Taking Sides: Republicans v. Libertarians

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Put another way, who farms the least cock?

I will share my thoughts with you subsequently.

DV (dirtyvicar), Friday, 8 November 2002 17:38 (twenty-three years ago)

This is a fantastic question, and one I'm going to need to think about long enough to make sure I'm not inappropriately swayed by the drug-legalization aspect.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 8 November 2002 17:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Republicans are a diverse lot, though - much more so than the Libertarians (although when I get into arguments with them, they insist that they don't all agree with each other). Still, I'm rather biased toward the Libertarians, as goofy as I find their economic ideas. When I get into arguments with them about taxes and such, I often find that a lot of them are more ridiculously naive than aggressive social Darwinists. Like my brother, who thinks that corporations should be more charitable and socially responsible to pick up the slack in absence of government assistance. Or they think that poor people have a better shot with a truly "free" market. I think it's stupid but he's not heartless.

Kerry (dymaxia), Friday, 8 November 2002 17:50 (twenty-three years ago)

libertarian socialist or libertarian capitalist. qualify Bakunin or Ken Lay

Ed (dali), Friday, 8 November 2002 17:50 (twenty-three years ago)

haha they were both frauds, ed

mark s (mark s), Friday, 8 November 2002 18:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Libertarianism is a pile of crap. If I have more time later I will go into everything that is wrong with it. Kerry mentioned a couple things above. It is Republicanism X 10. Do you really think we should live in a world of free agents?

g (graysonlane), Friday, 8 November 2002 18:00 (twenty-three years ago)

marxists do

mark s (mark s), Friday, 8 November 2002 18:04 (twenty-three years ago)

but only once they've been indoctrinated and repressed by the dictatorship of the proletariat stage

Ed (dali), Friday, 8 November 2002 18:09 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah boo hiss eliminate the middleman i say

jones (actual), Friday, 8 November 2002 18:18 (twenty-three years ago)

"dictatorship of the proletariat stage" = making the CEO of purdue learn how to shovel the shit out of chicken coops?

Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Friday, 8 November 2002 18:19 (twenty-three years ago)

(i meant they think it, not they live in it)

mark s (mark s), Friday, 8 November 2002 18:27 (twenty-three years ago)

(i have no idea what I meant)

jones (actual), Friday, 8 November 2002 18:30 (twenty-three years ago)

i dunno mark

g (graysonlane), Friday, 8 November 2002 18:30 (twenty-three years ago)

I prefer Libertarians. They are ideas based, and there is a certain attractiveness to their ideas - the idea of a society built on untrammelled freedom. I like the way they follow through on free marketeer ideas to embrace freedom in other social areas, such as drugs and lifestyle choice. I do think a lot of their ideas are nonsensical, and based on a fundamentally flawed view of humans as fully autonomous beings rather than creatures defined by their social relations with others. But hey, whatever.

Republicans seem to essentially just be rich scumbags and anyone they can dupe into following them... they bang on about freedom but are happy to throw people in jail for smoking spliffs, and their attitude to people who don't want to live the same square lives as them shows them as only interested in freedom when it means having to pay less tax. Tightwad conservatism, basically.

DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 13 November 2002 21:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Taking sides: Getting kicked in the nuts v. Getting punched in the nuts?

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 13 November 2002 22:00 (twenty-three years ago)

At least liberterianism is easy to understand. Its one benefit over the current system is that it doesn't require intelligent governance to achieve its goals.

Kris (aqueduct), Wednesday, 13 November 2002 22:09 (twenty-three years ago)

yes, it is easy to run, and if lots of people starve to death libertarians can say "well, they are free, that's the important thing".

DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 14 November 2002 13:20 (twenty-three years ago)

I need a definition. If I think that capitalism is remarkably good at regulating itself, and that interfering only screws it up, does that make me a libertarian?

Sam (chirombo), Thursday, 14 November 2002 13:29 (twenty-three years ago)

two years pass...
Can somebody please describe Libertarianism to me please? (Sorry to be thick).

