson never had the ronamerely 5g morgellons
― nashwan, Thursday, 9 April 2020 21:07 (five years ago)
hoping for a reverse Jesus this weekend
― boxedjoy, Friday, 10 April 2020 06:09 (five years ago)
I don't believe it's the case at all, but it would really be something if he ducked out of the spotlight for a week or so to avoid scrutiny, ended up being taken to hospital and having to play along, then had to spend several days surrounded by poor bastards dying on ventilators while inevitably picking up the virus for real himself.
― The Rampaging Goats of Llandudno (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 10 April 2020 22:53 (five years ago)
I mean he looked pretty fucking ill before they hauled him in, not that he doesn't usually mind. Still time for a relapse by the way folks #fatchance
― sonatas and interludes for prepaid nando's (Matt #2), Friday, 10 April 2020 23:26 (five years ago)
‘It Was, For, Uh, Medical Reasons,’ Says Doctor To Boris Johnson, Explaining Why They Had To Give Him Haircut https://t.co/WzKHHwqENf pic.twitter.com/DIj9lAkN6q— The Onion (@TheOnion) April 9, 2020
― but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 10 April 2020 23:37 (five years ago)
The fat fuck is not only not dead he is out and posting video messages.
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Sunday, 12 April 2020 17:43 (five years ago)
At least his forthcoming child will get to know his father, unusually
― quartet for the endocrine (Matt #2), Sunday, 12 April 2020 17:48 (five years ago)
I've got to say for a guy who was supposedly at death's door a few days ago he's bearing up well.
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Sunday, 12 April 2020 17:55 (five years ago)
who thinks he wasn't ill enough to be hospitalized and this was some sort of scheme from cummings?
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 12 April 2020 17:56 (five years ago)
i really wanna think that but shurely there's no way?
― où sont les threads d'antan? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 April 2020 17:59 (five years ago)
I absolutely subscribe to that theory. I mean it isn't exactly Icke territory, he's a born liar and has a history of hiding when the going gets tough.
― calzino, Sunday, 12 April 2020 18:00 (five years ago)
doesn't take a lot of subterfuge, just need him to say he's feeling worse, the hospital isn't going to refuse to admit the prime minister.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 12 April 2020 18:01 (five years ago)
i think they could tell if he was breathing properly or not
― où sont les threads d'antan? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 April 2020 18:02 (five years ago)
I could imagine him bullshitting that it would be good theatre to show the seriousness of the situation blah blah and give him the opp to evade scrutiny.
― calzino, Sunday, 12 April 2020 18:06 (five years ago)
Death would've been the ultimate evasion of scrutiny.
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 12 April 2020 18:07 (five years ago)
I think there are plenty of people who have some minor breathing difficulties and aren't admitted to hospital right now. the grim tone of the way they announced it was the main sleight of hand here.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 12 April 2020 18:08 (five years ago)
Surely there's a lower bar for hospitalization when it's the PM, deserved or not.
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 12 April 2020 18:12 (five years ago)
this is all shakey’s fault
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 12 April 2020 18:24 (five years ago)
otm, turns out all he needed was to rest peacefully for a stretch
― dip to dup (rob), Sunday, 12 April 2020 18:25 (five years ago)
he's probably dead, video was recorded years ago along with thousands of others in the event that he somehow became PM and came down with something called covid-19
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Sunday, 12 April 2020 18:33 (five years ago)
there's other videos where he survives being murdered by the ghost of blackbeard, falling into a pit of spikes and losing all his coins, etc
he's actually been replaced by Paul McCartney in a mask
― genital giant (Neanderthal), Sunday, 12 April 2020 18:34 (five years ago)
I blame myself for not pushing him into traffic when he cycled past me c.2009
― reality disliker (Left), Sunday, 12 April 2020 19:13 (five years ago)
I am a Boris truther AMA
― anvil, Sunday, 12 April 2020 19:17 (five years ago)
He was nearly admitted several times before he was actually admitted, but the ICU admittance was down to extra caution because of his position. I know this for absolute fact, but can’t say how.
― mike t-diva, Sunday, 12 April 2020 19:43 (five years ago)
RIP Boris Johnson
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Sunday, 12 April 2020 19:44 (five years ago)
mike t-gove morelike xp
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 12 April 2020 19:45 (five years ago)
i knew it!
― calzino, Sunday, 12 April 2020 19:46 (five years ago)