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Let the games begin.
― surm, Monday, 6 January 2020 17:44 (six years ago)
thank you for being a fiend
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 January 2020 17:51 (six years ago)
jeez Sarah Jessica needs some work
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 January 2020 17:59 (six years ago)
lol @ you both
― surm, Monday, 6 January 2020 18:01 (six years ago)
i just finished redecorating my apartment, it's beautiful! now i just want to get a bar cart . . . . . . . . . this is gonna be a full on bach pad imma tell you right now
― surm, Monday, January 6, 2020 11:44 AM
i suggest modeling it on Rock Hudson's in Pillow Talk
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 January 2020 18:02 (six years ago)
omg. so hot. now i just need a party line! also: i've been listening to a LOT of Doris Day. in the morning when i get ready. gay much?
― surm, Monday, 6 January 2020 18:04 (six years ago)
que sera sera
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 January 2020 18:05 (six years ago)
queer sera sera!
― surm, Monday, 6 January 2020 18:09 (six years ago)
We missed a bet not calling this thread FEAST OF THE ASS.
― Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Monday, 6 January 2020 18:12 (six years ago)
#culo
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 January 2020 18:13 (six years ago)
hieeeee
― clouds, Monday, 6 January 2020 22:54 (six years ago)
hey girl hey!
― surm, Monday, 6 January 2020 23:00 (six years ago)
i'm having a situation with a coworker and i'm about to lose it on his straight white male ass good morning!
― surm, Tuesday, 7 January 2020 15:32 (six years ago)
that was super uncomfortable.
― surm, Thursday, 9 January 2020 18:14 (six years ago)
i'm about to lose it on his straight white male ass
I am sure we're all reading this the correct way.
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Thursday, 9 January 2020 18:44 (six years ago)
Also, remind me what day again the Feast of the Ass is? I think I'm out of town.
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Thursday, 9 January 2020 18:45 (six years ago)
January 14th is the FEAST OF THE ASS
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Thursday, 9 January 2020 18:50 (six years ago)
Tuesdays are bad for me.
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Thursday, 9 January 2020 18:57 (six years ago)
ummmmmmmm so when are you getting married!??!??!?!?!?
― surm, Thursday, 9 January 2020 19:32 (six years ago)
(not on a Tuesday i guess)
― surm, Thursday, 9 January 2020 19:44 (six years ago)
No but I hope to make Feast of the Ass the reception theme!
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Thursday, 9 January 2020 20:04 (six years ago)
We're looking to do it in late September or early October.
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Thursday, 9 January 2020 20:05 (six years ago)
Ass hysteria!
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 January 2020 20:12 (six years ago)
i'm glad you waited to do it, v quaint
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 January 2020 21:46 (six years ago)
Quaint misbehavin'
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Thursday, 9 January 2020 21:49 (six years ago)
perfect time for a wedding. October weddings are my absolute favorite. perfect time to wear a jacket.
― surm, Friday, 10 January 2020 16:01 (six years ago)
Hi queers. Holidays were a shit-show for me emotionally but I’m excited to be alive and mobile on this dreary day
― flamboyant goon tie included, Friday, 10 January 2020 17:10 (six years ago)
what happened flambo?
― surm, Friday, 10 January 2020 17:11 (six years ago)
Rather not focus on the bad but instead focus on the good, tbh?
There is something so appealing about a man with an enormous dick who is really only interested in touching the previously untouched, not about the nut or about showing off.
― flamboyant goon tie included, Friday, 10 January 2020 23:12 (six years ago)
i like that image
― surm, Saturday, 11 January 2020 17:33 (six years ago)
my new fling has an enormous d. he wants to put it in me. i'm not sure about it.
― surm, Saturday, 11 January 2020 17:34 (six years ago)
what did y'all do this weekend?
― surm, Monday, 13 January 2020 19:13 (six years ago)
Fighting a light infection and some latent depression, slept a lot. You?
― flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 13 January 2020 19:27 (six years ago)
talked to a visiting British pop journalist at Julius'
went to a party and chatted up an adorable hetero man i have a hopeless crush on
saw a couple old restored movies at MoMA
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 January 2020 19:28 (six years ago)
that sounds glorious, when were u at Julius? i was there on Friday night.
also been fighting a cold. i hooked up with a friend and watched some good movies. INSIDIOUS is great!!!!!!!!!! that was some scary shit. and yesterday i finally got around to playing/recording some music thank goodness.
what do you do when you get depressed to fight it flambo?