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 25 July 2005 12:21 (twenty years ago)

tiny tiny government, low taxes, little regulation of business. socially liberal (which is what makes them different from republicans). some kind of weird dream world where unbridled capitalism takes care of all of our problems.

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 25 July 2005 12:37 (twenty years ago)

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Attorney of the Estate of AYN RAND (ex machina), Monday, 25 July 2005 12:47 (twenty years ago)

HEY FUCK YOU AYN RAND GET A BRAIN MORAN

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 25 July 2005 12:48 (twenty years ago)

what ed said upthread: libertarians don't have to be right-wing.

N_RQ, Monday, 25 July 2005 12:49 (twenty years ago)

...but most libertarians tend to schew conservative...

kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 25 July 2005 12:52 (twenty years ago)

Libertarian groups in University are the biggest sausagefests of twitty nerds who have never done drugs nor bought hookers. Some of the most dogmatic "debaters" ever. The stereotype is that they all like PROG ROCK, but I have not found this.

Tumililingan (ex machina), Monday, 25 July 2005 12:58 (twenty years ago)

i like having philosophy classes with them, they're funny!

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 25 July 2005 12:59 (twenty years ago)

Because I always figured that it would be liberals/socialists/anarchists who were the libertarians and right wingers to be authoritarians - am I totally totally wrong here?

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 25 July 2005 13:48 (twenty years ago)

Well there's multiple dimensions to the political spectrum.

Tumililingan (ex machina), Monday, 25 July 2005 13:52 (twenty years ago)

Though east and west of the Altantic is the most important one.

http://www.digitalronin.f2s.com/politicalcompass/faq.php#libandleft

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 25 July 2005 14:00 (twenty years ago)

but yeah, most groups of college libertarians are pretty much as bad if not worse than the college republicans.

back at university, some of 'em took over one of the college publications over a decade ago, and, while i was a student there, wrote no shortage of screeds achievable by only the finest upper-middle-class suburban 21-year-old male kids from Bloomfield Hills, Dearborn, Rochester Hills, etc.

kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 25 July 2005 14:26 (twenty years ago)

Party-wise, I'd actually pick the Republicans, as I've never liked any Libertarian I've met.

Kitten, the body needs it, the body cries out for Ian Riese-Moraine! (Eastern Ma, Monday, 25 July 2005 15:23 (twenty years ago)

I met a law professor who specializes in tax law who is a libertarian. She was highly, highly annoying.

Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 00:45 (twenty years ago)

Ayn Rand wasn't that socially liberal, she was rather homophobic (presumably a Social Darwinism THE DEGENERATES DON'T PROPAGATE THE SPECIES thing) and much less open to outsider life-styles than your stereotypical libertarian.

American Libertarians come in two varieties: "fuck the DEA, I want to smoke weed and hire hookers" and "fuck the IRS, taxes are evil, the government's use of force is evil. Except for when it's protecting my property rights by force, that's OK."

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 01:36 (twenty years ago)

she was rather homophobic

BECAUSE HER MEN GAYED UP ON HER!!!

Tumililingan (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 02:10 (twenty years ago)

I met my first libertarian when I was on a homestay in Mexico City. I believe he thought that there should be governments or individual nations, that everyone should love each other. Is that libertarian?

Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 02:37 (twenty years ago)

Was he a "libertine"?

Tumililingan (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 02:39 (twenty years ago)

ten months pass...
um, can somebody please decode this one for me?

Pick which part you like best: the statements on "African tribal culture", the professor trying to justify why aid won't help and thus apparently is bad, or when he starts going on about "American Blacks"

kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

read one chinua achebe
anthropology + politics = 100% bad. you can grind any axe in the world with it.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

ooo! ooo! can i use my apparent lack of knowledge of other cultures to complain about, lambast, and try to explain what annoys me about the neighbors' kids?

kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

feel free to omit any salient facts as necessary to support your argument - that's what "holistic" means, right?

