Has an untied shoelace ever caused you to trip?

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I have this pair of shoes with shitty laces that always come untied. Every so often, a stranger will come up to me and say something like "your shoelace is untied" and will specifically amend that with "you don't want to trip!" But I have never actually tripped over an untied shoelace before. If I cared about the condition of the laces, that would be another thing, but these are decidedly my beater shoes.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Yes 25
No 11


☮ (peace, man), Monday, 9 December 2019 13:45 (five years ago)

Also to clarify, I'm not talking about being on an escalator, moving walkway, or around industrial equipment or anything like that.

☮ (peace, man), Monday, 9 December 2019 13:46 (five years ago)

It has been known to happen, yes.

pomenitul, Monday, 9 December 2019 13:48 (five years ago)

Yes, but I feel that I should specify that the shoelace in question was saturated with LSD sometime before I ingested it.

Masters of Engilsh Litera-ture (Old Lunch), Monday, 9 December 2019 13:51 (five years ago)

Yes. On stairs. I'm the person who'll just as easily trip with my laces tied though tbf

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 9 December 2019 13:55 (five years ago)

yeah, lots

never came a cropper on a banan skin tho

deems of internment (darraghmac), Monday, 9 December 2019 13:56 (five years ago)

it me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFzhjnjXc2o

"Big Joe Fuck and the Bogalusa Maniac" (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 9 December 2019 14:01 (five years ago)

the fuck is that?? that's not the Weebles Wobble song

éminence rose et jaune (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 December 2019 14:03 (five years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKcAWO_IznI

this is how you do it

éminence rose et jaune (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 December 2019 14:05 (five years ago)

I stepped on a rake once, it was hidden in long grass. It kind of snapped up and hit me on the cheek because I'd averted my gaze from its incipient peril.

Sent me the wrong t-shirt it says let’s summon demons (Matt #2), Monday, 9 December 2019 14:05 (five years ago)

let's not fight about the weebles while there are elephants dying out there ffs

"Big Joe Fuck and the Bogalusa Maniac" (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 9 December 2019 14:08 (five years ago)

I used to have this exact annoyance, just got better at tying my shoes tho.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 9 December 2019 14:11 (five years ago)

I have had a black eye from stepping on a rake just this year. it was interesting seeing faces changing from concern to stifled laughter when I told people how I got it.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 9 December 2019 14:12 (five years ago)

Shoelaces got way too long. I have to doubleknot them and then tuck them in on the sides.

Yerac, Monday, 9 December 2019 14:17 (five years ago)

I've had two family members step on rakes this year and both of them said "I thought that only happened in cartoons."

☮ (peace, man), Monday, 9 December 2019 14:47 (five years ago)

i have probably tripped on my laces about ten times in my life, sometimes with near-disastrous consequences, but i also share OP's irritation at strangers coming up & telling me about it.

Never thought abt it in those terms but I guess its true I would rather risk serious injury or death from a shoelace disaster than have a brief interaction with a stranger. I'm comfortable with this tradeoff.

“Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Monday, 9 December 2019 15:04 (five years ago)

would be happy to have a stranger warn me about a lurking rake though

“Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Monday, 9 December 2019 15:08 (five years ago)

I am clumsy and can trip on nothing at all but as compensation I have wonderful balance and hardly ever fall (two notable exceptions being instances where I pretended to trip and/or fall for the amusement of others and wound up overshooting the comedic mark and actually full-on eating it, thereby resulting in much bigger laughs and bodily pain than were ever intended).

