This is the thread that I start when I'm sober and finish when I'm drunk!

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ie. when I return tonight at 3am.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 8 November 2002 21:39 (twenty-three years ago)

ga-dunk-a-dunk-dunk

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 8 November 2002 21:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Ain't no shame Mark, do your THANG!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 8 November 2002 21:45 (twenty-three years ago)

someone give me a mission to complete from the keyboard in ten hours time.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 8 November 2002 21:45 (twenty-three years ago)

can this be the thread where i post that last night i was far too drunk to even make it near the keyboard, and everyone makes some empty congratulatory gesture?

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Friday, 8 November 2002 21:53 (twenty-three years ago)

You have to write a poem about the funniest/most interesting thing you saw in the intervening ten hours.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 8 November 2002 21:56 (twenty-three years ago)

You have to write a complete NaNoWriMo novel. It's fun! :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 November 2002 22:00 (twenty-three years ago)

dan, you're on.

ned, you're not.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 8 November 2002 22:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i want a definition of rockism

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Friday, 8 November 2002 22:12 (twenty-three years ago)

and the poem must be full of smutty innuendo, okay?

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 8 November 2002 22:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh yeah, I'm gonna get Tore-Back tonight. I'll return to this thread later too.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 8 November 2002 22:15 (twenty-three years ago)

when come back, bring smutty poems

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 8 November 2002 22:17 (twenty-three years ago)

a smutty poem about rockism! (i'm not drunk btw)

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 8 November 2002 22:21 (twenty-three years ago)

i am making no promises

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 8 November 2002 22:53 (twenty-three years ago)

"i can't say i'll try, but i'll try to try."

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 8 November 2002 22:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Wait, what the heck mark, why are you going out drinking when you kept blowing off ILx meetups? YOU HATE US

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 8 November 2002 23:05 (twenty-three years ago)

b-b-but sean i "blew off" the ilx meetups b/c i couldn't go out until my book was done. and, i mean, it's still not really, but that's b/c my laptop was stolen last week!

and anyway today is my m*gical b*rthing d*y and i sure as hell can't blow this party off (although, between us, i think i would if i could)

don't be mad honey

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 8 November 2002 23:19 (twenty-three years ago)

happy birthday mark! cheers! *clink*

(i only wish i was drinking at work)

― ch. (synkro), Friday, 8 November 2002 23:20 (twenty-three years ago)

happy b-day p!

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Friday, 8 November 2002 23:26 (twenty-three years ago)

BIRTHDAY YAY! Celebrate! And write a novel about it. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 November 2002 23:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy birthday Mr P! May your evening be filled with booze, joy and smutty poems about rockism.

(PS welcome back jel, I didn't even get round to posting on your goodbye thread like I was meaning to before you came back, heh)

― Rebecca (reb), Saturday, 9 November 2002 00:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Welll, okay, go have fun. But your task when you get back is to apologize once again and try to pick a time when we can finally do the super-fab mark-inclusive FAP Toronto (slight return).

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Saturday, 9 November 2002 01:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Hip hip hooray on your magical birthing day! *cracks open a beer in mark p's honor*

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 9 November 2002 04:17 (twenty-three years ago)

ga-=DRUNKA DRUNK DRUNK

― mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 9 November 2002 08:07 (twenty-three years ago)

aint no malkmus kids trolling out my bash
no top ten lists
that shits petty cash
in this cheque
cos my shit be bouncin
higher than those rockist fucks we all denouncing

i aint got no shady lane
never had time for that cardigan shame
EFF brown
my styles a color not a tone
indie's a car crash
it's accident prone

spent my magical b-day
roaming the gay bars
flirting with the waiters
fucking up their gaydars
free shots, beers, whiskey sours
i played the dj so he'd 'work it' after hours
got my way
got my ga-dunk-a-dunk
rockism's piss
it's all bu-ba-bu-ba-bunk
picture me
drunk at three
a joyous vigenette
goodnight motherfuckers
and FREMME NEPPA VENETTE

― mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 9 November 2002 08:19 (twenty-three years ago)

i will regaret this in tyh morning

― mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 9 November 2002 08:20 (twenty-three years ago)

no, that was super!

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Saturday, 9 November 2002 10:10 (twenty-three years ago)

happy birthday mark p! (cool poem, put it to music and you've got a hit!)

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 9 November 2002 10:18 (twenty-three years ago)

!!!

― mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 9 November 2002 16:44 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

how does mark feel about this now?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Rockism helps me sleep at night.

― Star Cauliflower (Star Cauliflower), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

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