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

i hope so! it's the only thing propping up my thesis on how the SEC is a communist organization obsessed with destroying capitalism and thus America!

kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

and i like this bit from the guy's profile:

He has been frequently nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize

see? SEEE?!! he's been nominated lots! he MUST know what he's talking about!

kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

While I wouldn't call myself a Libertarian, Libertarians are as badly stereotyped as vegetarians... Everyone uses college-or-elementary-school-era stereotypes to brand them for life, and conveniently use the most verbal and dumbass Libertarians to induce that all Libertarians are "like that."

One of my proudly Libertarian friends donated time and money to help Kerry get elected in 2004... he didn't agree with everything Kerry supported, but he felt he was a far lesser evil, keeping to a lot of no-government ideals mind you, than Bush.

At this point, I think Libertarians are more liberal than our current crop of fundamentalists Democrats... I don't think a Libertarian governor would try to pass a law to ban abortion, for example. (Hi, Louisiana!)

Ayn Rand's body and philosophy can rot for all I care, though. Not all Libertarians want to make the necro-horizontal rhumba with her, as most would like to think.


aDOring NUTbians (donut), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think a Libertarian governor would try to pass a law to ban sexual orientation discrimination.

lord pooperton (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

A. Nany Moose can choke on it, too. Then again, his name is A. Nany Moose. Perhaps that's punishment enough.

aDOring NUTbians (donut), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think a Libertarian governor would try to pass a law to ban sexual orientation discrimination.

Is there a recent example of this happening that I'm missing, and you're being sarcastic? Or is this sincere conjecture?

aDOring NUTbians (donut), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe it's regional, but I don't know any Libertarians, on the West Coast at least, that don't vociferously support gay rights.

aDOring NUTbians (donut), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

Tim Eyman doesn't count. He's not a Libertarian or a Republican. He's a Scumfuck.

aDOring NUTbians (donut), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

(thank god he's not governor)

aDOring NUTbians (donut), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

Quoth wikipedia:

The related case of discrimination in the workplace is perhaps even more illuminating. Here, liberals would typically support laws to penalize employers for discrimination on a basis unrelated to the ability to do the job, conservatives would typically allow or even encourage such discrimination, but libertarians could be expected to oppose any laws on this matter because these would infringe on the property rights of both the business owner and the justly-hired employees. In other words, even if a particular libertarian feels strongly that various groups being discriminated against should have equality, he would say that intervening to establish this equality should not be the role of the government, but that of society. If a business discriminates against you, you are "free" to work elsewhere, or possibly start your own business which follows your personal belief structure. The libertarians ability to distinguish between equality and freedom in this instance demonstrates their belief that equality of position is not a necessary condition of freedom, especially the freedom to enter into agreements in an un-coerced manner. By endorsing such things as the freedom to discriminate, libertarianism supports freedom of association which is the foundation of human rights.

lord pooperton (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.clubdevo.com/mp/images/discog/fashions/domes.jpg

is freedom from choice more of a freedom or a choice?

aDOring NUTbians (donut), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

Ha, if "survival of the fittest" is to be believed, white blue bloods are in a fucklot of trouble

lord pooperton (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

tucker carlson vs. a landfill overrunn with rats and vultures

WHO WOULD WIN

intensity in tent cities (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

TARANTULA VS. SOCIAL DARWINIST

aDOring NUTbians (donut), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

Can we come up with Green party jokes now?

aDOring NUTbians (donut), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

SAVE A HYBRID RIDE A GAY COWBOY

intensity in tent cities (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAH

aDOring NUTbians (donut), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

"Volk Sodomy" is the name of my next album.

kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

that devo picture redeems this whole thread

intensity in tent cities (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

Jonah Goldberg in 2002:

