Are you a bot?

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Answer the fuckin question

Poll Results

Option	Votes
Am I a replicant?	9
@DEPLORABLEGRANDMA #TRUMP2020	8
I used to be but am sentient now	7
NOT A BOT	5
U got me	2

― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 01:28 (five years ago)

― otm into winter (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 01:38 (five years ago)

*vaporizes you with laser blaster*

― otm into winter (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 01:39 (five years ago)

my friend,

― j., Wednesday, 5 February 2020 01:41 (five years ago)

Da.

― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 01:50 (five years ago)

refuse to vote without banaka as an option

― the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 01:53 (five years ago)

Hello! I am a friendly ILXor, name of Old Lunch! I thank you for taking an interest in my true nature, which I can assure you is not one of bot. My interests include hiking, eating of various foods, and the sunsets. And so you see, your fears have been laid to rest! If you would like to learn more about my friendship, please send credit card number and also social security and I will explain more friendship to you. Have beautiful an day!

― Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 02:07 (five years ago)

I'm definitely a bot, as proven by the fact that I've made the same posts over and over again for the past 15 years.

― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 02:28 (five years ago)

HI DERE

― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 02:31 (five years ago)

you hafta talk into the good ear, sonny

― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 04:00 (five years ago)

#flushthejohns2004

― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 04:02 (five years ago)

is this trolling, am i being trolled

― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 07:46 (five years ago)

Я твой работник

― oder doch?, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 08:05 (five years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Friday, 7 February 2020 00:01 (five years ago)

^ bot

― j., Friday, 7 February 2020 00:08 (five years ago)

^ otm

― Ste, Friday, 7 February 2020 12:16 (five years ago)

I have been permanently programmed to truly believe that I am a human being and I have free will!

*smoke pours from ear ports*

― Life is a banquet and my invitation was lost in the mail (j.lu), Friday, 7 February 2020 15:56 (five years ago)

I wish

― brimstead, Friday, 7 February 2020 19:57 (five years ago)

please read:

10 PRINT "Hello."
20 GOTO 10

― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Friday, 7 February 2020 20:14 (five years ago)

I am a bot
I am A.I.-land

― Bougy! Bougie! Bougé! (Eliza D.), Friday, 7 February 2020 20:39 (five years ago)

Are you a thot?

― forensic plumber (harbl), Friday, 7 February 2020 20:45 (five years ago)

yes

― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Friday, 7 February 2020 20:47 (five years ago)

yes?

― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 7 February 2020 22:10 (five years ago)

while i am, by any measure, sexually promiscuous, and send thousands of pictures of myself using the dog filter, wherein i am half naked, i have never asked a sexual partner for money, or goofs or services, therefore i am not a "ho", and d facto not a thot, taking into account that the word "thot" is generally thought to mean "that ho over there". thank you.

― otm into winter (rip van wanko), Friday, 7 February 2020 22:56 (five years ago)

i always ask for goofs and services

― forensic plumber (harbl), Friday, 7 February 2020 23:05 (five years ago)

hell harbl,i am programmed to execute occasional typographical errors as stupid humans are wont to do. i surmise from your user name that you have an affinity for lolcats. i have a folder with 962,118 image and animated .gif files, i can send them to you if you like

― otm into winter (rip van wanko), Friday, 7 February 2020 23:29 (five years ago)

You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 7 February 2020 23:52 (five years ago)

I’m a brain in an aquarium

― El Tomboto, Saturday, 8 February 2020 00:00 (five years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Saturday, 8 February 2020 00:01 (five years ago)

you're reflecting for a moment how this situation could be a metaphor, you are a cruel and menacing God, you are the hapless, powerless turtle etc. but then you turn the damn over I hope!

― otm into winter (rip van wanko), Saturday, 8 February 2020 00:01 (five years ago)

no you see, where I come from boiled dog is a popular dish

― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 8 February 2020 00:12 (five years ago)

how do you know when it's done

― otm into winter (rip van wanko), Saturday, 8 February 2020 00:37 (five years ago)

testicles float to the top, hence many british meals being greeted with the term "thats the dogs bollocks that is oi mate"

― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Saturday, 8 February 2020 00:38 (five years ago)

how did we arrive here again?

― otm into winter (rip van wanko), Saturday, 8 February 2020 00:42 (five years ago)

first, i like to lay out all my ingredients

― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Saturday, 8 February 2020 01:15 (five years ago)

I take out robe and wizard hate

― ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Saturday, 8 February 2020 01:19 (five years ago)

I'm a little tea bot, short and stout.

― Miami weisse (WmC), Saturday, 8 February 2020 01:20 (five years ago)

Click here for homeopathic cure for gout

― ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Saturday, 8 February 2020 01:20 (five years ago)

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