I AM FUCKIN' SERIOUS DO NOT DO IT
― Bublé in the changer, I wish I was dead (Neanderthal), Sunday, 22 December 2019 05:01 (five years ago)
Seconded.
― i was so hungry that i ate a hole cake entirely to myself (Old Lunch), Sunday, 22 December 2019 05:07 (five years ago)
just agreeing with the two posters above
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 22 December 2019 05:11 (five years ago)
I promise I won't post here
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 22 December 2019 05:16 (five years ago)
I’m never gonna post in this thread
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Sunday, 22 December 2019 05:21 (five years ago)
Let me get this straight, nobody is to post in this thread?
― a very powerful woman in the dog world (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 December 2019 06:23 (five years ago)
fuck you!! i won't do what you tell me!!!!!!!!!!!!
― j., Sunday, 22 December 2019 07:14 (five years ago)
not posting itt until i know what happened to j.
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 December 2019 14:26 (five years ago)
Stop Posting Now!
― Don’t Slander Meme (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 22 December 2019 14:45 (five years ago)
I think the thread title was pretty self-explanatory, guys. Continuing to post here when you've specifically been requested not to is very root.
― i was so hungry that i ate a hole cake entirely to myself (Old Lunch), Sunday, 22 December 2019 14:57 (five years ago)
you don't understand, Do Not Post is the name of my dog
― a very powerful woman in the dog world (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 December 2019 14:59 (five years ago)
Bump
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 22 December 2019 15:19 (five years ago)
xxpostNot sure what you are talking about. Not an admin so I don’t have root access
― Don’t Slander Meme (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 22 December 2019 15:27 (five years ago)
Hey everybody, check out this new thread I found!!!
― Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Sunday, 22 December 2019 16:18 (five years ago)
Ceci n’est pas un post.
― pomenitul, Sunday, 22 December 2019 16:22 (five years ago)
The White Album
― $1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 December 2019 16:30 (five years ago)
whoops, wrong tab
George Harrison
― $1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 December 2019 16:31 (five years ago)
fuck. Sorry again.
Guys STOP POSTING IN THIS THREAD i made myself v clear!!!!
― Bublé in the changer, I wish I was dead (Neanderthal), Sunday, 22 December 2019 16:35 (five years ago)
*wanders in*
"Finally, some peace and quiet."
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 22 December 2019 16:45 (five years ago)
Not really familiar with any of this threads work but just wanted to drop an RIP just the same
― warn me about a lurking rake (One Eye Open), Sunday, 22 December 2019 17:39 (five years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 22 December 2019 17:47 (five years ago)
There's a monster at the end of this thread, so if everyone could just stop posting, we'll never get to the end where we're sure to all be eaten.
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 22 December 2019 17:50 (five years ago)
ok grover
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Sunday, 22 December 2019 19:50 (five years ago)
*says a quiet prayer, clicks "submit post"*
― Lactose Shaolin Wanker (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 22 December 2019 19:53 (five years ago)
.
― Don’t Slander Meme (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 22 December 2019 19:56 (five years ago)
xxxp I would have got away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids...
― just another country (snoball), Sunday, 22 December 2019 20:03 (five years ago)
😆
― Don’t Slander Meme (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 22 December 2019 20:04 (five years ago)
Can I consign the cynical Star Wars franchise to this thread?
― raisin d'etre (Sanpaku), Sunday, 22 December 2019 20:19 (five years ago)
FYI: Karl Malone is Out of the Office today, returning November 18th. If you have any urgent concerns, especially about Operation Dennis, please contact Darraghmac.
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 22 December 2019 20:23 (five years ago)
mods pls delete this post
― i chop up the orange and chomp on the inside of it (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 22 December 2019 20:29 (five years ago)
mods, just for the record, I had no part in this.
― ☮ (peace, man), Sunday, 22 December 2019 21:02 (five years ago)
http://sf-encyclopedia.com/entry/time_loop
― Don’t Slander Meme (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 22 December 2019 21:02 (five years ago)
Mods, please delete all rockers
― Drive Like a Demon From Steakhouse to Steakhouse (Old Lunch), Sunday, 22 December 2019 21:33 (five years ago)
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― sarahell, Sunday, 22 December 2019 21:34 (five years ago)
Open the mod door, Hal.