If the Democrats get control of the House and Senate, they will probably launch a bunch of annoying investigations into Bush's business deals, Enron, etc. Bush would run the risk of some political damage, but, at the same time, Democrats would run the risk of looking like shmucks going after a president during a war. Also, continued gridlock would allow Bush to run against a do-nothing Congress in 2004 and on his war record — which would hopefully give the GOP better and bigger majorities than we could possibly win in 2002.

aDOring NUTbians (donut), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

"Hunter (Age 3) in 2002"

lord pooperton (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

five years pass...

looking forward to pointing and laughing as they drown in a sea of trash

that mellow wash of meh (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 18:35 (fourteen years ago)

"There are quite a lot of people who think it's not possible," Thiel said at a Seasteading Institute Conference in 2009, according to Details. (His first donation was in 2008, for $500,000.) "That's a good thing. We don't need to really worry about those people very much, because since they don't think it's possible they won't take us very seriously. And they will not actually try to stop us until it's too late."

yeah, too late FOR YOU

that mellow wash of meh (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 18:36 (fourteen years ago)

Dry land is for slaves.

Aimless, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 19:32 (fourteen years ago)

I like how they seems completely oblivious to the need for things like fresh water, arable land, a working ecosystem... the miracle of laissez faire capitalism will just provide for all!

that mellow wash of meh (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 19:48 (fourteen years ago)

Thiel has been a big backer of the Seasteading Institute, which seeks to build sovereign nations on oil rig-like platforms to occupy waters beyond the reach of law-of-the-sea treaties. The idea is for these countries to start from scratch--free from the laws, regulations, and moral codes of any existing place. Details says the experiment would be "a kind of floating petri dish for implementing policies that libertarians, stymied by indifference at the voting booths, have been unable to advance: no welfare, looser building codes, no minimum wage, and few restrictions on weapons

It's quite laughable that none of these idiots have played Bioshock, and it's also both ludicrous and quite tragic that the personality flaws and sociopathic traits that can allow you to thrive in certain hierachies blind you to any sense of self-awareness, self-reflection, irony, et al.

Hubris leads to downfall etc etc etc

Blind Diode Jefferson (kingfish), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 19:51 (fourteen years ago)

outside of the obvious functional problems the biggest problem with building a libertarian dreamland is that it would be filled with total assholes

iatee, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 19:53 (fourteen years ago)

how can "no minimum wage" possibly be meaningful on a robo-island that no one would live on for less than minimum wage

shania law (crüt), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 19:55 (fourteen years ago)

willing slaves will flock to the islands in rowboats for the chance to live in a lawless paradise filled with self-righteous ignoramuses

that mellow wash of meh (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 19:57 (fourteen years ago)

they want to do one of these off the coast of SF. I look forward to the opportunity to literally point and laugh.

that mellow wash of meh (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 19:58 (fourteen years ago)

of course the real, actual downside of this is the emergency services/ecological cleanup that will be required by *gasp* actual governments once this shit goes kablooey

that mellow wash of meh (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 19:59 (fourteen years ago)

the best thing about that story is how it makes the dude funding the eternal clock seem like he is making a reasonable investment choice by comparison

I really want to know how they plan to deal with food and water. And rape and murder.

DALEKS OF GOD (DJP), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 19:59 (fourteen years ago)

At least old-school off-the-grid style libertarians have land...

returning the native population to its violent 18th-century high (Michael White), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 20:00 (fourteen years ago)

let's just hope they extend their philosophy about loose building codes to these sea-going platforms themselves...

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 20:01 (fourteen years ago)

willing slaves will flock to the islands in rowboats for the chance to live in a lawless paradise filled with self-righteous ignoramuses

lol.

schwantz, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 20:02 (fourteen years ago)

eternal clocks are way cooler than impoverished libertarian resorts obv

shania law (crüt), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 20:02 (fourteen years ago)

might also think about how they're going to power this paradise. importing all yr oil/gas needs is pretty pricey

that mellow wash of meh (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 20:02 (fourteen years ago)

you're talking about america right

iatee, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 20:03 (fourteen years ago)

is the name of this new robo-island gonna be New Somalia?!?

