Am I a dick?

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Am I just not funny, or clever, or witty, or intelligent, or likable in any way?

Tell me if I am, and I'll stop being a dick.

Straight answers please, before we move on to the self-depreciation of others.

― Andrew (enneff), Saturday, 9 November 2002 15:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Single-word answers.

― Andrew (enneff), Saturday, 9 November 2002 15:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Are you having a bad day, Andrew? maybe it's sleep deprivation due to your noisy neighbours making you cranky and over sensitive?

― kate, Saturday, 9 November 2002 15:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Nah. They only really deprived me of about 20 minutes of sleep (since they started the music just as I was going to bed). I could be irritable due to exam pressures, perhaps.

I guess this thread is just a weak attempt at fishing for compliments. (which is an action that I, hypocritically, dislike greatly) It's not that I feel unloved or anything. I think I'm just an egomaniac.

― Andrew (enneff), Saturday, 9 November 2002 15:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, sorry. Today I don't really want to talk about anything else except Julian Casablancas giving me toerubs. That's my only topic of conversation that I will deem acceptible.

― kate, Saturday, 9 November 2002 15:48 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought you were a generous ILx benefactor?

― Graham (graham), Saturday, 9 November 2002 15:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh god, please. That guy is hideous.

― Andrew (enneff), Saturday, 9 November 2002 15:50 (twenty-three years ago)

I am a generous ILx benefactor - for the purposes of guilting people into helping me figure out what to do with the next 8 months.

― Andrew (enneff), Saturday, 9 November 2002 15:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Drink, eat, and leave the house to dance.

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 9 November 2002 15:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes, he is hideous. I fully agree. However, he is still my future husband, and as such, he must RUB MY TOES, BEE-YATCH!!!

― kate, Saturday, 9 November 2002 15:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Ronan, you are the greatest man alive.

― Andrew (enneff), Saturday, 9 November 2002 15:57 (twenty-three years ago)

*bows* thank you, you've made a grey Saturday less grey.

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 9 November 2002 16:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I wish my Saturday were less grey. That's it, I officially hate Saturdays. They are invariably wasted grey blocks of time spent wishing that it was Sunday.

― kate, Saturday, 9 November 2002 16:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Drink, eat, and leave the house to dance.
Either can (and should) be done out/inside the house. Variation is the key here. :-)

― nathalie (nathalie), Saturday, 9 November 2002 16:14 (twenty-three years ago)

But Saturday night!!!

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 9 November 2002 16:14 (twenty-three years ago)

i thought you were being a dick for a couple of minutes the other day, but now i don't

in general, not dick

― ron (ron), Saturday, 9 November 2002 16:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Just out of interest, why did you think I was being a dick the other day? Maybe I could avoid it in future.

― Andrew (enneff), Saturday, 9 November 2002 16:54 (twenty-three years ago)

well, i posted a suggestion about checking for duplicate thread titles, and soon after, you posted a snarky thing about "what the fuck, just don't look at them etc." (not verbatim)

after thinking about it for a minute, i realized a) you may not have even been aiming at my suggestion and b) you were at that time concerned about the load on yr server, so more features was probably not appealing. (the turning off of the unread feature followed closely)

plus it was not that big of a deal

― ron (ron), Saturday, 9 November 2002 17:06 (twenty-three years ago)

I remember that incident. yes. I thought 'ron probably could think andrew is a dick just now, but he probably won't in a little while.'

and...I was completely right.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 9 November 2002 17:14 (twenty-three years ago)

not grammatically, but.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 9 November 2002 17:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Andrew is a Most Worthy Individual. This has been determined by scientific measurement and accurate poll results. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 9 November 2002 17:15 (twenty-three years ago)

I think I was talking about the F.N.V. threads. I still think that ignoring them is the best policy. But yes, I can see how I would've sounded like a dick. Sorry about that. (I think you got the quote pretty much right, too ;)

― Andrew (enneff), Saturday, 9 November 2002 17:27 (twenty-three years ago)

kate, you don't deserve julian! he is mine

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Saturday, 9 November 2002 18:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Andrew, you seem alright.

― Mark C (Mark C), Saturday, 9 November 2002 18:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Sorry, Boxcubed, you can't have him till he's done with my toes. Oooh, Catfite, CATFITE!!!

― kate, Saturday, 9 November 2002 18:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Actually, I really think we need an ongoing thread where you can check if you're a dick or not! I always worry -- it would be nice to check in every now and then and make sure you're not bugging the fuck out of everyone.

So if I am not irritating, please note that below. If I am, please specify how and I'll work on it.

― nabisco (nabisco), Sunday, 10 November 2002 00:47 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm a complete and utter dick. I wish I could find some way to make this sound funny or something.

― Sean (Sean), Sunday, 10 November 2002 00:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, at least you're not an asshead.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Sunday, 10 November 2002 01:02 (twenty-three years ago)

everyone is entitled to be a dick now and then, as long as it isnt for the duration of your life.
and i dont think you are a dick, btw, andrew, or anyone else here for that matter.
anyway, do what i do, when you HAVE behaved like a dick just put it donw to being 'complex' :-)

― donna (donna), Sunday, 10 November 2002 01:44 (twenty-three years ago)

I think we've already had enough of that for this week, Donna.

― nabisco (nabisco), Sunday, 10 November 2002 08:59 (twenty-three years ago)

four years pass...

http://kinkyturtle.masemware.com/sketchbookpics/mutants/statuesque.html

― Michael Dudikoff presents Action Adventure Theatre, Friday, 21 September 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

oh the coincidences

― Michael Dudikoff presents Action Adventure Theatre, Friday, 21 September 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://kinkyturtle.masemware.com/sketchbookpics/mutants/dickhead.gif
there

― Michael Dudikoff presents Action Adventure Theatre, Friday, 21 September 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

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