best line in a movie

pushed, right now, it's "mind my grief!" in the long good friday

"you stand convicted of assholism"

"This is one of those days which the pages of history teach us are best spent lying in bed."

no

neither of those are better, sorry. we're takin this one awful serious lads.

"I will not tolerate rudeness in the presence of a star--two stars."

Needs visuals.

That whole speech Hoskins does (in one unbroken shot?) about Colin is fantastic. As good as anyone.

Quite fond of “Ask me things, please” in Carol.
Pretty useless without the visual though.

‘As a youth I used to weep in butchers shops’.

"The world belongs to the meat-eaters, and if you have to take it raw, take it raw."

neither of my responses was serious, but right now the only movie line I can think of that's a serious contender is Robert Mitchum in Out of the Past saying, "Baby, I don't care." Probably still not my actual answer.

the real treasure is the lines you relish along the way imo

Either 'I'm a drifter with nothing to lose' or 'I mean to beat you to death and drink your blood from a boot'.

"Just keep swimming" - Finding Nemo 2

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fer fucks sake, francie

Yeah, well... sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

basically half the quotes stuck in my head are from Cool Hand Luke

"Nobody's perfect."

,"Just so you know, he tried to impress me with a loud fart once. He put his legs behind his head and shouted, "Someone's cutting the cheese." Instead of just gas, a big glob of turd flew out of his butt like a rocket. It did a loop-the-loop near the wall and landed on the bed. So if anyone's a bed crapper around here, it's him."

"I'm not a child, I have feelings!"

"You've gotta be fucking kidding"

"Everyone knows Manny Davis--except Mrs. Manny Davis."

Some scenes are so good, they get their own webpage.

http://parksungwoong.tistory.com/16171

'Violence...is something that plagues us, as a so-ci-e-ty.'

'No, Christine, that's a frog. Bears wear hats.'

“Let's not all start sucking each others' dicks just yet.”

these choices illustrate the decline of Hollywood

It's what it is

Sorry, here's one for Morbs

'Pardon me, madame, but may I borrow your looking glass? I fear I may have dropped my ruffled cummerbund whilst gadding about in my horseless carriage!' - from one of those movies with no talking in them, probably

if it aint itll do til the mess gets here

dont try and church it up, son

So many from No Country..."He don't talk as much as you; I give him points for that."

'How are the twins?'
'Triplets.'
'My, how time flies!'

“Haven’t you heard of science’s newest triumph – the doorbell?”

here's one for OL

"I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse"

"It isn't a tumor!" - Arnold Swartzenegar, The Kindergarden Cop

“Was you ever bit by a dead bee?”

Classic:

"Just remember this, Mr. Potter, that this rabble you're talking about...they do most of the working and paying and living and dying in this community. Well, is it too much to have them work and pay and live and die in a couple of decent rooms and a bath?"

Modern:

"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

"Did you fart, Raymond? Did you fucking fart?" - Tom Cruise, The Rain Man

"There goes our last female."

Seriously, this is "I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

Shut that gate and keep it shut!

I peed my pants. I peed 'em.

I like holding ladders. Takes me out of myself.

*sigh* Can I PLEASE whittle wood with you?

Sewing him back on like that wasn't the answer, Duane.

I was misinformed.

forget it jake it's chinatown

A polar bear fell on me

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I was misinformed.

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This might be the actual answer.

I'm an Oscar-nominee, for God's sake. Now look at me, I'm fucking a puppet.

I'd hate to take a bite out of you. You're like a cookie full of arsenic

Everything you hate

Any kid that tells on another kid is a dead kid.

Yeah we don't fall for that pie in the sky stuff anymore, Father

"Mmm, these Reese's Pieces taste very good" - E.T., the Extra Terrestial

"it was nothing like that, penis breath!"

it is very cold in space

The only reason you stay here is so you can fuck my mother and eat her food. MOTHERFUCKER. FOOD EATER.

otm

Get your nunchuks and your dad's car. I know where we can get a gun.

"Alright you fucking androids! My father's got something he wants you all to see.

And I swear, anybody looks away for even a second, I'll make them wish they were fucking aborted!"

“Alright, throw down your guns and come on out with your hands up! Or come on out with your hands up then throw down your guns, whichever way you want to do it. Just remember the two key elements here: one, guns to be thrown down, two, come on out!”

no bad lines in the lady from shanghai, so here's a selection and be thankful i didn't just C&P the whole script:

Michael O'Hara: Maybe I'll live so long that I'll forget her. Maybe I'll die trying.