― Don’t Slander Meme (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 22 December 2019 21:39 (five years ago)
Dave's not here
― sarahell, Sunday, 22 December 2019 21:53 (five years ago)
― i chop up the orange and chomp on the inside of it (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, December 22, 2019 3:29 PM
cosign
― pomenitul, Sunday, 22 December 2019 22:02 (five years ago)
what year is this?
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Sunday, 22 December 2019 23:26 (five years ago)
DO NOT KELLOGG’S IN THIS THREAD
― Don’t Slander Meme (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 23 December 2019 00:35 (five years ago)
That some kinda incomplete list of Dave's or something?
― 😎 (peace, man), Monday, 23 December 2019 00:47 (five years ago)
pom thank u for your support but please do not post in this thread
― brought a kiss to the knife fight (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 December 2019 08:48 (five years ago)
Mods, please move this thread to I Rate Everything
― Don’t Slander Meme (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 23 December 2019 11:11 (five years ago)
― brought a kiss to the knife fight (bizarro gazzara), Monday, December 23, 2019 3:48 AM (four hours ago)
I'm really sorry, bg!!! Mods, could you please delete my previous posts?
― pomenitul, Monday, 23 December 2019 13:27 (five years ago)
And this one? ^^^
― pomenitul, Monday, 23 December 2019 13:28 (five years ago)
Mods?
WHATEVA! WHATEVA! I DO WHAT I WANT!(And now let's see if my Threadkilla powers still work.)
― Anne Hedonia (j.lu), Monday, 23 December 2019 13:29 (five years ago)
Too low
― warn me about a lurking rake (One Eye Open), Monday, 23 December 2019 13:50 (five years ago)
sorry for posting itt but someone needs to point out that the mods are asleep at the wheel here
― brought a kiss to the knife fight (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 December 2019 14:04 (five years ago)
I agree it’s not funnysorry
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 1 January 2021 19:52 (four years ago)
Ill post where i fuckin like and youll do nathin
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Friday, 1 January 2021 20:04 (four years ago)
please anyone don't associate me with this insolence^
it was an honest mistake, deems on his own here
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 1 January 2021 20:07 (four years ago)
You may each have acted alone before but you have now formed an Alliance of Insolence in order to undermine the remit of this thread. The chutzpah, the very nerve.
― Telly Salivas (Old Lunch), Friday, 1 January 2021 20:55 (four years ago)
Happy 2021 everybody!!!!
― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Friday, 1 January 2021 20:59 (four years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-lQyRihb3k
― Dog Heavy Manners (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 1 January 2021 21:33 (four years ago)
http://persephonemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/cat-approves-of-post.jpg
― ankle-deep in the hoopla (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 1 January 2021 21:58 (four years ago)
U r all buttz
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Friday, 1 January 2021 22:15 (four years ago)
Just like to note I’ve managed to go more than a year without ever posting in this thread.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Friday, 1 January 2021 22:59 (four years ago)
I only post in it when absolutely necessary
― ankle-deep in the hoopla (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 1 January 2021 23:19 (four years ago)
Which is not often
And only after all other options have been considered
ur mom is all butz
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 1 January 2021 23:36 (four years ago)
Thirty-six, twenty-four, thirty-six
― kniphofia face (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 2 January 2021 15:05 (four years ago)
that os me counting the number of butz on her person
― kniphofia face (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 2 January 2021 15:06 (four years ago)
I guarantee you I will never post in this thread
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 2 January 2021 15:26 (four years ago)
mods please delete the last twenty posts
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 2 January 2021 15:33 (four years ago)
Oh, hi.
― Dog Heavy Manners (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 2 January 2021 15:46 (four years ago)
Folks, it says NOT to post in the thread
Why can you not comply with simple instructions
― ankle-deep in the hoopla (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 2 January 2021 16:00 (four years ago)
Which thread though? There are so many.
― peace, man, Saturday, 2 January 2021 16:25 (four years ago)
I question the science behind this no-posting mandate.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 2 January 2021 16:33 (four years ago)
I don't know why I keep seeing these replies. Please remove me from this POST-apocalyptic thread.