― surm, Monday, 13 January 2020 19:30 (six years ago)
i was there Saturday around 7. pre-SRO
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 January 2020 19:38 (six years ago)
an unusually quiet weekend except for a happy hour. Saw 4K Trouble in Paradise yesterday.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 January 2020 19:42 (six years ago)
@ surm, I ask for extensions on my deadlines, I go for walks, I cook, I smoke weed and watch movies in the evening.
― flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 13 January 2020 20:18 (six years ago)
<3 love those remedies. extensions, weed and movies are all part of my arsenal too.
― surm, Monday, 13 January 2020 20:19 (six years ago)
went to the desert with my husband. a lovely time, got in some hiking and a li’l hot tub canoodling
― donna rouge, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 00:30 (six years ago)
sounds great, big desert fan here
― ingredience (map), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 01:30 (six years ago)
i'm moving into a (really cute and nice) trailer with my bf next month.
― ingredience (map), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 01:32 (six years ago)
donna where did you guys go?
― ingredience (map), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 01:33 (six years ago)
also: I had a really fucking powerful gummy bear for the Lubitsch film
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 01:35 (six years ago)
tsk tsk
if you can't get high on Lubitsch alone...
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 01:56 (six years ago)
I'm in Boston, enjoying the skyline somehow?
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 02:56 (six years ago)
that sounds nice! the skyline in Boston is indeed mesmerizing. donna your vacation sounds p much perfect.
― surm, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 16:48 (six years ago)
i can't recall any detail of Bos skyline aside from Citgo sign next to Fenway
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 17:00 (six years ago)
has anyone here ever gotten a nose job?
― surm, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 21:09 (six years ago)
is that like a blow job
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 22:04 (six years ago)
u know what you're practically glowing through the computer screen, i am very happy for your new life!
― surm, Thursday, 5 March 2020 20:53 (five years ago)
don't do it, surm, it'd be a deprivation for you and whoever else
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 March 2020 20:59 (five years ago)
then again as someone who usu indulges via... parties... i wonder if coronavirus should change that
hmmm, no
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 March 2020 21:01 (five years ago)
o right u like the parties
that's very sweet of you, what you said, i'm really juggling the options. it feels weird so far, you know it's only been a month. i look kinda disastrous so i probably need to plan like a salon day.
― surm, Thursday, 5 March 2020 21:13 (five years ago)
oh shit i’ve only just realised these threads are full queer now. hello fellow queers!
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 6 March 2020 21:05 (five years ago)
oh snap! i didn't know you were queer! weeheeeeeeee!!!
― surm, Friday, 6 March 2020 21:08 (five years ago)
(by that, i mean i didn’t feel right posting in what were nominally gay threads)
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 6 March 2020 21:08 (five years ago)
yes we're very queer now i never liked the word gay tbh, i don't even identify as gay even though i'm a man who likes men!
― surm, Friday, 6 March 2020 21:09 (five years ago)
xp yeah, i went through a whole bisexual coming-out process last year, complete with counselling and therapy groups
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 6 March 2020 21:10 (five years ago)
that's amazing! so proactive and positive.
― surm, Friday, 6 March 2020 21:11 (five years ago)
oh i completely get that, the label thing can be frustrating when attraction/identity are so much more complicated
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 6 March 2020 21:11 (five years ago)
<3 are you like seeing people now?
― surm, Friday, 6 March 2020 21:12 (five years ago)
no change to my life at all, i just didn’t want to keep hiding who i am (although it’s properly grand to see a staggeringly hot dude at a carnival and grab my mate and say “just don’t talk to me for the next 20 seconds, just don’t”)
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 6 March 2020 21:15 (five years ago)
:D :D :D love it
― surm, Friday, 6 March 2020 21:16 (five years ago)
<3
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 6 March 2020 21:16 (five years ago)
It would be presumptive of me to identify as queer tbh. But luckily this thread welcomes all kinds!
