How are they going to end ILX?

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Mark S. wakes up and pads towards the bathroom for his daily ablutions. In the shower is ... BOBBY G!!!

"Honey, I had this terrible dream about ROCKISM..."

What's your end of the board scenario?

― kate, Saturday, 9 November 2002 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

this makes me grin

― Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Saturday, 9 November 2002 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)

bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang.

bang.

the end.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 9 November 2002 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)

That's an awful lot of bangs considering that with all the multiple identities and all, there are only really about 12 of us here.

― kate, Saturday, 9 November 2002 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I was just making sure. all those fremme neppa venetters, etc.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 9 November 2002 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Shot of man wearing a surgical apron and a baby mask, pulls back mask to reveal the face of Ned Raggett.
Shot of Andrew lying in a dentist-esque chair, utterly vacant look in his eyes, obvious signs of recent torture in the form of neat cuts and abrasions all over his face.
Camera pulls back to reveal the chair mounted in the centre of a vast chamber, white light streaming in from the gaping circular mouth of the now-aparrent cylinder of the walls.

Roll credits.

― Andrew (enneff), Saturday, 9 November 2002 15:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Shot of man wearing a surgical apron and a baby mask, pulls back mask to reveal the face of Ned Raggett.

"and i would have got away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!!"

― ron (ron), Saturday, 9 November 2002 16:34 (twenty-two years ago)

change to "old man raggett"

― ron (ron), Saturday, 9 November 2002 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

The truth REVEALED!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 9 November 2002 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)

(nobody's ending anything until my sontag thread gets answered goddammit)

― jones (actual), Saturday, 9 November 2002 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

The Hammy Hamster way:

...but that's another story.

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 9 November 2002 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

It just vanishes!

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 9 November 2002 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

INto thin air, or in a puff of green smoke?

I wish I could remember what my dad said it was that he was studying, disappearing off to endless business meetings in Brussels, and when we asked what he was doing there, he said "learning how to vanish in a puff of green smoke" and then handed us cute tin models of the airplanes that he travelled on.

Little did we know that this was practise for later on in real life...

― kate, Saturday, 9 November 2002 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

The Hammy Hamster way
I prefer the Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie way, myself.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Saturday, 9 November 2002 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Is there a Fun Lovin Criminals joke in there somewhere?

(Make them bring my bassist back home, yeah...)

― kate, Saturday, 9 November 2002 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

once i had a dream that the government shut down ile.

― sand.y, Saturday, 9 November 2002 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

stranger things have happened sandy.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 9 November 2002 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Into a puff of green smoke I think, and people won't remember it at all. Until Arnie starts having flash backs and reveals the truth about ILX and brings down an evil regime, and starts ILX2, but doesn't have the programming skills to do so.

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 9 November 2002 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Screen Writers Guild? And are you now or have you ever been a member of the ilXorist Party?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Sunday, 10 November 2002 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

I guess we got renewed or something.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 15:38 (twenty years ago)

it'll be like a locked groove.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 15:40 (twenty years ago)

Not with a bang, but a whimper.

― Skottie, Tuesday, 22 June 2004 15:40 (twenty years ago)

It will be like the ending of Angel.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 15:41 (twenty years ago)

That's an awful lot of bangs considering that with all the multiple identities and all, there are only really about 12 of us here.
-- kate (masonicboo...), November 9th, 2002 3:07 PM.

RJG was a prophet of our time. (your time)

when do we all get to gang bang?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 15:43 (twenty years ago)

and who would get the last bang?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 15:43 (twenty years ago)

less talk more pork

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 15:44 (twenty years ago)

I figured at the end we'd all link arms and do a massive dance routine on Broadway. It'd be choreographed by Gene Kelly, Wade Robson, David Brent and the cast of You Got Served.

― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 15:46 (twenty years ago)

And the credits will roll across this picture:

http://www.photo.net/photo/pcd2619/cambria-29.3.jpg

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 15:59 (twenty years ago)

Do we define ILX in terms of the people, or is it a sum greater than its parts?

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 16:01 (twenty years ago)

http://usagis-house.net/seruga/voltron.jpg

― I am not a mandible (Barima), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 16:40 (twenty years ago)

Do we define ILX in terms of the people, or is it a sum greater than its parts?

ILX is like a corporation; even when the original founders have long since "passed on" (or, indeed, actually passed on), this community will still be existing and thriving. Or at least that's how I view it.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 19:41 (twenty years ago)

it'll be like a locked groove.
-- jel -- (freeduni...), June 22nd, 2004. (jel) (later)

Jel wins!

― Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 07:05 (twenty years ago)

Was all that Fremme Nappa Whasit really all the way back in 2002?
I liked the "Brazil" take off.

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 07:26 (twenty years ago)

my how time flys!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 07:31 (twenty years ago)

tym flys lyk an arrow.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 07:35 (twenty years ago)

and frucht flize....

Ah, it'll just be one of those days in the future when a message will appear and never leaves that says:

The Web site cannot be found

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 08:53 (twenty years ago)

I liked the "Brazil" take off.

Yay!

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 08:55 (twenty years ago)

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― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 10:33 (twenty years ago)

I liked the Blake's 7 one

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 11:27 (twenty years ago)

Surely Mark Grout's thread answers this question!

I hope Frank Oz did the novelisation.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 11:48 (twenty years ago)

http://marvelite.prohosting.com/surfer/profiles/graphics/ultimatenul.gif

― Shake Your Halo Down! (ex machina), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 11:57 (twenty years ago)

Everyone's computer crashes. Smoke emerges from the machines' wreckage, forming the words "TURN BACK YOU POXY FULE."

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 13:46 (twenty years ago)

twelve years pass...

well

― F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 10 November 2016 17:09 (eight years ago)

I doubt that

― did we ever get wizz sorted (wins), Thursday, 10 November 2016 17:12 (eight years ago)

hen fap

― harold melvin and the bluetones (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 10 November 2016 17:20 (eight years ago)

77 BORADRUM

― rip van wanko, Thursday, 10 November 2016 18:53 (eight years ago)

Are we pinning this one on Trump too?

― The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 November 2016 18:55 (eight years ago)

this query haunts my dreams

― calstars, Thursday, 10 November 2016 23:54 (eight years ago)

Ilx won't die, but you will

― calstars, Thursday, 10 November 2016 23:55 (eight years ago)

three months pass...

51 one user at a time

― F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 9 March 2017 17:04 (eight years ago)

Then the final 51 ilxors form a tontine.

― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 9 March 2017 19:12 (eight years ago)

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