In every 70s US home ever

A bullfight poster

(cheap) wood-paneled rec room

shag carpeting

One copy each of I Sing the Body Electric and The Invisible Man.

A pool,or bumper pool, table as well as an air hockey table

Supersized brick hearth

macramé

no brick hearth in my home, but definitely shag carpeting and cheap wood panelling, also Stairway to Heaven at parties, parents ignoring children, hot naked swimming in gym class, lots of pot, having to apply to college without any help, drinking bourbon with friends, high school musicals, and "Be Here Now"

Asbestos

Free to Be You and Me

Price, Stern, Sloan parody books like Uses for a Dead Cat

Judy Collins's Colors of the Day

John Denver's Greatest Hits

Beach Boys Endless Summer

bookshelves made out of reclaimed planks and cinder blocks

a coffee table made from a cable spool

a wicker papasan chair

The Vegetarian Epicure

a rotary-dial phone with an extra-long cord (so you can take it somewhere private)

a denim vest with fake-pearl snaps

So many dead photo links over here: Let's talk about the non- pop culture pop culture enjoyed by Real Amurricans in the '70s.

Endless Summer was so great. I remember a lot of the things you posted YMP

The joy of sex

My older sister introduced us to Our Bodies, Ourselves, which we considered very outré. She also brought home hashish from college and got us younger siblings stoned

I’m OK - You’re OK
The Peter Principle

Tube socks
Tube tops

Love YMP

which is of course true, but my full post was supposed to be
Love YMP’s post, afraid to click on other thread

there were a lot of great books about consciousness and presence and being in the 70s

wish we in 2019 had the same bandwidth

fear of flying

alex haley’s roots

shogun/the thorn birds/all other novels later turned into richard chamberlain miniseries

In every 70s home ever, UK edition:
In every 70s UK home ever

All of this suggests 70s US homes were very different from 70s UK homes.

I imagine that US homes were fancier, but still had that '70s naff' aesthetic.

Table centrepiece made of wheat sheaves and shellacked bread in wicker basket tied with grosgrain ribbon

Seashells gathered on holiday in basket in bathroom.

Excerpt from “Desiderata” hanging on the (guest bathroom) wall

Entranced by this canned pear and mayonnaise delicacy (Southern homes only, apparently):

Someone brought pear salad to our big family Christmas lunch. I propose this is the worst dish the South ever invented. 🤮 pic.twitter.com/OEMr3hHaAH

— Anna Claire Vollers (@acvollers) December 26, 2019

We had the full Desiderata framed on our wall, you lazy bones.

tbh I think most, maybe all had the full “Desiderata,” I just wasn’t able to mentally summon up a picture of all those words.

They're all good!

the words?

thin brick/faux brick wall

https://stpaulsbaltimore.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/desiderata-pamphlet.pdf

stained glass chandelier

a bunch of these things apparently still exist in the Home Depot catalogue, for example, but I haven’t seen them in wild in decades

as is also the case with

World’s Best Dad

Ferns

A jade plant, hung in a macrame plant hanger

Hamburger Helper

Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco treat

A BEAD CURTAIN

all good. what about the close sibling of this last: the accordion door?

Yup, in faux-woodgrain

Crock Pot.

Whole Earth Catalog
Fondue set
Reader's Digest
The Book of Lists

Dad’s Own Bar, complete with, ahem, humorous signage with respect to opening and closing time, such as cardboard clock face with twelve 5s.

2-3 dozen copies of "Apartment Life" magazine

A lazy susan, or possibly several

"Mythology: Timeless Tales of Gods and Heroes" by Edith Hamilton

A weird, singular wood table that appears to have been carved out of an actual tree, drenched in clear lacquer, that isn't really great for most practical purposes but looks sinister and cool anyway, probably situated in the den

Oh yeah, burning Citroën knows the vibe. Musta visited my parents' house in '75.

People's Almanac / People's Chronology also big in those years

An eBay listing for James Redd (no stand included).

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/2TgAAOSw3ktfH4KF/s-l1600.jpg

I’ve always wanted to hold a Bicentennial-themed Fourth of July barbecue. Get some radio air checks from 1977, encourage folks to dress era-appropriately, find some inexpensive decorative stuff on eBay like that plate or glasses etc.

(I admit that I did go to eBay to see what Bicentenniel kitsch could be found after that post; I already love decorating my place with old LIFE magazines and other ’70s odds and ends.)

Are commemorative/collectible plates still a thing? I remember seeing commercials as a kid in the 90s, but can’t recall anything since. I see the Franklin Mint is still around, at least.

Not having been around for the Bicentennial fever, I always associate the whole thing with the oddly woozy theme song of "U.S. of Archie," which has some fun 70s funk and synth elements, but in my mind is dominated by this dreary psychedelic hangover sensibility. Apparently the show actually dates to 1974, so I'm not sure it has any direct connection at all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih9rVocvxWc

I’ll see your “U.S. of Archie” and raise you whatever the fuck this is, produced by the U.S. Information Agency:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxAEPnq1KsU

(The soundtrack sounds almost like post-Forever Changes Love, but is in fact one Edward Simon)

No ceramic panther, no deal.

Oh mannnn, Tarfumes, that video is great. Perfect example of exactly what the Yellow Submarine aesthetic had become by 1976. I grew up surrounded by kids' books whose covers were the still-image version of this, like the 1971 Houghton Mifflin Readers. We have a thread for this kind of thing, right?