Masters of Engilsh Litera-ture (Old Lunch), Monday, 9 December 2019 15:12 (five years ago)

stepping on a rake in england is a genteel mishap but in australia for instance 92% of rakes are of course deadly poisonous

Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Monday, 9 December 2019 15:33 (five years ago)

If strangers are so concerned about my shoelaces, they can fucking tie them.

tokyo rosemary, Monday, 9 December 2019 16:56 (five years ago)

I've had two family members step on rakes this year

my mom stepped on a pitchfork-like garden implement and it went THROUGH HER FOOT

I have tripped on a shoelace, but a warning from strangers doesn't need to include the possible outcome of tripping. Just tell me my shoelace is untied, thanks.

mh, Monday, 9 December 2019 17:22 (five years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 12 December 2019 00:01 (five years ago)

i have tripped on my untied shoelaces. i have also slipped on a banana peel. neither caused me to completely fall over at least

#FBPIRA (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 12 December 2019 00:05 (five years ago)

tie your shoes dirtbag

ingredience (map), Thursday, 12 December 2019 00:58 (five years ago)

I almost slipped on a banana peel once and, after the adrenaline kicked in, kind of shuddered as I realized the threat was real

mh, Thursday, 12 December 2019 01:04 (five years ago)

i can't abide a sneaker not firmly gripping my foot at all times and will re-tie if i detect the slightest hint at a lace slipping. i also double-knot.

ingredience (map), Thursday, 12 December 2019 01:09 (five years ago)

my man

mh, Thursday, 12 December 2019 01:11 (five years ago)

map otm

💠 (crüt), Thursday, 12 December 2019 01:12 (five years ago)

Map so otm. My 13 yo however likes em untied.

nathom, Thursday, 12 December 2019 07:17 (five years ago)

I don't double tie for aesthetic reasons. Cant remember the last time my lace came undone inadvertently, feel like you just get some laces that are overly smooth and tend towards loosening more and I haven't had any like that in years

#FBPIRA (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 12 December 2019 08:28 (five years ago)

My laces are constantly coming undone - but cheap laces will do that.

I've Got A Ron Wood Solo Album To Listen To (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 December 2019 09:28 (five years ago)

i have extremely narrow feet so any shoe which is not firmly tied down is falling the fuck off at the first opportunity

Receive Your Simulated Fluids Before The End of The Year! (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 12 December 2019 09:33 (five years ago)

THink I bought specifically long laces to replace a pair that came apart on a pair of low boots that I wear quite a bit. & for some reason keep finding them coming undone. THought I had double knotted them too so can't quite work out how that could happen.
Maybe I need to find a medium length lace taht would be less likely to trail but still be long enough for more tahn a shoe's amount of laceholes.

Stevolende, Thursday, 12 December 2019 09:45 (five years ago)

LOL almost happened today!

I've Got A Ron Wood Solo Album To Listen To (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 December 2019 13:26 (five years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 13 December 2019 00:01 (five years ago)

I read once somewhere that slipping on a banana skin was invented by Charlie Chaplin. He wanted to show a character slipping on horseshit in the street (which must've been a very common occurence I suppose) but the studio wouldn't allow it, so he came up with a compromise.

fetter, Friday, 13 December 2019 22:59 (five years ago)

I was going to say horseshit isn't very slippery but isn't that how Pierre Curie died?

I've Got A Ron Wood Solo Album To Listen To (Tom D.), Friday, 13 December 2019 23:02 (five years ago)

Judging by dogshit, horseshit is almost certainly slippery when fresh.

полезный инструмент (Sanpaku), Saturday, 14 December 2019 00:22 (five years ago)

Yes, but can you judge it by dogshit is surely the question?

I've Got A Ron Wood Solo Album To Listen To (Tom D.), Saturday, 14 December 2019 00:24 (five years ago)

Where is science when you need it?

полезный инструмент (Sanpaku), Saturday, 14 December 2019 00:36 (five years ago)

I'd heard that banana skin being an ersatz (or euphamistic) horseshit thing before, think it came up on QI at one point. Hadn't quite heard the process of translation that wound up with the banana skin though.

Stevolende, Saturday, 14 December 2019 09:47 (five years ago)

Judging by dogshit, horseshit is almost certainly slippery when fresh.

I'll never again think of Bon Jovi without this sentence coming to mind.

fetter, Saturday, 14 December 2019 22:26 (five years ago)


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