Friedrich das Wunderhahn hat den traurigen Clownporn sehr gern (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 20:03 (fourteen years ago)

also, i remember first hearing of this "idea" back in the late 1990s. dunno if this is the same clown, though.

Friedrich das Wunderhahn hat den traurigen Clownporn sehr gern (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 20:04 (fourteen years ago)

It has been brought to my attention that some citizens have discovered ways to... hack the vending machines. I should not need to remind each and every citizen of Rapture that free enterprise is the foundation upon which our society has been established. Parasites will be punished.

Blind Diode Jefferson (kingfish), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 20:06 (fourteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Sealand

that mellow wash of meh (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 20:10 (fourteen years ago)

Found the quote I was looking for:

These sad saps. They come to Rapture thinking they're gonna be captains of industry, but they all forget that somebody's gotta scrub the toilets...

Blind Diode Jefferson (kingfish), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 20:14 (fourteen years ago)

If I were a silicon valley billionaire I would invest in a heavily armed fleet of pirate ships and take their floating office park by force as soon as they finish building it.

the wheelie king (wk), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 20:29 (fourteen years ago)

yeah right everyone who lives there is gonna own like 30 guns

iatee, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 20:31 (fourteen years ago)

but I'll strike right before they all move in. it's a foolproof plan.

the wheelie king (wk), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 20:37 (fourteen years ago)

just crash a plane into it

that mellow wash of meh (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 20:39 (fourteen years ago)

that doesn't sound like much fun

the wheelie king (wk), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 20:42 (fourteen years ago)

are these ppl renouncing their citizenship when they go out onto this thing

DALEKS OF GOD (DJP), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 20:43 (fourteen years ago)

well you could parachute out before impact and then surf to safety, that'd probably be nice

xp

that mellow wash of meh (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 20:43 (fourteen years ago)

Nothing better than trying to build a community out of people who think anything communal is evil

Blind Diode Jefferson (kingfish), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 22:18 (fourteen years ago)

you're talking about america right

― iatee, Tuesday, August 16, 2011 8:03 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

that mellow wash of meh (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 22:21 (fourteen years ago)

http://m.kotaku.com/5831456/paypal-billionaire-continues-work-towards-making-bioshocks-rapture-a-reality

Kotaku pretty much thinks in the same way I do, only they include far more explicit game refs

Blind Diode Jefferson (kingfish), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 22:26 (fourteen years ago)

"When you start a company, true freedom is at the beginning of things," he says and slides the thought over to the topic of nations. "The United States Constitution had things you could do at the beginning that you couldn't do later. So the question is, can you go back to the beginning of things? How do you start over?"

can't wait to enslave this motherfucker

that mellow wash of meh (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 22:34 (fourteen years ago)

http://m.gawker.com/5831434/a-facebook-billionaires-big-dumb-failure

returning the native population to its violent 18th-century high (Michael White), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 22:51 (fourteen years ago)

"It's quite laughable that none of these idiots have played Bioshock"
libertarian boneheadedness notwithstanding, video games as a medium lend themselves more to libertarian wish-fulfillment (make a world where you can do anything you want!) than literary warning, and bioshock probably ended up glamorizing the thing it intended to satirize.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 23:43 (fourteen years ago)

I really want to know how they plan to deal with food and water. And rape and murder.

p. sure they favor all four.

Dave Zuul (Phil D.), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 01:48 (fourteen years ago)

I don't know if the games are nec. wish fulfillment, so much as attracting the horridly socialized/Aspergian types which tend to cling to the Randian thing

Blind Diode Jefferson (kingfish), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 02:15 (fourteen years ago)

five months pass...

http://www.the-american-interest.com/article.cfm?piece=1187

tbh if the american right really wanted to build itself something of an intellectual foundation for the 21st century, thiel would be a pretty good place to start. (not that they do.)

iatee, Saturday, 11 February 2012 23:41 (fourteen years ago)


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