OMG. I was trying to recuse or absent myself from my thread for a while like some Joycean creator whilst y’all worked your magic with these last several posts but just now I was reminded of two things. First is that I bought a book through the Scholastic Book Club called The Beatles Illustrated Lyrics which, in the paperback form I owned had no actual illustrations except on the cover, but did have an introduction by Richard Brautigan and in photo insert section which some pictures of things such as The Beatles in bathing trunks in the Bahamas whilst shooting Help! or mugging with Muhammad Ali. Second is, did anyone else on this thread apart from James Redd have bicentennial wallpaper?

A photo insert section with

Feel like I need to justify my inclusion of the first thing because of trickle down cartoon psychedelia (the one illustration on the cover reminded of what I would see a little later in the artwork for Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy without the hidden boobs) and because Scholastic Book Club book, in case we haven’t mentioned yet.

See also those special Sunday newspapers with a free wraparound Peter Max poster!

Wow, I definitely was assigned those Houghton Mifflin readers in grade school (late ‘70s - early ‘80s) — I remember Panorama and Fiesta. And James Redd, sorry to hear you got screwed on that Beatles book. I remember flipping through it at my local library and digging the illustrations, most (all?) of which were by Alan Aldridge, who had also done the Who’s A Quick One cover.

The other thing about The Beatles book was that it didn’t seem to have any of George’s songs, let alone Ringo’s, but instead included some Lennon-McCartney-for-hire audition fodder numbers such as “Like Dreamers Do.”

Hmm. Maybe that book actually has a few George songs but not all. Perhaps it’s a Northern Songs/Harrisongs thing.

That one PSA looks like some Parallax View-level mind control psy-ops.

Just confirmed that Alan Aldridge also did the Captain Fantastic artwork.

We used those Houghton Mifflin readers from K-6!

We used something called SRA Reading Laboratory.
https://bookriot.com/a-box-of-nostalgia-the-sra-reading-laboratory/

Color-coded folders containing one or two page stories along with accompanying questions. Color-coded so the kids supposedly wouldn’t know that their classmates on the Gold Level were more advanced than those on Maroon Level, they even scrambled the colors from grade to grade to throw you off the scent.

At some point later on I felt maybe we should have been reading more challenging formats but at the time it was a very addictive, gamified process, like a precursor to Duolingo.

If no one else owns up to using those think I am going to feel like I had some kind of multiverse slip.

I vividly remember the big SRA boxes in my grade school classrooms. I have no memory whatsoever of myself or any of my classmates actually using them.

Perhaps they were already being phased out by the time you arrived in the system.

We also used SRA, and took SRA tests in fifth grade.

Oh I was totally schooled via SRA. Haven't thought about that in decades, ha!

Definitely remember the giant SRA box — in fact I have so many memories of the SRA box Im wondering which ones I should and should not share.

I went to school in the 80s fwiw

Please share whatever you feel comfortable sharing.

Either on this thread or a new one if you think that would work better.

The author of this piece didn’t like the system, but her write-up – along with sample card! - seems to remind me of the appeal.

http://hackeducation.com/2015/03/19/sra

Fidgit! The Fidget Spinner of its day!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5Ms14Weak0E/Tu6KJDlk7KI/AAAAAAAAANo/NGOa_g8MIxU/s1600/fidgit2.jpg

^this wasn’t some kind of mood thing?

In any case, that one is slowly working its Proustian madeleine magic on me this morning, thanks for posting.

I don't remember if it was temperature sensitive like a mood ring. It was some kind of oily I-don't-know-what that changed colors as you smushed it around with your fingertips.

I thought I remembered every stupid device of the era, and I have zero recollection of the Fidgit.

I recognize it, or the general principle. Maybe we had a differentlyre-formed, no-name knockoff from a few years later.

I don't remember the Fidget thing. But randomly it triggered memories of GI Joe action figurines. Google sent me to an vintage TV commercial for GI Joe with Kung Fu grip. From today's vantage point, yikes. Don't think my parents were particularly anti-Vietnam War but that figurine is OTT.

In (many) 70s homes in NYC and the Tri-State Area: mini-bagel necklaces with names on them given as souvenirs for going on Wonderama.

"A jade plant, hung in a macrame plant hanger" absoilutely

I didn't see this yet in this thread

https://i.etsystatic.com/8777027/r/il/dc4ba3/730668538/il_fullxfull.730668538_4ei2.jpg

Oooh, we had one of those. I remember sitting around it with my parents on Friday nights pretending it was a campfire.

Just considered starting an In every 70s US school ever thread but thought better of it

Do it!

Split-flap/flip (alarm) clocks

(Always forget the name of those things, along with the name of their big brother, the Solari, although I can still hear the sound when they flip and click back into place)

Yes, very much like having a mini version of a train station big board in your bedroom.

In discussions about devices that last forever people always mention the digital clock radios from the '80s (General Electric especially) that many of us still use, but I wonder how many people still use a split-flap alarm clock... I name I've now just learned.

This looks interesting: https://www.branchingoutwood.com/blog/four-nifty-steampunk-display-technologies

https://d3j17a2r8lnfte.cloudfront.net/aes/2023/6/medium/skWaBvYW2FzUqqfyfL3FZwvs.jpeg

^that was such a good game

Along with Perfection, such an analog forbearer of video game dexterity.