― crusty but malignant (Eric H.), Friday, 6 March 2020 21:22 (five years ago)
Instead of celibacy, I gorge on Muriel Spark novel.s
Welcome, Autumn! We need to expand the membership.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 March 2020 21:31 (five years ago)
thank you!
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 6 March 2020 21:37 (five years ago)
and let's talk about Hawt Guys You Have Seen.
have you done the deed yet?
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 March 2020 21:39 (five years ago)
“done the deed” bahahahahafwiw i identify as queer because sometimes it’s easier than having to explain things (including the 1990s)
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 6 March 2020 21:42 (five years ago)
Lately I've been really enjoying mangling Twitter slang irl. "I enjoy to see it." "I hate to see that." "And that's the that on it, question mark."
― meaner stinks meat bake it cone (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 8 March 2020 21:43 (five years ago)
i'm back on twitter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― surm, Monday, 9 March 2020 16:08 (five years ago)
You picked quite a time to make your return!
― crusty but malignant (Eric H.), Monday, 9 March 2020 17:14 (five years ago)
why, has sumthin been happnin
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 9 March 2020 17:51 (five years ago)
Same thing, just more of it and infinitely worse.
― crusty but malignant (Eric H.), Monday, 9 March 2020 17:59 (five years ago)
oh no
― surm, Monday, 9 March 2020 18:40 (five years ago)
the cancelled f1 grand prix is in my neighbourhood, lewis hamilton suddenly has three days off, and so do i
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 13 March 2020 02:22 (five years ago)
godspeed
― DJP, Friday, 13 March 2020 13:29 (five years ago)
do any other singles over the age of 40 think you've had sex for the last time?
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 14 March 2020 23:17 (five years ago)
Because of COVID? I don't think that's gonna be the case at all, I think once the virus starts to go into remission there'll be a massive sex party
― meaner stinks meat bake it cone (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 15 March 2020 02:11 (five years ago)
I had funtime with a guy who left Seattle two weeks ago!
End times!
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 15 March 2020 02:24 (five years ago)
not a good time in my life for there to be a sex strike
― surm, Tuesday, 17 March 2020 06:21 (five years ago)
captain trips has obliterated my queer connections
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 06:53 (five years ago)
SPRING already
worst spring ever
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 March 2020 12:09 (five years ago)
How is everybody holding up?
I'm finally out of my depression and getting some work done! Hooray!
― we have no stan but to choice (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 26 March 2020 16:10 (five years ago)
Dunno how I'll survive without a man's arms around my cock for the next six months.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 March 2020 16:14 (five years ago)
Grindr should start an offshoot app called Sheltr that's specifically for gays looking for a quarantine buddy
― we have no stan but to choice (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 26 March 2020 16:43 (five years ago)
(I would prob use Sheltr regardless of quarantine, all I want is somebody for whom I can cook breakfast)
― we have no stan but to choice (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 26 March 2020 16:44 (five years ago)
not even thinking about sex much
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 March 2020 16:47 (five years ago)
Work is keeping me occupied roughly 80% of my waking hours these days, which is to say I am holding up.
― coronoshebettadontvirus (Eric H.), Thursday, 26 March 2020 17:23 (five years ago)
Following a routine has been pretty easier.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 March 2020 17:35 (five years ago)
I have been waking up at 8/9am, making coffee, blinking and realizing it's 3:30pm. I don't know where my days are going. Ugh!
― we have no stan but to choice (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 26 March 2020 19:21 (five years ago)
Omg guys
― surm, Friday, 10 April 2020 14:17 (five years ago)
How are we, do we have a spring thread
I'm a month sex-free!
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 10 April 2020 14:19 (five years ago)
sex appreciates it
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 April 2020 22:13 (five years ago)
atm i’m so deprived of humans that every person i see on the street is unusually hot
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 11 April 2020 01:38 (five years ago)
OMGSameIt’s gotten to the point where literally at the grocery store today I was checking out guys with face masks on
― surm, Sunday, 19 April 2020 19:16 (five years ago)
I have been banned from the streets
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 19 April 2020 19:35 (five years ago)
self-isolating LGBTs of SPRING 2020
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 19 April 2020 19:36 (five years ago)