― Dog Heavy Manners (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 2 January 2021 16:38 (four years ago)
Some of y'alls moods are feeling post apologeticAfter following through on your posts apocalyptic.
― pplains, Saturday, 2 January 2021 16:47 (four years ago)
more like post-apoplectic
― Dog Heavy Manners (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 2 January 2021 16:57 (four years ago)
suffering from post traumatic stress
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 2 January 2021 17:03 (four years ago)
Sorry all, accidentally typed this and submitted it while wiping my keyboard off.
― Hongro Hongro Hippies (Myonga Vön Bontee), Saturday, 2 January 2021 17:21 (four years ago)
#onethread
― ankle-deep in the hoopla (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 2 January 2021 18:10 (four years ago)
There's only #onethread. Do not post in it.
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Saturday, 2 January 2021 18:37 (four years ago)
stop the bleeding, somebody
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 2 January 2021 18:42 (four years ago)
i’m calling the police
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 2 January 2021 19:23 (four years ago)
Never change, ILX.
― Dog Heavy Manners (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 2 January 2021 20:59 (four years ago)
STOP
― I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THE DIAPER GOT LOOSE (Neanderthal), Saturday, 28 January 2023 19:02 (two years ago)
🔨⏰
― Cat? Cat??! CAT!! (cat), Saturday, 28 January 2023 19:04 (two years ago)
HI DERE
― The Big Candy-O (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 28 January 2023 19:05 (two years ago)
oh jeez sorry i must have missed the title of the thread
― Cat? Cat??! CAT!! (cat), Saturday, 28 January 2023 19:05 (two years ago)
this is so awkward really very sorry everyone
― Cat? Cat??! CAT!! (cat), Saturday, 28 January 2023 19:06 (two years ago)
can Jeff post in this thread ?
― mark e, Saturday, 28 January 2023 19:11 (two years ago)
https://img.memegenerator.net/images/12901423.jpg
― jmm, Saturday, 28 January 2023 19:22 (two years ago)
Become ungovernable
You rebels, you
― is it milli vanilli or just a facsimile (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 28 January 2023 19:27 (two years ago)
only Smokey can “post” in this thread
― the shaker intro bit the shaker outro in the tail, hard (breastcrawl), Saturday, 28 January 2023 20:22 (two years ago)
hey look a thread!
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 28 January 2023 21:35 (two years ago)
ohshit!
(Write a message board post for a thread titled "DO NOT POST IN THIS THREAD" about how sorry you are for having to post in this thread despite the prohibition, in the style of e.e. cummings.)
ChatGPT:
"apologies, dear friends, for this regrettable breach -in this thread's sacred space, my post doth teacha lesson in irony, a sorrowful scene -disregarding requests, my words must be seen.
yet please forgive this intrusion, so bold and brash -for circumstances demand, my voice must now clashwith the rules set forth, though it causes disdain -this post, i fear, cannot be held back again.
so heed these words, and let this thread be clear -DO NOT POST HERE, its purpose still stands, don't veer.and as for this post, a regretful remorse -let it serve as a reminder to follow its course."
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 28 January 2023 23:43 (two years ago)
Post
― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 29 January 2023 00:07 (two years ago)
A church thread, gin threadA school thread, out threadOnline since Nineteen-NinetiesThe people keep it pretty cleanThey said do not postOh, do not postCall it not post shitty limits
― nashwan, Sunday, 29 January 2023 00:40 (two years ago)
note to self: don't post in this thread
― StanM, Sunday, 29 January 2023 00:50 (two years ago)
i wish there were some clear rules about whether it was ok to post in this thread or not. i like ambiguity and don't want it to go away, but i would appreciate some certainty at times as well
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 29 January 2023 01:25 (two years ago)
You broke ILX, folks. Happy?
― jmm, Sunday, 29 January 2023 16:46 (two years ago)
This is just to say
That I have posted in the thread
That you specifically asked me not to post in
And which you were probably saving for breakfast
Forgive me
It was delicious
― is it milli vanilli or just a facsimile (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 29 January 2023 20:43 (two years ago)
My parents showed me ilx and all I got was this stupid threat
― calstars, Sunday, 29 January 2023 20:45 (two years ago)