Michael O'Hara: When I start out to make a fool of myself, there's very little can stop me. If I'd known where it would end, I'd never let anything start... if I'd been in my right mind, that is. But once I'd seen her, once I'd seen her, I was not in my right mind for quite some time.

George Grisby: What's your guess, Michael? You think the world's coming to an end?
Michael O'Hara: Well, there was a start to the world sometime -- so I guess there'll be a stop.

Michael O'Hara: That's how I found her and from that moment I did not use my head, except to think about her.

Michael O'Hara: New York is not as big a city as it pretends to be.

Michael O'Hara: There's a fair face to the land, but, you can't hide the hunger and guilt. It's a bright, guilty world.

Michael O'Hara: The only way to stay out of trouble is to grow old, so I guess I'll concentrate on that.

Arthur Bannister: You hear that George? You've just been called a shark. If you were a good lawyer you'd take it as a compliment.

'Goldie' Goldfish: What's the Spanish for drunken bum?

Arthur Bannister: George, that's the first time anyone ever thought enough of you to call you a shark. If you were a good lawyer, you'd be flattered.

Michael O'Hara: *voiceover* He was exactly as helpless as a sleeping rattlesnake.

Michael O'Hara: *voiceover* It's clear now, I was chasin' a married woman. But, that's not the way I wanted to look at it. No. To be a real prize fat-head, like Mike O'Hara, you've got to swallow whole all the lies you can think up to tell yourself.

Michael O'Hara: I never make up my mind about anything at all, until it's over and done with.

Mrs. Elsa 'Rosalie' Bannister: I don't have to listen to you talk like that.
Arthur Bannister: Oh, yes, you do, lover.

George Grisby: Commit suicide? Me? Don't be silly. Suicide is against the law. We're not going to break the law. This is going to be murder and it's going to be legal.

George Grisby: There's no such a thing as homicide, unless they find corpse. It just isn't murder if they don't find a body. According to the law, I'm dead, if, you say you murdered me. But you're not a murderer, unless I'm dead. Silly, isn't it?

and this is not even including the popular classics:

J. Frank Parnell: Ra-di-a-tion. Yes, indeed. You hear the most outrageous lies about it. Half-baked goggle-box do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you. Pernicious nonsense. Everybody could stand a hundred chest X-rays a year.

Mr. Humphries: It's been brought to my attention that you're not paying attention to the way you space the cans.

Leila: You SHITHEAD! I'm glad I tortured you!

Miller: The more you drive, the less intelligent you are

was there not too much gristle in the blancmange?

Willie Mossop:
By gum.

this quote from the classic Lean adaptation of Hobson's Choice get's 4 stars out of 5 on quotes.net!

Ordinary fuckin' people — I hate 'em.

This life's hard, man, but it's harder if you're stupid.

Bill:
You ditched Napoleon!

Ted:
Deacon, do you realize you have just stranded one of Europe's greatest leaders in San Dimas?

Deacon:
He was a dick!

Mother, they're still not sure it is a baby!

Citrus corner:

'This silly pistol can put a hole in you the size of a medium grapefruit.'

and

'Goddamnit, lady, you don't throw oranges on an escalator!'

you appear with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season

it's a good one that and I hate bond.

sorry this is the only good bond line:

JB: Red wine with fish. Well that should have told me something
Grant: You may know the right wines, but you're the one on your knees

"Nothin' more appealing than a woman who's proud to be in her own body" - Dr. Richard T. Gere, Dr. T and the Women

One of these, obviously.

“Oh what have we here? More champagne!”

"Both of them? Both brothers?"

"I may not know my flowers, but I know a bitch when I see one!"

never would've ID'd that Moonraker line, and it was the first one i saw in a theater

also it's maybe the 30th-best film Michael Lonsdale has appeared in

"I'm a fiend for mojitos."

"Sidney, this syrup you're giving out with... you pour over waffles, not J.J. Hunsecker."

(nm, it was linked upthread)

The actual best line in any movie ever: "Balls, baby!"

"Let's fuuuuuck! I'll fuck anything that moves, hahahaha!"

My own brother, a goddamn shitsucking vampire! You wait until mum finds out, buddy.'

"Now I know you really love me. No one else would eat my shit."

"Why do you smoke this shit? So as to escape from reality? Me, I don't need this shit. I am reality." v. "Feelin' good's good enough"

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

You should not drink and bake!